I havent shaved in 6 days
 

My face is so goddamed itchy right now. WTF MAN.

you must be lazy like me :)

I know right... I just noticed this morning that I havent shaved since Ive been back from my trip.

Its time!

Yeah i can't grow it for more than 5 days or so. My facial hair grows in really harsh, so gets really itchy eventually. Then when i shave i get the little red spots for a day or two. Pain in the ass!

Aaaaaaaaaaahahahahaha! I enjoy my marxist beard...

with a nick like that, this is quite a thread.

Ever notice when you shave your sack and it starts growing back, you're itching like you have crabs or something?

nope, seek medical examination...

So zits on your penis aren't just zits?! What the fuck?! There really is a reason for condoms. Holy fuck, first gonorrhea,then shankroids, then herpes and now God only knows!

Then again I guess some people actually do get laid real time :1orglaugh

Source: http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2236019/posts

Jackson was at Cedars for the first ever Penis to face transplant. Yup, since his nose fell off, a doc at CS transplanted his penis to where his nose is. It's not unlike what DAVID SPADE did when he impersonated Owen Wilson on SNL. It's all part of Jackson's new tour that will be called "Prick Face."

http://cache.gawker.com/hollywood/spade-penis-nose.jpg

LoL :1orglaugh

shave balls instead:1orglaugh

I want the crayons!

you are like robinson crusoe now

after about the 4th week you cant even tell its there!