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notime 04-29-2010 07:19 AM

Man 'Survives Without Food' For 70 Years....
 
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/5/20100429/...a-870a197.html

It has video on the side btw.

Weirdest thing I ever heard probably :question :eyecrazy

BlackCrayon 04-29-2010 07:21 AM

he will die.

Dirty Dane 04-29-2010 07:22 AM

Likely another hoax :)

bloggerz 04-29-2010 07:23 AM

that article sucks .. no info

notime 04-29-2010 07:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dirty Dane (Post 17086190)
Likely another hoax :)

Either that or the guy is the new Jesus :1orglaugh

IllTestYourGirls 04-29-2010 07:39 AM

Why did they just not pump his stomach to see if he was lying before wasting all those resources?

Grapesoda 04-29-2010 07:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by notime (Post 17086181)
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/5/20100429/...a-870a197.html

It has video on the side btw.

Weirdest thing I ever heard probably :question :eyecrazy

a GI exame will tell ya right away if it's BS

Grapesoda 04-29-2010 07:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by notime (Post 17086201)
Either that or the guy is the new Jesus :1orglaugh

maybe he's the old jesus back for round 2?

Amputate Your Head 04-29-2010 07:44 AM

That's nothing....

I am Connor MacLeod of the Clan MacLeod. I was born in 1518 in the village of Glenfinnan on the shores of Loch Shiel. And I am immortal.

k0nr4d 04-29-2010 08:21 AM

doesn't look much like yogi to me.

dolorem 04-29-2010 08:40 AM

This is definitely a hoax

bronco67 04-29-2010 08:45 AM

He's a fucking liar.

Paul Markham 04-29-2010 08:53 AM

Not true. He would not last out the week without water.

_Richard_ 04-29-2010 08:57 AM

he's gone three weeks without food or whatever?

Klen 04-29-2010 09:12 AM

I could live without food but not without water.

Davy 04-29-2010 09:12 AM

He's 83 and probably going to die soon. So people cannot proove it.

Also, what's the best way to get medical attention if you have no money? Bingo! Make up a bogus story...

Agent 488 04-29-2010 09:15 AM

Prahlad Jani, a sadhu, spent ten days under strict observation by physicians in Ahmedabad, India, in 2003. The study was led by Dr Sudhir Shah, the same doctor who led the study of Hira Ratan Manek. Reportedly, during the observation, he was given only 100 millilitres of water a day to use as mouthwash, which was collected and measured after he used it, to make sure he hadn't consumed any. Throughout the observation, he passed no urine or stool, but doctors say urine appeared to form in the bladder, only to be reabsorbed.[29] However, despite Jani's claim to have gone without food for decades, Jani was not engaged in strenuous exercise during the ten-day trial, and longer trials were not recorded under similarly strict observation. Further, his weight did drop slightly during the 10 days, casting some doubt on his claim to go indefinitely without food. Jani claims a goddess sustains him through amrit that filters down through a hole in his palate.[29] The Indian Rationalist Association labels him a "village fraud".[30]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inedia#Prahlad_Jani

EtainmentGraeme 04-29-2010 10:01 AM

I once went two weeks without food, but i was absolutely muntered on a two week party binge at the time and paid for it for a month afterwards. He has probably been at a rave...Sadhus are known as big ravers!

brassmonkey 04-29-2010 10:03 AM

hahaha!! jeez

D Ghost 04-29-2010 10:04 AM

Yeah fucking right...

Lmao - The Indian Rationalist Association labels him a "village fraud".

Raf1 04-29-2010 10:12 AM

I'd like to see the update a few weeks from now, lol

Chosen 04-29-2010 10:16 AM

Everything is possible in this life.

AdultWD 04-29-2010 10:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Agent 488 (Post 17086496)
Prahlad Jani, a sadhu, spent ten days under strict observation by physicians in Ahmedabad, India, in 2003. The study was led by Dr Sudhir Shah, the same doctor who led the study of Hira Ratan Manek. Reportedly, during the observation, he was given only 100 millilitres of water a day to use as mouthwash, which was collected and measured after he used it, to make sure he hadn't consumed any. Throughout the observation, he passed no urine or stool, but doctors say urine appeared to form in the bladder, only to be reabsorbed.[29] However, despite Jani's claim to have gone without food for decades, Jani was not engaged in strenuous exercise during the ten-day trial, and longer trials were not recorded under similarly strict observation. Further, his weight did drop slightly during the 10 days, casting some doubt on his claim to go indefinitely without food. Jani claims a goddess sustains him through amrit that filters down through a hole in his palate.[29] The Indian Rationalist Association labels him a "village fraud".[30]

Village fraud for sure! :disgust Maybe he can live a few days like this, but not 70 years.

mgtarheels 04-29-2010 10:53 AM

In the article they already claimed he hasnt eaten or drank anything since the 22nd. Thats an entire week without water already.

John-ACWM 04-29-2010 11:54 AM

Interesting read that meditating man.

TheDoc 04-29-2010 12:02 PM

When you truly learn how to meditate you slow the entire body down... the heart, breathing, it can get so slow that you do not burn energy, you gain it... breathing can get so slow that you can't detect it...

Don't underestimate the power of the human brain... it can make some people think people are standing next to them and speaking to them, when nobody is around.. it's mighty powerful.

mayabong 04-29-2010 12:15 PM

http://solarhealing.com/ <--- has the guiness book of world records for not eating

http://www.sunyoga.info/ <--- another guy.

Sungazing is the real deal, never underestimate the power of the brain.

Remember the calcification of your pineal gland (3rd eye) is said to be a natural side effect of aging. Yogi's say this is simply cause its not used. Sungazing opens it up and turns light into energy much like a plant.

alias 04-29-2010 12:16 PM

Tapped right in.

The Heron 04-29-2010 01:06 PM

Same as all those people in dirt villages that claim to be 150 years old but in reality are like 70 its just easy to make shit up when there are no records and nobody watching.

Konkan 04-29-2010 01:42 PM

I can`t survive not even hour when I am hungry. I`ll eat fucking grass if these is anything else to eat

Waddymelon 04-29-2010 01:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mayabong (Post 17087125)
Remember the calcification of your pineal gland (3rd eye) is said to be a natural side effect of aging. Yogi's say this is simply cause its not used. Sungazing opens it up and turns light into energy much like a plant.

Yeah, because humans are just full of chlorophyll just like plants. Right?

And we really do have a third eye... mine is in my penis.

Retards.

La_Sexorcist 04-29-2010 04:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlackCrayon (Post 17086189)
he will die.

Haha, I concur.

O MARINA 04-29-2010 04:13 PM

where is this goddess he speaks of

He claims to have been blessed by a goddess when he was aged eight, which has enabled him to survive without sustenance.

fatfoo 04-29-2010 05:48 PM

UK News says since the experiment began on April 22, Jani has neither eaten nor drunk and has not been to the toilet. You do realise this is impossible, right?

Jesus fasted for 30 days. This man claims no food and no water for 70 years.

mayabong 04-29-2010 05:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Waddymelon (Post 17087495)
Yeah, because humans are just full of chlorophyll just like plants. Right?

And we really do have a third eye... mine is in my penis.

Retards.

Modern medicine thinks it knows everything, they know very little about the Pineal gland.
P.S. I've noticed the most retarded people call other people retards.

ProG 04-29-2010 06:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheDoc (Post 17087078)
When you truly learn how to meditate you slow the entire body down... the heart, breathing, it can get so slow that you do not burn energy, you gain it... breathing can get so slow that you can't detect it...

Don't underestimate the power of the human brain... it can make some people think people are standing next to them and speaking to them, when nobody is around.. it's mighty powerful.

That reminds me of this video about suspended animation



Personally I think he is full of shit. Nothing can survive without water.

fatfoo 04-29-2010 06:02 PM

I think the human centipede could try to survive without food, too. But, I guess the guy in the front of the centipede might get off on eating food. The other people are not as fortunate.

See here http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=966003

fatfoo 04-29-2010 06:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mayabong (Post 17088126)
Modern medicine thinks it knows everything, they know very little about the Pineal gland.
P.S. I've noticed the most retarded people call other people retards.

The word retard just means slow. Life is actually a long time. The direction could matter more than the speed to get to where you want to be. It is interesting to know about the Pineal gland - I researched that it controls sleep.

Vexes 04-29-2010 06:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheDoc (Post 17087078)
When you truly learn how to meditate you slow the entire body down... the heart, breathing, it can get so slow that you do not burn energy, you gain it... breathing can get so slow that you can't detect it...

Don't underestimate the power of the human brain... it can make some people think people are standing next to them and speaking to them, when nobody is around.. it's mighty powerful.

Your body can't defy the laws of physics no matter what you want to believe. When you are alive, you are burning energy. Period. Without a positive balance of energy (through the intake of calories from macro nutrients, burning of stored sugars, muscle or fat) you will have a negative balance and eventually get sick and die. End of story.

Your body is mostly water. Your brain is mostly water. Your blood is mostly water. You lose water with every heartbeat and every breath. Without an adequate intake of fluids, you get sick and die.

If you are alive, you are burning energy. End of story.

Putting someone under observation for 10 days is hardly proof of 70 years of anything. There is an obvious reason he wasn't under observation for 2 weeks or 3. He would have died.

bushwacker 04-29-2010 06:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head (Post 17086239)
That's nothing....

I am Connor MacLeod of the Clan MacLeod. I was born in 1518 in the village of Glenfinnan on the shores of Loch Shiel. And I am immortal.

There can be only one.

mayabong 04-29-2010 07:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vexes (Post 17088168)
Your body can't defy the laws of physics no matter what you want to believe. When you are alive, you are burning energy. Period. Without a positive balance of energy (through the intake of calories from macro nutrients, burning of stored sugars, muscle or fat) you will have a negative balance and eventually get sick and die. End of story.

Your body is mostly water. Your brain is mostly water. Your blood is mostly water. You lose water with every heartbeat and every breath. Without an adequate intake of fluids, you get sick and die.

If you are alive, you are burning energy. End of story.

Putting someone under observation for 10 days is hardly proof of 70 years of anything. There is an obvious reason he wasn't under observation for 2 weeks or 3. He would have died.

Guess it depends on what physics you're talking about...



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