GFY (Steve Martin) vs Fatfoo (John Candy)
 

At least John Candy in that movie was fucking hilarious. Fatfoo couldn't be funny if his life depended on it. This perfectly describes him though: "You have to discriminate...you choose things that are funny...or mildly amusing or interesting...you're a miracle...your (posts) have NONE of that!"

damn thats a old movie

Haha, yep that's the line I thought of when trying to explain to fatfoo that nobody wants to hear him restate the obvious in every thread.

reason why i said he is a bot is because there no personality in his posts, no emotions no sharing of his thoughts (if he shares them then i don't get it)

but i kinda feel bad for dude having posting obvious all day long in many many threads, that is if he's real person and not a bot.

"....and by the way, when you're telling these stories fatfoo, have a point, it makes it so much more interesting for the reader..."

You guys wanted to hear an interesting story from me. Yeah, I'm not a bot. I can try and write something more exciting. John Candy is a Canadian actor I liked a lot. It is sad that he passed away several years ago. His biography even says he rose to fame as a member of the Toronto, Ontario branch of The Second City. I live in Toronto right now - what a coincedence. I am not a good comedian, yeah.

I think I am good at acting sad. Sometimes I can even cry if I want to. GFY doesn't really transfer emotions through text.

I just thought of something interesting. A lot of people put a lot of value on not having to see people. For example, a person buys a house with a fence, so that other people cannot go inside the house. People here communicate throught the internet, so that they don't have to see each other face to face. This really is a valuable thing.

Famous celebrities delete their name from the phone book, so that regular people can't call them. You see, it really does pay to be alone.

Maybe what I feel is because of something bad I ate. I should quit eating this stuff. Smoking is bad, too. I quit smoking. Water - that is the ultimate thing to put in your body.

Here are some more interesting thoughts...

The most important thing in life is what you put into your body. We need clean air to breathe. Did you know that walking through a heavily polluted smog downtown area for a day is the same lung damage as smoking a pack of cigarettes? It's true. We need good food in our stomach and less food poisoning. To put a dick into a pussy is good, too. Sure, beware of viruses and things bad for the body.

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lol it's like this guy is making fun of him and then he comes and shows how true the OP is, that really is pure comedy.

Haha, I saw his long post and I thought, uh oh I hurt this guy's feelings. Then he immediately flips into fatfoo mode and starts spewing useless non pertinent info, too funny.

What is this bad stuff you ate that you are referring to? Its random out of the blue posts like this that sure seem to be a bot.

haha i love that movie

I believe fatfoo has a reasonably well trained bot that is programmed to flag any threads with the word "bot" or similar in them so he can take over and manually reply.

BOT!

God bless John Candy, kinda sad he's gone.

fatfoo you are fucking nuts, or fantastic meds, either or

Yes probably considering he was running bot network before.

Is this true Klen?

You know there is a song that goes, "I am not a whore."

Maybe they should make a song that goes, "I am not a bot."

Yes it is.

fatfoo, dude put Yoda from StarWars in your avatar, that will be at least a bit amusing :)

I'd say R2D2 would fit better.

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:H..._projector.jpg

Some of your posts are obviously not, while others are clearly a bot. I've seen posts from you in 30 consecutive hours before, while possible, sure would seem like thats evidence of a bot. Can you comment on Klen's claims that you used to run a bot network?

yeah this one even better. if he puts anyone of these two in his avatar i'm willing to unignore him

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Hey FatFoo! I wrote a joke for you FatFoo! Do you want to hear the joke I wrote just for YOU, FatFoo?

Video repost since the first one is now dead.

Don't open this up again for fuck's sake.

Fatfoo has more intelligence and wit than PornMD could ever aspire to...