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brassmonkey 04-30-2010 07:05 AM

would you screw a older lady?
 
THIS GUY PICKED HIS GRANDM0THER :helpme

http://cdn.guyism.com/wp-content/upl...hil-bailey.jpg
Have you ever dreamed of committing incest AND are you a big fan of ?Tales from the Crypt?? Well then, you have much in common with this 26 year-old named Andrew Bailey who?s having a surrogate child with his new girlfriend, his 72 year-old grandmother. Yeah.

Bailey tells Yahoo?s New Zealand bureau that he?s ?always been attracted to older women and I think [grandmother Pearl Carter] is gorgeous. Now I?m going to be a dad and I can?t wait.?

The story of how the two met is undeniably bizarre. Carter was an 18 year-old who gave up Bailey?s mother, Lynette, for adoption in Indiana.

After Bailey?s mother died of brain cancer, he set out to find his biological grandmother, hoping to find family. Once he tracked down Carter?s address, he wrote her a letter. Then they talked over the phone. Then he emailed her a photo and they arranged to meet in person.

In 2006, they met for the first time. According to Yahoo, here?s what happened during their first meeting:

?From the first moment that I saw him, I knew we would never have a grandmother-grandson relationship,? Pearl remembers happily. ?For the first time in years I felt sexually alive.?

I called Phil into my bedroom, sat him on the bed, and then I leant over and kissed him,? Pearl says.

?I expected rejection but instead he kissed me back.?

?Making love to Pearl was a real eye-opener. It was love combined with all this sexual tension that had been building up,? Phil openly explains.


In related news, I no longer have the desire to finish these raisins I was eating.

Carter used her retirement money to find a $54,000 surrogate who could give birth to the pair?s first child. Because if Carter somehow got pregnant, that?d probably just make things weird.

Best of luck to the happy couple. May there be many an awkward Mother?s Day for the loving family in the future.

Altwebdesign 04-30-2010 07:15 AM

not that much older up to 10 years i have and would happily do again, infact all i go for is the older woman (5-10 years) :)

brassmonkey 04-30-2010 07:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Altwebdesign (Post 17089477)
not that much older up to 10 years i have and would happily do again, infact all i go for is the older woman (5-10 years) :)

i cant say ive had a thing for my grandmother :helpme hes making cream pies with his grandmother :Oh crap

CurrentlySober 04-30-2010 07:20 AM

Not my Grandmother! NO WAY! Thats FUCKING SICK!!!

My Mom however... Well, shes pretty hot... So... Maybe ?

candyflip 04-30-2010 07:20 AM

That's too old for me.

brassmonkey 04-30-2010 07:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by candyflip (Post 17089492)
That's too old for me.

:1orglaugh what u trying to say if she was younger well.......

eroticsexxx 04-30-2010 07:53 AM


Raf1 04-30-2010 07:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 17089490)
Not my Grandmother! NO WAY! Thats FUCKING SICK!!!

My Mom however... Well, shes pretty hot... So... Maybe ?

hmm :disgust

Amputate Your Head 04-30-2010 07:54 AM

The farthest I've gone was a woman 9 years older than me. And even that was freakin' me out.

L-Pink 04-30-2010 07:57 AM

The raisin comment was pretty funny :winkwink:


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quantum-x 04-30-2010 08:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head (Post 17089642)
The farthest I've gone was a woman 9 years older than me. And even that was freakin' me out.

17 years here. It was fun.

GatorB 04-30-2010 08:05 AM

i love reposts!!!!!!!!

Dirty Lord 04-30-2010 08:48 AM

oh crap, he did it wrong!

Nodtveidt 04-30-2010 03:06 PM

When I was 26, I was making a 51 year old lady very happy between the sheets. She had a better body than some of the 20-somethings I've been with. Nowadays, I'm 35 and have a 29 year old wife, but my wife's mother, who is in her mid 50s, is sexy as hell and I'd hit that without hesitation. :)

OTerror 04-30-2010 03:29 PM

is this foreal?

Nodtveidt 04-30-2010 03:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OTerror (Post 17091444)
is this foreal?

It's not exactly uncommon. I have no idea why it's making news...but I guess it's been a slow news week.

seeandsee 04-30-2010 03:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 17089459)
THIS GUY PICKED HIS GRANDM0THER :helpme

http://cdn.guyism.com/wp-content/upl...hil-bailey.jpg
Have you ever dreamed of committing incest AND are you a big fan of ?Tales from the Crypt?? Well then, you have much in common with this 26 year-old named Andrew Bailey who?s having a surrogate child with his new girlfriend, his 72 year-old grandmother. Yeah.

Bailey tells Yahoo?s New Zealand bureau that he?s ?always been attracted to older women and I think [grandmother Pearl Carter] is gorgeous. Now I?m going to be a dad and I can?t wait.?

The story of how the two met is undeniably bizarre. Carter was an 18 year-old who gave up Bailey?s mother, Lynette, for adoption in Indiana.

After Bailey?s mother died of brain cancer, he set out to find his biological grandmother, hoping to find family. Once he tracked down Carter?s address, he wrote her a letter. Then they talked over the phone. Then he emailed her a photo and they arranged to meet in person.

In 2006, they met for the first time. According to Yahoo, here?s what happened during their first meeting:

?From the first moment that I saw him, I knew we would never have a grandmother-grandson relationship,? Pearl remembers happily. ?For the first time in years I felt sexually alive.?

I called Phil into my bedroom, sat him on the bed, and then I leant over and kissed him,? Pearl says.

?I expected rejection but instead he kissed me back.?

?Making love to Pearl was a real eye-opener. It was love combined with all this sexual tension that had been building up,? Phil openly explains.


In related news, I no longer have the desire to finish these raisins I was eating.

Carter used her retirement money to find a $54,000 surrogate who could give birth to the pair?s first child. Because if Carter somehow got pregnant, that?d probably just make things weird.

Best of luck to the happy couple. May there be many an awkward Mother?s Day for the loving family in the future.

:mad: sick for me

u-Bob 04-30-2010 04:12 PM

o m FUCKING g!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Spunky 04-30-2010 05:28 PM

I'm not into grannies

DamnGoodRatio 04-30-2010 06:35 PM

Older , younger, same age if it looks good I would, but NEVER EVER my own Grandmother . . .

Konkan 04-30-2010 07:01 PM

Aprox 15years but I prefer a 20-25 years old chicks in general.

CDSmith 04-30-2010 07:04 PM

13 years older once. She was young for her age though. That was back in the mid 90's.

Damn, she'd be about 60 now. I wonder if she's still single...

woj 04-30-2010 08:32 PM

you gotta be kidding.. :1orglaugh

BillyHoe 04-30-2010 09:42 PM

I've banged plenty of older women. Not Grannies mind you, but definitely older. It's alot more fun then someone in their 20s, in my opinion.

Naechy 04-30-2010 11:01 PM

love this story and pic

2012 04-30-2010 11:10 PM

they look so happy together, god bless !

BIGTYMER 04-30-2010 11:19 PM

It wont last.

CaptainHowdy 05-01-2010 04:17 AM

He is gay...

Jon Oso 05-01-2010 04:22 AM

So far I've done 6 years younger (18 at 24) and 25 years older (46 at 21) ... Neither of whom I was related to though. The older woman was definitely more fun though. Could have just been the sex but I think it was more along the lines of she bought me stuff.

Andro 05-01-2010 04:26 AM

holly shit :Oh crap

Chosen 05-01-2010 04:27 AM

When you like someone you don't really care about the age difference...

Andro 05-01-2010 04:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chosen (Post 17092926)
When you like someone you don't really care about the age difference...

fuck... this is his grandma.

GetSCORECash 05-01-2010 04:43 AM

A repost of a thread that's been live on gfy for over a week now.

Let me take ths opportunity to say:
If you are into older chicks go to www.50plusmilfs.com

Chosen 05-01-2010 04:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Andro (Post 17092937)
fuck... this is his grandma.

I don't speak about this particular case, just about the subject in general...

Scott McD 05-01-2010 05:19 AM

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/200...02_468x710.jpg

Nodtveidt 05-01-2010 06:08 AM

She is just...eww. And always has been. Even when she was young and "beautiful", she was "eww" to me.

Scott McD 05-01-2010 07:04 AM

Ok on a more serious note, when speaking of a hot older woman, this is as hot as it gets for me !!!


http://i443.photobucket.com/albums/q...it/morgan1.jpg

http://i443.photobucket.com/albums/q...it/morgan2.jpg

http://i443.photobucket.com/albums/q...it/morgan3.jpg


:thumbsup

brassmonkey 05-01-2010 07:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GetSCORECash (Post 17092942)
A repost of a thread that's been live on gfy for over a week now.

Let me take ths opportunity to say:
If you are into older chicks go to www.50plusmilfs.com

http://czechmatediary.com/wp-content...hip_cookie.jpg enjoy :)

LoveSandra 05-01-2010 07:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by candyflip (Post 17089492)
That's too old for me.

:2 cents::thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup

Cyber Fucker 05-01-2010 10:31 AM

no way :pimp

Serge Litehead 05-01-2010 11:11 AM

at around 28y.o. I hang out with girl +10y. my age for a while, she felt and looked not much older than my age

brassmonkey 05-01-2010 11:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2012 (Post 17092549)
they look so happy together, god bless !

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh they do. his mom came out of the vagina hes snaking :Oh crap :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

CYF 05-01-2010 12:18 PM

the oldest chick I slept with was maybe a year or two older, that's about it

brassmonkey 05-01-2010 12:35 PM

id snake a old bitch if shes paying well


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