How Shallow Are You?
 

I'm just curious. I got this contact from this really hot chick from high school who I used to slam all the time and now she's a big fat pig (not really, but not as hot as she used to be) and I'm really depressed over it. At first I had all these Fast Times At Ridgemont High flashbacks and now it's like I just want to drink some Drano and do myself in. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

I know, I know, but are you as shallow as me? I'm just curious :1orglaugh:1orglaugh. I can't help it. I don't think you can make a deep Hollywood movie without a hot chick. It always just so happens that in movies pretty people are deep. Have you ever noticed that? :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

all real guys are shallow .. we just wanna bang hot young chicks

nothing wrong with it. ask tiger or jessie

Shallow like a bird bath.

"If you took all the girls I knew
When I was single
And brought them all together for one night
I know they'd never match
my sweet imagination
everything looks worse in black and white..."

All that matters is that I tapped it while it was still perky.

I'm starting to think the past should just stay where it is and we shouldn't dwell on any of it, the good or the bad, although I have some great memories *SOB* :1orglaugh