A Woman is like a deck of cards
 

You need a heart to love her

Diamonds to marry her

Then you need a club to kill her

And a spade to bury her

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nice deck :)

...lol I just told that to my misses and she smacked me round the head

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You're not meant to tell them! lol

yeah I know I did it to wind her up, :) The last time I told he she had a fat ass that made her real mad ..lol so it wasent as bad this time. You gotta wind the female species up from time to time its good fun :)

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ooops! :winkwink:

And a Joker to fuck her.

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it's funny because its true

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Ha ha ha, that's pretty good :)

This reminds me of a toast I once heard.

"Here's to the women we love best
We love them better when they're undressed.
And when they're dead and buried
they won't be forgotten,
'cuz we'll dig 'em up
and fuck them rotten."

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lmfao hahahaahahha

Sounds like your the Joker of the pack ! :upsidedow

You don't need to kill her. When any woman says to me "cut off my arms and slit my wrists" my initial feeling is to leave her and not come close to her.

I like it! :)

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Shuffle up and deal!

Har har,that made me chuckle

Ouch, the truth hurts literally.

in what way do you love, marry, kill, and bury a deck of cards?

this analogy does not hold up.

O snap lol...

you got any better ones? :)

yeah, more accurate and less "woman-killy"
having a girlfriend is like having a car.
there are lots of things you've got to do to keep things running smoothly and failing to do any one of them for too long makes the whole thing come to a screeching smokey halt, usually on the highway. neither will come right out and TELL you what you screwed up, but you'll figure it out eventually.

Feel like I should be sliding you a beer.

oepz idd ;)