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Farang 04-23-2010 12:16 PM

A house or a condo?
 
Which do you prefer to live in and why?

Fat Panda 04-23-2010 12:19 PM

condo....houses suck sweaty assholes

Jman 04-23-2010 12:19 PM

House in the country or condo in the city.

Serial Pervert 04-23-2010 12:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jean-Francois (Post 17067166)
House in the country or condo in the city.

so we are 2

BestXXXPorn 04-23-2010 12:27 PM

House all the way... I HATE having shared walls to the left, right, top, bottom, whatever... I like having LAND... I want my space and I want other people out'a mah bid'niss...

Bryan G 04-23-2010 12:43 PM

I just bought a house, I like it but much more work to up keep than a condo. I fucking gotta cut grass etc

Amputate Your Head 04-23-2010 12:43 PM

Houses.

Shared walls is for college.
A decent fenced yard, 2 large dogs, barbeque and a 3-car garage is for grown-up time.

:2 cents:

justinsain 04-23-2010 12:45 PM

I don't care as long as it doesn't come with monthly ASSociation fees.

Imagine a lot of people leave their homes in default and the ASSociation decides to raise your monthly fees to cover the debt left by others :disgust

IllTestYourGirls 04-23-2010 12:45 PM

House because of the land.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Platinum Bryan (Post 17067248)
I just bought a house, I like it but much more work to up keep than a condo. I fucking gotta cut grass etc

Why not use the money you would pay on your condo dues to hire someone to cut your grass? Did you figure that in when you bought the house?

Kenny B! 04-23-2010 12:46 PM

I loved condo living, no headaches, no hassles, lock the door and you have no worries you can be gone for months at a time. Perfect if you're single.

House living, there is always something to do, something to fix but if you're more than one person or have a pet it's worth the investment!

andrej_NDC 04-23-2010 12:57 PM

Condo for solo guys, house for family guys.

Semi-Retired-Dave 04-23-2010 12:58 PM

House for sure, Condos feel like Apartments. Nothing better then having a front and back yard.

Jon Oso 04-23-2010 01:07 PM

I spend most of my time inside anyways so I don't really care. I live in a condo now though.

96ukssob 04-23-2010 01:10 PM

house... no one can hear my gf's screams :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

jk :winkwink:

The Dawg 04-23-2010 01:12 PM

House.

Condo life was awesome when I was single. After a while I got tired of hearing doors slam @ 4am, waiting on the elevator, hearing or smelling my neighbors.

goldflower 04-23-2010 01:27 PM

Definitely the house, but the house with flats also have their charms. I lived in both.

Enjoy Bucks 04-23-2010 01:34 PM

house to live with family + secret condo as office to work and have some fun :)

webmaster-bb 04-23-2010 01:42 PM

both have advantages !!

slapass 04-23-2010 01:43 PM

I have both and the condo wins hands down. But with kids you need a house.

strobi 04-23-2010 01:46 PM

I love both, a condo in the city center, and a house in the outskirts with loads of land and space!

strobi 04-23-2010 01:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by slapass (Post 17067406)
I have both and the condo wins hands down. But with kids you need a house.

Yep have both too... Great if you go out in the city or go to a restaurant, I can go on foot and drink all I want :-)

quiet 04-23-2010 02:00 PM

both have positives and negatives. nothing beats a huge 14 foot ceiling, exposed brick wall loft if you don't have kids imho.

RP Fade 04-23-2010 02:12 PM

Lived in both, condo when i was single and a house now that im married with kids. I would not live in a condo with a family. A house is alot of work but it's rewarding if you spend alot of time at home like we do having bbq's, small get together, using the pool, playing with the kids, etc. if you're single or don't have kids, condo is the way to go.

smutnut 04-23-2010 02:20 PM

Just rent. A condo comes into more issues than you want to deal with with normal taxes and community bullshit rental fees and it's the same for those Cul De Sac houses.

Either buy real property that you solely own and don't have to sign any neighborhood agreements on or just rent so you can leave at the end of the lease.

Matyko 04-23-2010 02:26 PM

House, no doubt.

fuzebox 04-23-2010 02:44 PM

I'd rather own a house, but rent a condo... Ideally rent out the house and rent a condo to live in.

Sid70 04-23-2010 04:06 PM

when i was single a condo was ok, now i think we need a house or just a much bigger apartment.

matuloo 04-23-2010 04:09 PM

House all the way, if you dont know why, you never lived in a good house :)

TeenCat 04-23-2010 04:12 PM

depends if there is a tranny inside

Amputate Your Head 04-23-2010 04:14 PM

If I had it my way, I'd be living on a houseboat / starter mini-yacht somewhere in the South Pacific.

(obviously I didn't get it my way.)

woj 04-23-2010 09:32 PM

house FTW

ShellyCrash 04-23-2010 09:35 PM

I'm a house person, but for you- a single guy who travels alot, go with a condo. You don't have to worry about keeping the lawn, etc. Just alot less responsibility.

Sly 04-23-2010 09:41 PM

I prefer a condo.

2012 04-23-2010 10:20 PM

a van down by the river

sojproductions 04-24-2010 03:00 AM

house all the way, don't like sharing walls with neighbours... oh and i've got a private pool :) can't stick one of those in a condo..

tombarr 04-24-2010 06:23 AM

Depends on where. If Thailand, perhaps a condo because you can own it in your own name whereas a house must be in a Thai company name or the name of a Thai person as foreigners (farangs) can't own the sacred land.

Chosen 04-24-2010 06:30 AM

House :)
Or a condo :)

DWB 04-24-2010 07:10 AM

Falang,
Since I know where you are, I suggest a Condo.

1) You can own a condo in YOUR name with ease.

2) Don't worry about the walls. Most proper built condos are built with Smart Blocks, Q-Con (or a variation of) that reduce noise. If you want more reduction, build another wall on the inside and leave about a 1 inch gap between the two. Very cheap to do and will make the noise pollution zero. You will lose a little room inside, around 6 inches total.

3) Security. In Thailand homes are always broken into. It's much harder to break into a higher floor condo. You CAN secure a house so they can not get in but if this is your first and you don't know anything about security, don't take that task on.

4) It's easer to resell a condo in Thailand vs a house.

5) You don't have to worry about taking care of a yard and all the crap that comes with it. Pay a small condo fee and don't worry about anything.

6) Location! You can get stunning sea view condos for somewhat cheap. Sea view homes are probably out of most peoples budget.

7) You can't toss a whore out of a 1 or 2 story house and kill her. If you live on say the 15th floor of a condo, she can have an "accident" and you will be clear, so long as she is piss drunk. :winkwink: The downside is, this can happen in reverse. :helpme

8) Back to ownership. While you can rope-a-dope a house, the title (chanote) can be in your name. Also, with shop houses, if there are 8 or more units, they can be considered a condo and you can own one of those. Less than 8 and it's a shop house. You can build the inside of a shop house to be the most wicked condo ever AND have a business in the bottom to make money with. Just be sure to add the extra layer of Q-Con blocks (in the living areas) to make it sound proof.

9) Back to security. In a home, thieves like to break through the roof, ripping the tile off and coming in through the roof. This happens often. I can tell you how to defeat them should you get a house but it's not cheap. They can't do this in a condo. You're pretty safe in there.

10) In a condo, with a higher floor, get a telescope and peep all the other condos out. You can see some GREAT fucking with whores, lots of guys leave the windows open.

Good luck! :thumbsup

JA$ON 04-24-2010 07:19 AM

Condo is a good way to get started building a little equity if youve never owned before. And in most cases you will be able to buy/live in an area that would might be out of your price range if you were house shopping. I did it for a few yrs when I was in my early 20s, didnt mind it at all. Once I got married and we wanted to have kids, I wanted Grass and a more neighboorhood feel, so I made the switch.

Good luck to you in your search

Farang 04-24-2010 07:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy (Post 17069211)
7) You can't toss a whore out of a 1 or 2 story house and kill her. If you live on say the 15th floor of a condo, she can have an "accident" and you will be clear, so long as she is piss drunk. :winkwink:

That's a fucking great idea, I'm getting a condo for now. Thanks, man.

Rochard 04-24-2010 08:16 AM

I've never lived in a Condo.

I own a condo; I rent it out to my friend. It's nice, but I couldn't imagine living there.

slapass 04-24-2010 09:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy (Post 17069211)
Falang,


3) Security. In Thailand homes are always broken into. It's much harder to break into a higher floor condo. You CAN secure a house so they can not get in but if this is your first and you don't know anything about security, don't take that task on.

Good luck! :thumbsup

Same with Rio. Houses are a real security hazard even for Brazilians but a foreigner, forget about it.

candyflip 04-24-2010 10:04 AM

I want land and lots of it. Condo won't cut it with kids.

ShellyCrash 04-24-2010 10:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy (Post 17069211)
9) Back to security. In a home, thieves like to break through the roof, ripping the tile off and coming in through the roof. This happens often. I can tell you how to defeat them should you get a house but it's not cheap. They can't do this in a condo. You're pretty safe in there.

http://img170.imageshack.us/img170/3...uuuuuuuuck.jpg

BlackCrayon 04-24-2010 11:00 AM

i prefer a house because if i am going to own something, i want my space. not assholes all around. also, having to pay 200-300 dollars a month in 'condo fees' suck.

DWB 04-24-2010 12:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Farang (Post 17069254)
That's a fucking great idea, I'm getting a condo for now. Thanks, man.

You can always count on me for ways to kill Thai whores. I could write a book on the subject.

GAMEFINEST 04-24-2010 01:16 PM

DWB cracks me up...

HandballJim 04-24-2010 02:14 PM

I would take a house 1st, a condo 2nd...but where I am looking it is out of my price range...leaning towards a co-op. In NYC suburbs its all about the school district...this is what you pay for here.

If I was you in Thailand I would stay renting. :2 cents:

DWB 04-24-2010 04:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HandballJim (Post 17070807)

If I was you in Thailand I would stay renting. :2 cents:

This is also good advice given the current political situation. We don't know what property laws, if any, will change should a new party take control. We could all be left holding our cocks.

I always say to anyone investing in Thailand, to never invest more than you're willing to lose.

VeriSexy 04-24-2010 09:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by andrej_NDC (Post 17067294)
Condo for solo guys, house for family guys.

I feel the same.


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