Worst Airports from your experiences?
 

I gotta tell ya JFK takes the cake for me as far as being a masssive clusterfuck

Last night i went to pick up my brother flying in from LA and let me tell ya in a nutshell..JFK is one airport that will stress the fuck out of ya...

"Passenger Pickup Zones " <--- :1orglaugh:1orglaugh basically bunch of peeps in there cars staggered 3 deep who wont budge till the guy with the whistle calls in the tow truck :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

In short... I hate JFK (the airport) not GFY JFK cause he is my lover

Borneo, crappy little plain and no service ;))))

Atlanta. Hands down winner.
Minneapolis can suck if your connection is on the other side. Serious cardio involved in making it on time.

Atlanta seemed like a big fuck show, but my 2 year old child did get frisked and scanned with medal detectors, while going through JFK.

Pearson in Toronto sucks as well. Trying to get through Customs can be a nightmare.

Mexico City by far. Those retards wouldn't know customer service if it hit them on the head.

The Cabo airport is pretty horrible too.

Only good thing about Atlanta was that they still had smoking places (2008) or so....

Never has issues from NY to TO and customs... they always were nice and such ...

The best part is (having a US Passport) and leaving Pearson into US they have special line for US citizens and the Canadian line is always like 600 deep lolol

Rome and Cabo..

wtf a 2 year old? just went over him with the wands or did a actual "frisking" ?

Both, there was some metal button on the clothes. :Oh crap:mad:

also Winnipeg customs , I hate them ...

search for thread but it was fucking torture , they dont like people like me lol

Miami Airport...

Newark comes to mind immediately.

here is the funny shit but sad....

I always 99% of the time fly out of JFK and tbh with security they never ever frisk me , pull me aside , non of that shit.... Ii have no clue why but I always see them giving some poor ole lady or like you said little children the special treatment...

when they had the anti lighter bullshit going on ya know how many times i went through and didn't realize it that i had lighter in my carry on?

Washington - New years eve, a few hundred people in line and like 3 counters out of 20 open at immigration. half of the people missed their connecting flights and had to spend new year at the airport. i only made it cause i gave up on my luggage and went on without it

and Antigua airport was funny - like one wooden shed next to the runway and that's it

i am glad i never had to go through newark but newark and LGA n JFK are pretty much clusterfucks..

heathrow in london...never saw a washroom that dirty before...didnt think it was possible

Newark is just ugly, too small and confusing.

Missoula, Montana. I swear they had plastic garbage bags for windows.

Yeah it's crazy.

Skiathos... runway is 200meters long lol

I think I witnessed the angriest airport employees in Philly... It wasn't actually directed towards me but I was still scared lol

I would say JFK as well

DFW was always good to me until last time in international baggage claim area I had some stupid dog jumping all over me then two guys start drilling me with all this crap only to get xrayed and shit.

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heathrow london

Heathrow and Miami international



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Heathrow by a mile, don't even think about getting a connecting flight less than 2 hours apart.

Dulles International in DC.

atlanta
DFW
o'hara

JFK - Landing at the wrong time and hitting traffic into the city , grgrgrgrrr.

All of them!!!!!!

Try going through an airport with a name like "Omar"

Ditto!! 3 hours to get through security on a good day.

any airport full of people = clusterfuck

and yeah Kennedy Airport sucks major ass, so as LAX

Same here. Heathrow = Shithole.
WG

I always fly Southwest to LAX and it's so easy for me. The terminal I'm always at is like the first or second once you come from security.

I love LAX.

I've been to LAX only once on the detour from Vegas Internext to NY in early 2000, I had something like 30-40min to figure out terminals full of people to catch my flight home, no fun) I know its not airports fault but experience left a bad taste.

Barajas in Madrid. Sorry guys, but 10 chairs across the huge airport (excluding the ones in caffes) is insane. I had an 8 hour layover there 2 years ago and couldn't find any waiting halls.

Atlanta, DFW were the two worst for me.

JFK airport its ALWAYS the wrong time lololololol

brothers flight was like 20 min "early" i guess pilot must have been coked up but guess what? They had to go into a holding pattern cause no gates available lololl

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u try and see go through customs with name Achmed (that my name)

i get many troubles in past so now i flies on G6 private jets yes i say G6 , gulfstream make customize for me

brother add me on twatter please you follow me

pick me up I bring belly dancers and camels. You bring the the hookah and and the wine we make a party on international flight yes?

btw camels are for you ok? you like?

Treasure Cay Bahamas in the 80's


Mr. Romance

Rome, Heathrow, Newark, and Atlanta are the only ones I've ever had problems at.

Madrid wasn't really all that great, but I only departed from there at 8am with the night before still flowing through my body.. haha

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Charles De Gaulle - Paris No.1 - those guys are no speaking English at all
LAX - No.2 on my list