I just told the Census Taker to go Fuck Himself!
 

I just told the Census taker to go fuck himself. I think I've been in one location too long and I hate having people invade my space like that. I thought door to door shit was long past us.

Am I legally obligated to tell this guy shit. I told him to come back with the cops and an arrest warrant if he wants inside my place. Seriously, I piss on a few trees and I don't like people coming in that area. If you want me, call, email, etc. unless you're a piece of ass, close friend or someone special, just saying...

Opinions on this. This is Los Angeles Central by the way!

The only thing you're legally required to answer is number of people in the house with their SSNs and age... that's it...

The race shit they've tacked on is BS, I left mine blank.

The real BS is when they start knocking / calling, asking about grocery expenditures... WTF?

I'll be Spartacus never had to put up with this LOL!

SSN's don't make sense either though. That's identification and I already pay taxes and shit. I'm just saying. Anyway, I don't see him coming back, but if it were me I would if I could just to prove a point so I'm curious if they can or will.

I say it's an invasion of privacy in a great free nation like America. It's one of those things and could make me switch to Republican

Stop being a fucking faggot, they are trying to get statistics on residents in your area and shit to better help your community.

Think of it this way, remove all statistics from your sites, including sales stats and everything and just have a link, and a check every week or 2 and see how easy it is to maintain your sites.

Without statistics nobody knows what the fucks going on.

So once again, stop being a fucking faggot and just answer the fucking questions and let the man be on his way.

This is why I always answer the door naked and half hard

1) I'd like to smash your retard face harder than I wanted to smash that census taker!
2) suck my cock and prove you're the faggot cause we all know you want to
3) if you want to know something about me refer to steps 1) and 2) unless I want you to know something
4) please start at step one and go through steps 1) to 4) repeatedly until your face is a bloody pulp of smashed mush!

The census is important for areas to get federal funding.

If you don't fill it out, they don't know you exist. And if your area can't get the needed funding for roads, education, etc... then it is your state and property taxes that go up.

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Good move cause I don't like being bothered in my home either. I don't collect welfare and don't get any other handouts so I don't understand why I should be included in their unorganized and when it's needed ineffectual government system. Nothing In LA Government works (child welfare, hospitals, housing authority, etc.) so don't come to someone who doesn't need your help even if it did work to try and look like you're doing your job.

Okay, here's the real question, cause I am a democrat and love to see people get help that need it. Should I shoot this guy in the face if he knocks on my door again. Just curious as to answers to this serious question. :1orglaugh

Jimmy Hoffa was a democrat by the way. That's the type of democrat I am!

I dont see any point in fighting off the census. Its not like we're living in Iran, China or George Bushes america.

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Hey, remember that old CREATURE DOUBLE FEATURE host called THE GHOUL?

We are if I'm forced to take the census, correct? God, what's the point to having your rights if you never use them? :1orglaugh Or only use them during actual criminal activity like I used to do?:1orglaugh

You do know that they only flag people who do NOT return their census forms or answer the door to door questions.

So by acting like a crack pot you've played into their hands and gotten yourself a spot on a watch list.

If you filled out the census card he wouldn't be coming to your house. Seriously WTF is YOUR problem?

The census is a great thing to answer... especially if you have kids. Your community will have no idea how many teachers, books, desks.. etc they will need if no one fills out the census.

BTW... Archer FUCKIN RULES!!!!

It's called part of living in a community.
If you don't want to partake in some of the 'disadvantages' - leave the community - go and live in a cave in the mountains somewhere - but don't bitch that there's no internet.

It's pretty much that simple.

First, you're an idiot.

Second,

Keep thinking that, and then when everyone in your community takes the same route as you, the government stops paying those guys who come and clean up around your area, and fix roads and other government shit in your area, and leave you to do it yourself, because like you said, you don't need their help.

Great lets find out if we are actually in a police state or not!

Actually it slipped my mind, but I still don't see why I should give a shit one way or the other if they are not giving me some type of pay back for my time since I'm not asking them for anything that everyone else isn't asking for.

Also I would have taken it if he didn't want to come inside and just asked me the question like in five seconds or less.

I filled mine out and sent it in, I don't see why not, it can help get funds for my area.

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I don't have kids and I have no plans on paying for yours or protecting yours from bad influences so watch their little fucking useless asses until they are old enough to not be useless any longer.

I'm pretty sure the internet was a private industry or at least started that way and assholes like you are going to let them censor it for us.

The census does not ask that. :2 cents:

Census people here don't do door knocking you just got a big form to fill in. Some of the questions seem a bit overly nosey and you are legally obliged to answer everything truthfully except the one about religion.

In the 2001 census about 400,000 people gave their religion as Jedi after someone came up with the idea as a joke. That was pre-Facebook and constant group joining twattery for people who are desperate to feel included in something so god knows what will happen for the 2011 one.

Thats him.....who hired the Census Takers.....THE MAN.....its an evil program.....by the man.

I was going to do that, but I'm glad I didn't cause now I'm having fun doing this :thumbsup:1orglaugh

Well I guess we've been in a police state since 1790 then since that was when the first census was.

Fortunately for the left, most of the paranoid dingbats who do not think the census is important are righties and nut jobs.

What does that mean? It means more areas will be slated as Democratic Districts.

Keep it going loonies! Don't fill out the census... it's a big government conspiracy!

Fuck your community! And if the caves were not all illegally taken by the government in the first place I'd happily live in one, but I bet some assholes census taker would pound on my rock there too! :1orglaugh

So you don't pay property taxes?

Cool, so I'm unwittingly helping the cause :thumbsup I'm fine with that. I just don't like having to make an effort for something that doesn't profit me on my spread sheets.

BTW, a census taker is just a regular Joe who needed a job. They were not government workers before, and in a few months they will no longer be government workers again. Their only agenda is to get paid for doing a job - much like a mailman or a landscaper.

I know this for a fact, as I myself have applied for this position, for extra income. Didn't get the job, but as an applicant you are asked if you do, or have, worked for the government before, as that background actually disqualifies you from the position, which is temporary to begin with.

You are not allowed to report ANYTHING you see in a household either - drugs, hookers, guns...NOTHING! This is NOT Big Brother by any stretch.

We filled everything out except the ss#'s and race. :winkwink:

I don't know what to say to this. I know most losers need jobs and I'm glad they are there so they are not robbing my house. Why don't we just pay them welfare though, and as far as that goes why don't we just give welfare checks to the politicians so their campaign ads don't interrupt our regularly scheduled programming?

Awe geeze. You waste so much energy being angry. smoke a bowl or something.

Instead we are living in obamas (black jesus) commie america....just sayn...

That was my question too though. Was I required to give this asshole my SS#. I didn't like the idea of that in the least and I figured he would ask me that and more and like someone else said, this asshole is gone next week and probably can't get a real job and yet he's walking around with my info.

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I'm actually not even a little angry.

I guess I just expected more out of porn people, you know invasion of privacy, etc. etc. I was prepared for the democrat crap of community service, but I don't see that actually coming back with any big profits. I vote democrat so when the bums ask me for change I can tell them to go to Washington cause I already gave at the office.

You ARE your SS number. That is the only credible crosscheck the govt has.

You use it when you apply for a job, a credit card, medicare, social security, an apartment, a mortgage, etc.

How would the census have any credibility if it wasn't based upon SS numbers? Right or wrong, you ARE a number, and the census is all about numbers.

Yeah, but that's fucked because I can cross check people scamming me on things like mortgage and credit but not on a census and they've turned the SS# into something very valuable to be protected. You shouldn't just be handing it out to anyone.

I understand there is more than that, but he should have to give me his too, which I probably could have gotten cause this guy was without a doubt more lost than me.

I don't know what that means, or how the the census is possibly "scamming" you?

Next time you go to a bank to open an account ask the teller for their SS number too, and tell us how that works out.

You can definitely ask for the census workers ID of course, and even call your local census office to confirm the info, but in the end I just want to say, not EVERYTHING is a conspiracy...

...except Newscorp of course, which is a blatant arm of the Chinese government now.

The huge difference is that this asshole is knocking on my door. I know where my banks are located and when something looks weird and is traced back there I can easily locate the fraud. I go to them; they don't come to me requesting.

way to stick it to the man! :thumbsup

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If the guy was trying to get into your house he was not from the census. They are told to NEVER enter someones house.