Sign My Petition!! Ryulion Must Continue to Ass Bite!!
 

If you are strong believer that Ryulion is retiring from his ass biting career to early in life, please sign my petition here!!! This has become a strong standing tradition as shows and truly believe his skills are still very much needed in that department. Please wage your protest here and by posting you are agreeing this tradition should continue.....or at the very least he has to have a huge grand finale at XBiz!!! Thank you!!!

sigggned

I'm going to start a petition to have his drunken ass kicked out of the industry all together.

+1 to continue the ass biting .....:thumbsup

i don't think i ever saw him drunk during the whole show..

The congress is not in full agreement over this one yet


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I'm supporting though

I did see him get Totally Tabitha's ass in Phoenix!!! So I don't think he is fully retired yet! :thumbsup

looks like he's trying to suck off her ass tattoo! ;)

Well that could change my opinion of him.

If he's stopped drinking and stops acting like a first year fool then perhaps I would give him the time of day. As is, I turn my back and walk away anytime I see him.

I don't even know WTF the guy does other than drink excessively and bite asses. I just don't see how that fits into anything that would = good business sense.

They make toilet seat protectors for a reason.

Just sayin...

Now....Now....Aaron.....Be nice!!! Remember you are the new and improved you....thanks to your better half :winkwink:

It has my vote. He must continue!

Mr. Romance

confirmed: marijuana is a gateway drug.

The guy is as useless as tits on a boar. I am being nice.

As far as my better half...She's still sleeping so I have nobody to babysit me. :winkwink:

It was on a saturday at around midnight when i was having a good conversation with him and talking some biz for tranny stuff.. stand up guy in my opinion..

Good to know.

People can change. Ramos is a good example of this. :2 cents:

Do all these women enjoying getting their ass bitten?

Dude, I don't know what I ever did to you personally, to get your fixation. You always seem serious at shows never enjoying the activities.
Can't someone that works 24/7 have fun once in a while?
Obviously this "ass biting" has been really good marketing for me. :2 cents:

Be happy. :)

There's fun and then there is being a complete fucking jackass. Maybe if you could tell the difference then things would be different.

Hey if it makes him happy, that's great. It doesn't affect me in any way. Personally I see no need to sink my teeth into industry women's behinds but if that works for him then I say that's super.

I don't think I'd take the guy seriously during any kind of business dealings, but since I don't really do anything in adult anymore that's kind of irrelevant.

Best to ya Ryu.

signed

by Brassmonkey

Actually Alex or asslicks as I know him is a decent honest guy. Yes, he gets up to some stupid stunts, but hey whatever works I guess. As far as work ethic goes he is second to none, his SEO skills helped me quite a bit when I first got him into adult 10+ years ago. I agree with Aaron that his drinking is not doing him any favors but I would trust him with my money and have done in the past, I have not met many others I could say that about.:upsidedow

Live and let ass bite I always say.

I don't think I ever acted like a complete jackass, but may thru your eyes..anyway, that's all in the past man.

It does NOT make me happy, and I'm glad it doesn't affects you in any way. :2 cents: :pimp
It became a very good marketing branding hence people always knew my face at shows and introduced themselves to me.

I'm guessing you haven seen my background..
I've been in adult since 2000. Ever go to my whoswho?

:thumbsup

I'm not concerned with that as I said I have nothing that we could do together that would be beneficial - so I've never talked to you or needed to in any capacity. BUT in the event I did need to I would probably avoid it due to your perceived (or otherwise) behavior at shows and on this board visually and textually.

Bill Gates could be in the industry since 2000 and be on whoswho, but if he was known for licking corn dogs while parachuting off bridges and concurrently slapping women's asses I wouldn't have much to discuss with him, either.

I am certainly not hating. What I am TRYING to say is I don't care what you do or do not do just do what works for YOU and makes you happy and successful. Don't worry about Aaron, me, haters, or lovers.

So try not to take this as negative as it isn't in the slightest.

what does he do anyway?

Drinks heavily, makes an ass of himself, and bites girls asses because he thinks it's a good way to market what he does which is....Drinks heavily, makes an ass of himself, and bites girls asses because he thinks it's a good way to market what he does which is....Drinks heavily, makes an ass of himself, and bites girls asses because he thinks it's a good way to market what he does which is....Drinks heavily, makes an ass of himself, and bites girls asses because he thinks it's a good way to market what he does which is....Drinks heavily, makes an ass of himself, and bites girls asses because he thinks it's a good way to market what he does which is....Drinks heavily, makes an ass of himself, and bites girls asses because he thinks it's a good way to market what he does which is....Drinks heavily, makes an ass of himself, and bites girls asses because he thinks it's a good way to market what he does which is....Drinks heavily, makes an ass of himself, and bites girls asses because he thinks it's a good way to market what he does which is....

You get the idea.

you are confusing marketing & branding with image/reputation.

Fixed it for you to describe most GFY posters. :thumbsup

I have never met Ryulion. I only know the Mexican Translator version.
http://surfelport.com/?p=50

signed and delivered!

I don't know him personally but i am a firm believer in strong traditions.

Aye to his ass-bitemanship.

I think many of you are under estimating what a cool smart guy Ryulion is.

Check around and you will find he has worked with some of the top names in adult ......just because he has fun at shows doesnt mean anything other than he likes to enjoy himself.

Only if he is a equal opportunity ass biter.Men need their ass bitten too

signed and to all the haters "lighten up" at least he's not biting dude's asses in front of you ;-)

Tits or GTFO.

Well he did say that was in his original concept but it didnt work out for some reason so he just progressed with girls :1orglaugh

So what was the inventory list like for all the booze of your suite party? :upsidedow

What suite party would you be referring to?

Aaron reading your posts gives me a hardon
Is that bad? :Oh crap

That depends on how you handle the situation.

Traditions don't die easy... something tells me even in retirement, it's not the last we will see... Think KISS or Ozzy tours, or Jay-Zs "last album ever"...

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Ok so I started this thread to have some good spirited fun!....

Alex is a very nice guy....and I think if someone actually took the time to get to know him....hmmm...Aaron, like I did with you.....u might like him.....if u recall I had a boards certain opinion of you just from seeing you on the and not knowing you personally....but I set that aside and gave you a chance....and its not just cuz I want to get in your better halfs pants ;-)

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love this one :) he is funny

Seems like every pic of him he's biting an ass or has a bottle in his hand. I figured with all of the stories I'd heard of him that he must have quite the drinking problem.

I have to sign this again! I demand he returns to his trade! He is the best plain and simple he wakes up in the morning and bites ass!:thumbsup

Mr. Romance

sigggned twice.no photoshops pls :winkwink:

alex needs to spend more time selling oranges and mowing lawns and less time biting asses

:2 cents: