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TidalWave 04-16-2010 12:34 PM

The Human Centipede
 
http://www.traileraddict.com/trailer...tipede/trailer

crazy lol

cthulhu_waves 04-16-2010 12:40 PM

Have you seen the production notes of the director? It's totally gnarly. The three girls were surgically connected to their rectums.

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 04-16-2010 12:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cthulhu_waves (Post 17038746)
Have you seen the production notes of the director? It's totally gnarly. The three girls were surgically connected to their rectums.

correction, mouth to rectum... :2 cents:

96ukssob 04-16-2010 12:51 PM

looks pretty stupid and physiologically makes no sense what so ever

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 04-16-2010 01:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bossku69 (Post 17038783)
makes no sense what so ever

because movies are all about making perfect sense...

dyna mo 04-16-2010 01:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bossku69 (Post 17038783)
looks pretty stupid and physiologically makes no sense what so ever

from what i've read over the last many months about this, the movie is 100% medically accurate.

John-ACWM 04-16-2010 01:54 PM

I know the trailer for some time now, looks interesting.

GatorB 04-16-2010 01:57 PM

I'll save eveyone time. Everyone dies at the end.

fatfoo 04-16-2010 01:59 PM

The human stomach has stomach acid which kills bugs and live things. Good luck.

dyna mo 04-16-2010 02:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GatorB (Post 17038987)
I'll save eveyone time. Everyone dies at the end.

no, they do not.

Simon_Spicecash 04-16-2010 02:17 PM

OMG! I should totally do a human centipede for www.animalizm.com!

J. Falcon 04-16-2010 02:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fatfoo (Post 17038996)
The human stomach has stomach acid which kills bugs and live things. Good luck.

http://www.moonbattery.com/stfu_lg.gif

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 04-16-2010 02:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Simon_Spicecash (Post 17039070)
OMG! I should totally do a human centipede for www.animalizm.com!

fucking furries :Oh crap

bigpappa17934 04-16-2010 02:36 PM

All I can say is.... WOW...Not a horror movie kinda person...but wow!!!

GatorB 04-16-2010 03:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 17039024)
no, they do not.

Really???

The film begins with the antagonist, Dr Heiter (Dieter Laser), kidnapping a truck driver by the side of a road. Later, two American tourists, Lindsay (Ashley C. Williams) and Jenny (Ashlynn Yennie), arrive at Heiter's house as they search for help after puncturing their car tire. Heiter drugs the women and they awake along with the kidnapped trucker in a makeshift hospital ward in the cellar. Heiter informs the trucker that he is "not a match" and kills him. When the women next wake, they are joined by a new captive, Japanese tourist Katsuro (Akihiro Kitamura).

The doctor explains that he is a world renowned expert at separating conjoined twins, but dreams of creating new beings that share a single digestive system by joining separate individuals via their mouths and anuses. He explains that his previous experiment, a "3-dog", died. However, he explains how he will attach the three human subjects to each other to create a "human centipede". Once the operation is complete, the doctor begins training the three to perform tasks. Katsuro, as the front part of the centipede, refuses to do as he is told, and the doctor beats him. When Katsuro has to defecate, Lindsay is forced to swallow his excrement and the doctor watches with great delight. However, Heiter eventually becomes irritated after being kept awake by the constant screaming of his victims and realising that Jenny is dying from blood poisoning.


Dr. Heiter surveys his completed "human centipede"Two police detectives, Kranz and Voller, visit Heiter to investigate the disappearance of tourists in the area. After the detectives leave, Heiter informs his surgically-attached captives that Jenny will soon be replaced by two new parts. Katsuro stabs him with a scalpel and the "centipede" attempts to escape as Heiter crawls after it. Katsuro faces the doctor with a piece of broken glass in his hand and tells the doctor he "deserved" to become an insect, due to prior ill treatment of his family, and then commits suicide with the glass. At this point, the police break into the house and Heiter crawls away to hide in his swimming pool room. Kranz is shocked as he discovers Heiter's victims, and soon finds Voller dead in the swimming pool near an armed Dr. Heiter. Heiter and Kranz shoot and kill each other. Jenny finally dies from her blood poisoning, leaving Lindsay alone in the house, trapped between her deceased fellow captives.

dyna mo 04-16-2010 03:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GatorB (Post 17039192)
Really???

The film begins with the antagonist, Dr Heiter (Dieter Laser), kidnapping a truck driver by the side of a road. Later, two American tourists, Lindsay (Ashley C. Williams) and Jenny (Ashlynn Yennie), arrive at Heiter's house as they search for help after puncturing their car tire. Heiter drugs the women and they awake along with the kidnapped trucker in a makeshift hospital ward in the cellar. Heiter informs the trucker that he is "not a match" and kills him. When the women next wake, they are joined by a new captive, Japanese tourist Katsuro (Akihiro Kitamura).

The doctor explains that he is a world renowned expert at separating conjoined twins, but dreams of creating new beings that share a single digestive system by joining separate individuals via their mouths and anuses. He explains that his previous experiment, a "3-dog", died. However, he explains how he will attach the three human subjects to each other to create a "human centipede". Once the operation is complete, the doctor begins training the three to perform tasks. Katsuro, as the front part of the centipede, refuses to do as he is told, and the doctor beats him. When Katsuro has to defecate, Lindsay is forced to swallow his excrement and the doctor watches with great delight. However, Heiter eventually becomes irritated after being kept awake by the constant screaming of his victims and realising that Jenny is dying from blood poisoning.


Dr. Heiter surveys his completed "human centipede"Two police detectives, Kranz and Voller, visit Heiter to investigate the disappearance of tourists in the area. After the detectives leave, Heiter informs his surgically-attached captives that Jenny will soon be replaced by two new parts. Katsuro stabs him with a scalpel and the "centipede" attempts to escape as Heiter crawls after it. Katsuro faces the doctor with a piece of broken glass in his hand and tells the doctor he "deserved" to become an insect, due to prior ill treatment of his family, and then commits suicide with the glass. At this point, the police break into the house and Heiter crawls away to hide in his swimming pool room. Kranz is shocked as he discovers Heiter's victims, and soon finds Voller dead in the swimming pool near an armed Dr. Heiter. Heiter and Kranz shoot and kill each other. Jenny finally dies from her blood poisoning, leaving Lindsay alone in the house, trapped between her deceased fellow captives.

thanks for proving my comment, they do not all die in the end.

GatorB 04-16-2010 03:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 17039199)
thanks for proving my comment, they do not all die in the end.

Are you stupid? Seriously who lives? Lindsey? How? She's the middle and the 2 ends are dead and no is alive to save her. How does she survive? It doesn't take much of a brain to realize she will eventually die. At least most movie TRY to have some type of a happy ending. Not this POS. Th epeole that made this are sick fucks. Sicker than Max Hardcore and he's in prison for beign a sick fuck.

dyna mo 04-16-2010 03:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GatorB (Post 17039220)
Are you stupid? Seriously who lives? Lindsey? How? She's the middle and the 2 ends are dead and no is alive to save her. How does she survive? It doesn't take much of a brain to realize she will eventually die. At least most movie TRY to have some type of a happy ending. Not this POS. Th epeole that made this are sick fucks. Sicker than Max Hardcore and he's in prison for beign a sick fuck.

gear down big rig, it's a movie. i know you are trying to play party pooper but you sure can't take it when someone poops on your party eh. you said they all die at the end (in a weak attempt to ruin it for everyone, based on some holier than tho, this movie is wrong mentality) but as you wrote yourself, they all do not die at the end.

face it.

you should switch to decaf and lighten up.

F-U-Jimmy 04-16-2010 04:14 PM

Just another ATM movie :1orglaugh

SykkBoy 04-16-2010 04:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 17039238)
gear down big rig, it's a movie. i know you are trying to play party pooper but you sure can't take it when someone poops on your party eh. you said they all die at the end (in a weak attempt to ruin it for everyone, based on some holier than tho, this movie is wrong mentality) but as you wrote yourself, they all do not die at the end.

face it.

you should switch to decaf and lighten up.

he's gone out of his way to be a crybaby in each of the threads about this movie...
he's looking for every movie to be some Julie Roberts romantic comedy with a happy ending...yaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwnnnnnnn

dyna mo 04-16-2010 04:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by F-U-Jimmy (Post 17039377)
Just another ATM movie :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh :thumbsup
Quote:

Originally Posted by SykkBoy2 (Post 17039422)
he's gone out of his way to be a crybaby in each of the threads about this movie...
he's looking for every movie to be some Julie Roberts romantic comedy with a happy ending...yaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwnnnnnnn


gotcha, too funny rly. :thumbsup

mattz 04-16-2010 04:44 PM

not my kind of movie

american pervert 04-16-2010 09:47 PM

there was a side show freak who was the human caterpillar

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prince_Randian

http://www.thehumanmarvels.com/image...onbench8at.jpg

Spunky 04-16-2010 10:14 PM

I'll wait for the rental..freaky shit

Owner 04-16-2010 11:35 PM

http://i41.tinypic.com/6itxna.jpg

ShellyCrash 04-16-2010 11:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 17038865)
from what i've read over the last many months about this, the movie is 100% medically accurate.

I read about it in Rue Morgue. Very impressive.

Gator.. You ruined it for me. Fuck dude :(

Oh well.

Brujah 04-17-2010 12:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ShellyCrash (Post 17040131)
I read about it in Rue Morgue. Very impressive.

Gator.. You ruined it for me. Fuck dude :(

Oh well.

I've been subscribing to Rue Morgue for many years. It's by far the best. Do you get any others?

papill0n 04-17-2010 12:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GatorB (Post 17039220)
Are you stupid? Seriously who lives? Lindsey? How? She's the middle and the 2 ends are dead and no is alive to save her. How does she survive? It doesn't take much of a brain to realize she will eventually die. At least most movie TRY to have some type of a happy ending. Not this POS. Th epeole that made this are sick fucks. Sicker than Max Hardcore and he's in prison for beign a sick fuck.

Quote:

Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 17039238)
gear down big rig, it's a movie.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

oh fuck I genuinely laughed - thanks :thumbsup

LoveSandra 04-17-2010 02:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fatfoo (Post 17038996)
The human stomach has stomach acid which kills bugs and live things. Good luck.

:2 cents::thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup

TrainWreckContent 04-17-2010 02:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Angry Jew Cat (Post 17038776)
correction, mouth to rectum... :2 cents:

:1orglaugh

ShellyCrash 04-17-2010 08:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brujah (Post 17040184)
I've been subscribing to Rue Morgue for many years. It's by far the best. Do you get any others?

In that vein just Rue Morgue.

Here are some pics you might dig, Brujah-

One of when we stopped by their offices in Toronto last year:

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3497/...58ce8d99_o.jpg

and one of Jovanka modeling one of my shirts from two years ago:

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3079/...3d81e8c20e.jpg

So cool to know there's another Rue Morgue reader here :thumbsup

tiger 04-17-2010 04:38 PM

Looked like it's worth a watch.

scarlettcontent 04-17-2010 05:05 PM

looks freaky :)

Bird 04-17-2010 07:31 PM

Now thats what I call Ass to Mouth

Brujah 04-18-2010 05:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ShellyCrash (Post 17040762)
In that vein just Rue Morgue.

Here are some pics you might dig, Brujah-

One of when we stopped by their offices in Toronto last year:

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3497/...58ce8d99_o.jpg

and one of Jovanka modeling one of my shirts from two years ago:

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3079/...3d81e8c20e.jpg

So cool to know there's another Rue Morgue reader here :thumbsup

Cool shirt, and sadly Jovanka is gone now. I think Brent (ElvisManson) knows her fairly well. I haven't been to Toronto in a decade now, but would've loved to check out their place. I think I already knew you had good taste, so not surprised you enjoy Rue too. :thumbsup

Semi-Retired-Dave 04-18-2010 08:49 AM

Looks interesting.

jerryb 04-18-2010 08:54 AM

????
 
The person that made that must have worms infested in his brains. What sane person would even think of watching that crap. Sure are some sick fucks out there.:Oh crap

Redrob 04-18-2010 08:57 AM

Yuck! Gross.

L-Pink 04-18-2010 12:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by F-U-Jimmy (Post 17039377)
Just another ATM movie :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

.

ShellyCrash 04-19-2010 08:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brujah (Post 17043475)
Cool shirt, and sadly Jovanka is gone now. I think Brent (ElvisManson) knows her fairly well. I haven't been to Toronto in a decade now, but would've loved to check out their place. I think I already knew you had good taste, so not surprised you enjoy Rue too. :thumbsup

I was kinda bummed when I heard she was leaving but I think it's prob for the best. I'm not super close with her but we talk here and there via facebook. She's like 9mo preggers now. Wild stuff :thumbsup

Phoenix 04-19-2010 08:45 PM

its a messed up movie for sure

i feel like ive seen enough of it already though

i get the gist..and i read the info posted here....ill stay away...lol

Davy 04-20-2010 01:06 AM

The movie's idea is sick. Looks like fun. :)

Altwebdesign 04-20-2010 01:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Angry Jew Cat (Post 17038776)
correction, mouth to rectum... :2 cents:

urrrggghhh


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