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Arnox 04-24-2010 11:02 AM

Jesus lives!
 
http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&sour...06802&t=h&z=17

Cyber Fucker 04-24-2010 11:11 AM

Holy stuff! :ticking

bloggerz 04-24-2010 11:32 AM

is that real?

SmokenCess 04-24-2010 11:37 AM

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Originally Posted by bloggerz (Post 17070368)
is that real?

yes, the real question is... was he?

chronig 04-24-2010 12:23 PM

About as impressive as looking at an old wooden wall and finding a similar image

Dirty Dane 04-24-2010 12:25 PM

Look at the clouds and you will see almost everything :winkwink:

Ace_luffy 04-24-2010 12:45 PM

it's like a corn field..

MediaGuy 04-24-2010 12:56 PM

I used to see something like that in the wood of my bedroom door when I wsa a baby and it scared the shit out of me.

Bad Jesus!

:D

seeandsee 04-24-2010 02:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Arnox (Post 17070150)

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

michael.kickass 04-24-2010 03:25 PM

WTF?! :Oh crap:

TheDoc 04-24-2010 03:31 PM

I see a man eating an ice cream... also a man with a visor hat on playing cards, or a man cleaning his bloody nose, I see a hawk looking down on him on the field above him sitting on a pyramid, I see a cock in the field to the right, a set of eyes, a fox in the field to the left... and so on.

MediaGuy 04-24-2010 03:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheDoc (Post 17071031)
I see a man eating an ice cream... also a man with a visor hat on playing cards, or a man cleaning his bloody nose, I see a hawk looking down on him on the field above him sitting on a pyramid, I see a cock in the field to the right, a set of eyes, a fox in the field to the left... and so on.

Dude... please, grace us with your Rx. ...

:D

TheDoc 04-24-2010 03:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MediaGuy (Post 17071043)
Dude... please, grace us with your Rx. ...

:D

I see Jesus too, but I didn't want to sound totally crazy. :)

I have several sketch books full of sketches like this. I can see shapes of all types of stuff, in just about anything that I look at and then draw it out.

So looking at that map, I could spend half a day drawing objects out of it.

Darkland 04-24-2010 03:51 PM

Can some please tell me WHY every time a generic face shows up on something, which in itself is just the eye finding familiar patterns within random patterns (see Pareidolia or Apophenia), it HAS to be Jesus?

I mean it surpasses lunacy. No one knows what the fuck he even looked like and if he did exist he isn't that nice neat white homie artist have almost always portrayed in paintings made centuries after his death.

Just goes to show the world is full of insane people with an underlying case of idiocracy.

Where is a shaking head icon when you need one...

Holy fuck!:ugone2far

fatfoo 04-24-2010 05:06 PM

That is amazing. If Jesus was alive today, he would say something like "resist sexual temptations", "go on a fast", "do not sacrifice animals in blood."

TeenCat 04-24-2010 05:07 PM

hehe lol google is a bitch

Zorgman 04-24-2010 05:07 PM

People see jesus so it makes them happy that their is a "heaven" and as long as they keep dropping the penies in the tray at church they will make it. So to see jesus is to believe.

KILL_FRENZY 04-24-2010 09:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Darkland (Post 17071156)
Can some please tell me WHY every time a generic face shows up on something, which in itself is just the eye finding familiar patterns within random patterns (see Pareidolia or Apophenia), it HAS to be Jesus?

I mean it surpasses lunacy. No one knows what the fuck he even looked like and if he did exist he isn't that nice neat white homie artist have almost always portrayed in paintings made centuries after his death.

Just goes to show the world is full of insane people with an underlying case of idiocracy.

Where is a shaking head icon when you need one...

Holy fuck!:ugone2far

Well sometimes they see Maria too. Who else but a God and Aliens would have the power to appear in cornfields?

Truth be told, assuming that he lived of course, we don't know the first thing about his looks. The first painting of Jesus and the likeness we all know, love, and see in our breakfast cereal was painted with Caesar Borgia as a model. It got accepted later on as the "face of Jesus". Really Ironic since Borgia was anything but a saint :1orglaugh

Anyone who believes that water stain is really divine should probably move to Hungary asap.

Bird 04-24-2010 09:46 PM

looks more like mary

D Ghost 04-24-2010 09:49 PM

And so does the Geico Gecko a little over 1000 M to the North-East of him! :thumbsup

---> http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&sour...,0.035877&z=15

http://fullofsnark.com/wp-content/up...9/08/gecko.jpg

Voodoo 04-24-2010 09:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Arnox (Post 17070150)

Can you post an actual photo of Jesus, so I can compare?

PornstarXS 04-24-2010 10:35 PM

when did jesus have a hitler stache?

John-ACWM 04-25-2010 04:18 AM

And all those holly houses around...


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