Today's Joke - Waiting For Another Tunnel
 

Riding together on a train are Barack Obama, George W. Bush, a little old lady, and a buxom, young blonde girl.

The train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later there is the sound of a loud slap.

When the train emerges from the tunnel, Bush has a bright red hand print on his cheek.

No one speaks.

The old lady thinks, "Bush must have groped the blonde in the dark and she slapped him."

The blonde girl thinks, "Bush must have tried to grope me in the dark, but missed and fondled the old lady and she slapped him."

Bush thinks, "Obama must have groped the blonde in the dark. She tried to slap him but missed and got me instead."

Obama thinks, "I can't wait for another tunnel, so I can smack Bush again."

meh.....

Maybe a funny one will balance the thread a bit:

While in China, a man is sexually promiscuous and does not use a condom all the time he is there. A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple spots. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like this before, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days for the results.

The man returns a couple of days later and the doctor says, 'I've got bad news for you, you've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here, we know very little about it.' The man looks a little perplexed and says, 'Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, Doc.' The doctor answers, 'I'm sorry, there's no known cure. We're going to have to amputate it.' The man screams in horror, 'Absolutely not! I want a second opinion.' The doctor replies, 'Well, go ahead, if you want, but surgery is your only choice.'

The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease.

The Chinese doctor examines the mans penis and proclaims, 'Ah, Yes, Mongolian VD. Vewy ware disease.' The guy says to the doctor, 'Yeah, yeah, I already know that but what can we do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate it!'

The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs. 'Stupid American docttah, always want to opawate. Make more money dat way. No need to amputate!'

'Oh, Thank God!' the man replies.

'Yes,' says the Chinese doctor, 'You wait two weeks... fawl off by itself!'

:thumbsup