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POed-poster 04-14-2010 08:57 PM
What do da bible say about a woman touching a man's penis?
 
It says that their hands should be amputated. This only applies to wives though and apparently only in the context of breaking up a fight. God says!

Quote:
"When men strive together one with another, and the wife of the one draweth near for to deliver her husband out of the hand of him that smiteth him, and putteth forth her hand, and taketh him by the secrets: Then thou shalt cut off her hand, thine eye shall not pity her." -- Dt.25:11-12

Barefootsies 04-14-2010 08:59 PM
it says have an apple on the house, and see sig.

iSpyCams 04-14-2010 09:02 PM
Yep. If you pull me away from a fight by the penis you better believe amputation is the best possible outcome for you.

Jon Oso 04-14-2010 09:03 PM
Wow no wonder I've never read the bible, I read that shit 10 times and I still can't figure out what the fuck is going on.

POed-poster 04-14-2010 09:06 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by pompousjohn (Post 17034014)
Yep. If you pull me away from a fight by the penis you better believe amputation is the best possible outcome for you.
That proves God is a man. He understandeth!

POed-poster 04-14-2010 09:07 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jon Oso (Post 17034015)
Wow no wonder I've never read the bible, I read that shit 10 times and I still can't figure out what the fuck is going on.
There's actually some good porn in the bible. Lots of bone crushing violence too.

PornstarXS 04-14-2010 09:44 PM
sounds like the bible was written by lawyers.

jebediah, but whateth the wifey puts his secrets into her moutheth, without use of her hands? off with her head for giving head


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