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mpahlca 04-30-2010 10:28 AM

One hour ask me anything.....
 
Here we go again one hour ask me anything.... Next week will do the business strategy again...

Amputate Your Head 04-30-2010 10:29 AM

1. Why only one hour?
2. Will you answer in the form of a question like Jeopardy?

Caligari 04-30-2010 10:33 AM

What do you think are the 3 best methods of getting adult traffic that converts?

Barefootsies 04-30-2010 10:34 AM

There threads are always delicious.
:thumbsup

cwd 04-30-2010 10:35 AM

3 guys go to a hotel for the night. the night manager says its $30. so they each pay $10. Later on, he relizes that it was only $25, so he gives $5 dollars to the bellboy to give back to them. He didnt know how to divide it equally, so he gave them each a dollar and kept the other $2 for himself. So each of the 3 guys paid $9 and the bellboy has $2. lets add. 25(which was the total)+3(which the bellby gave back)+2(which the bell boy kept)=30. In just numbers without the reasoning its 25+3+2=30. Lets multiply. 9(which each of the guys paid)x3(the number of guys)+2=$29, in just numbers thats 9x3+2=29.

Where is the other dollar?

Zuzana Designs 04-30-2010 10:37 AM

A right cylinder is formed from a rectangular sheet. Its volume is 36/ pie sign cubic units. What is the rectangular sheet’s area?

mpahlca 04-30-2010 10:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head (Post 17090143)
1. Why only one hour?
2. Will you answer in the form of a question like Jeopardy?

1. one hour cause i dont have a ton of time and this limits me from spending too much time on it.
2. no.

mpahlca 04-30-2010 10:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Caligari (Post 17090154)
What do you think are the 3 best methods of getting adult traffic that converts?

All adult traffic converts, its silly to think that the source matters for "best" in my mind the source is just a way of conditioning yourself for a ratio, ie TGP traffic should convert between 1:1000 and 1:2000, se traffic at 1:10 to 1:50 etc the ratio doesnt matter truly what matters is your cost of acquisition vs your revenue per acquisition.

So say you buy traffic from a broker and your cost is .25 cpa and your rpa is .26 then you should continue to do this because it makes you a penny per join.

If you just want 3 methods simple:

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Sneakysites 04-30-2010 10:47 AM

Are you guys hiring?

J. Falcon 04-30-2010 10:47 AM

What are you doing this weekend?

Koodoo 04-30-2010 10:49 AM

who are u?

Caligari 04-30-2010 10:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mpahlca (Post 17090206)
All adult traffic converts

I disagree with that statement but thanks for your answer.

mpahlca 04-30-2010 10:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cwd (Post 17090160)
3 guys go to a hotel for the night. the night manager says its $30. so they each pay $10. Later on, he relizes that it was only $25, so he gives $5 dollars to the bellboy to give back to them. He didnt know how to divide it equally, so he gave them each a dollar and kept the other $2 for himself. So each of the 3 guys paid $9 and the bellboy has $2. lets add. 25(which was the total)+3(which the bellby gave back)+2(which the bell boy kept)=30. In just numbers without the reasoning its 25+3+2=30. Lets multiply. 9(which each of the guys paid)x3(the number of guys)+2=$29, in just numbers thats 9x3+2=29.

Where is the other dollar?

There is no other dollar. Each man put in $9 towards the cost of the room: 3 x $9 = $27. The bellboy has kept $2 from what the men spent for himself: $27 ? $2 = $25. The motel has collected $25.

_Richard_ 04-30-2010 10:55 AM

what sort of degree would you want to have after working in the biz?

BestXXXPorn 04-30-2010 11:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zuzana Designs (Post 17090175)
A right cylinder is formed from a rectangular sheet. Its volume is 36/ pie sign cubic units. What is the rectangular sheet?s area?

This question can not be answered without being given the length of the rectangle...

mpahlca 04-30-2010 11:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zuzana Designs (Post 17090175)
A right cylinder is formed from a rectangular sheet. Its volume is 36/ pie sign cubic units. What is the rectangular sheet?s area?

A = PIR^2
A = PI x 2*2
A = PI x 4
A = 12.566370614359172
A = 13

thats based on taking your 36 as the cubic units and going back to the height and radius of the cylinder then extrapolating that into the area formula of the rectangle. However to do it accurately i would need to see the question better as I am unsure of your volume number did you mean cubic inches? or feet etc.

Anyway this is a base answer done with the numbers and understanding i have of the question.

nation-x 04-30-2010 11:04 AM

What is the best way to gain affiliates that send traffic?

The Porn Nerd 04-30-2010 11:06 AM

How can I improve my sales after I've re-designed my entire network?

mpahlca 04-30-2010 11:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sneakysites (Post 17090218)
Are you guys hiring?

Always right now we are looking for php programmers familiar with cake, as well as webmasters with a free site background, project managers with some history of running their own busiensses, and an accountant all in house in Toronto.

mpahlca 04-30-2010 11:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by J. Falcon (Post 17090219)
What are you doing this weekend?

Picking up my mother in law from the airport and then spending time with my family.

Oracle Porn 04-30-2010 11:09 AM

Perfect finally :)
Question: When are you going to reply to my email about text trades?

mpahlca 04-30-2010 11:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Koodoo (Post 17090223)
who are u?

I have answered this enough times in previous threads but if you dont want to search, I work for Shap, and have worked on line in adult for over 12 years. I have lived all over and now live in the Ontario area and work in the office 5 days a week.

mpahlca 04-30-2010 11:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by _Richard_ (Post 17090242)
what sort of degree would you want to have after working in the biz?

I have debated this, either history or architecture i cant decide yet as I am torn on what I want to do.

Chosen 04-30-2010 11:10 AM

What is the purpose of life?

Scott McD 04-30-2010 11:11 AM

Why do chicks take 5 hours to get ready ???

mpahlca 04-30-2010 11:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nation-x (Post 17090276)
What is the best way to gain affiliates that send traffic?

Pay them more. Affiliates are a dieing biz so what you should focus on instead is buying traffic and trying to make the most profit possible out of it.

mpahlca 04-30-2010 11:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oracle Porn (Post 17090302)
Perfect finally :)
Question: When are you going to reply to my email about text trades?

Email me again today man I will send it to one of webmasters running the sites.

Amputate Your Head 04-30-2010 11:14 AM

I usually wear a goatee during the winter months, then shave clean during the warmer summer months. Do you feel that this is wise?

mpahlca 04-30-2010 11:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chosen (Post 17090318)
What is the purpose of life?

depends on how you define life, if you mean breathing, then the purpose of life is to exist, if you mean of a species ie the human race then the purpose of life is to procreate and expand like any living system till you become in balance with your eco system. If on the other hand you are refering to the existential searching for purpose in your life due to a feeling of inadequace or lack of direction, then that i cant help you with.

To me life is about giving to others, either knowledge, time, thoughts, giving of yourself not to gain but to make others better.

BestXXXPorn 04-30-2010 11:14 AM

How much A/B testing does Twistys do?

_Richard_ 04-30-2010 11:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mpahlca (Post 17090317)
I have debated this, either history or architecture i cant decide yet as I am torn on what I want to do.

ahh weird, you'd want to move away completely from online biz? i guess if i wanted a big switch i'd try for a law degree

mpahlca 04-30-2010 11:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scott McD (Post 17090319)
Why do chicks take 5 hours to get ready ???

If your girl is taking 5 hours you arent doing something right and she is taking the time to do it herself ;)

mpahlca 04-30-2010 11:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head (Post 17090337)
I usually wear a goatee during the winter months, then shave clean during the warmer summer months. Do you feel that this is wise?

I do the same but do a beard, based on your location if it were me i would probably be smooth most of the time. My only downside and not sure if this affects you is razor burn i find more irritating than the beard growth so shaving it off i find annoying.

mpahlca 04-30-2010 11:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BestXXXPorn (Post 17090339)
How much A/B testing does Twistys do?

On every project on every item we do a/b then we manage it for ever, constantly running tests on specific traffic sources, pages, we do this on free sites, pay sites, everything.

mpahlca 04-30-2010 11:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by _Richard_ (Post 17090340)
ahh weird, you'd want to move away completely from online biz? i guess if i wanted a big switch i'd try for a law degree

Ah well we arent only adult so to me, would mean me leaving twistys. And I am torn with what i would do after, teacher or architect or enviornmental developer.

BestXXXPorn 04-30-2010 11:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mpahlca (Post 17090348)
On every project on every item we do a/b then we manage it for ever, constantly running tests on specific traffic sources, pages, we do this on free sites, pay sites, everything.

Pay attention, smaller sites ;)

The Porn Nerd 04-30-2010 11:25 AM

Wow - way to ignore an actual business question "guru". Maybe I should've asked what you had for breakfast or what you're doing for the weekend, would've been an easier answer for you.

Next 'ask me anything' session I'll ask what your favorite colour is.

FlexxAeon 04-30-2010 11:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mpahlca (Post 17090321)
Pay them more. Affiliates are a dieing biz so what you should focus on instead is buying traffic and trying to make the most profit possible out of it.

1) why is the affiliate biz a dying biz?
2) If/when being an affiliate is no longer an option, what is a seasoned webmaster to do to remain self-employed?

mpahlca 04-30-2010 11:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MisterPeabody (Post 17090287)
How can I improve my sales after I've re-designed my entire network?

First if the redesign didnt improve your conversions or make you more go back.

Secondly to increase sales you need more traffic, have you done like I told you last time you asked and create a budget and system for analyzing and buying traffic? If not start there. If you have and are having trouble with it post what your troubles are.

Thirdly you have an amatuer site and network why are you not on every tube and swinger forum out there? If you think affiliates will send you traffic you are mistaken there are few amateur affiliates who can really push a site like yours, you would be best served doing the ad buy and testing i stated above.

Good luck with it.

mpahlca 04-30-2010 11:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MisterPeabody (Post 17090373)
Wow - way to ignore an actual business question "guru". Maybe I should've asked what you had for breakfast or what you're doing for the weekend, would've been an easier answer for you.

Next 'ask me anything' session I'll ask what your favorite colour is.

Next time wait for your response I always respond.

mpahlca 04-30-2010 11:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FlexxAeon (Post 17090376)
1) why is the affiliate biz a dying biz?
2) If/when being an affiliate is no longer an option, what is a seasoned webmaster to do to remain self-employed?

1) Who owns most of the biggest traffic sources on the web? Affiliate programs they will buy out all the big traffic sites sooner or later then the smaller guys will disappear because that traffic will no longer trickle down.
2) no idea, get a job with a big program that runs free sites. Move to mainstream keep trying at reasonable success? Sorry i cant be more help but i am not really sure where to send you on that.

mpahlca 04-30-2010 11:36 AM

So thats the hour, last questions answered, have a good day hope someone got something from this.

FlexxAeon 04-30-2010 11:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mpahlca (Post 17090419)
1) Who owns most of the biggest traffic sources on the web? Affiliate programs they will buy out all the big traffic sites sooner or later then the smaller guys will disappear because that traffic will no longer trickle down.
2) no idea, get a job with a big program that runs free sites. Move to mainstream keep trying at reasonable success? Sorry i cant be more help but i am not really sure where to send you on that.

bah well time is up so i'll save my response questions for next time

#2 is what i was afraid you'd say i tried to word it to avoid the "get a job" answer lol

Amputate Your Head 04-30-2010 11:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mpahlca (Post 17090420)
So thats the hour, last questions answered, have a good day hope someone got something from this.

Thank you for your time sir.

Caligari 04-30-2010 11:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mpahlca (Post 17090419)
1) Who owns most of the biggest traffic sources on the web? Affiliate programs they will buy out all the big traffic sites sooner or later then the smaller guys will disappear because that traffic will no longer trickle down.

They will never control search, social search...great traffic sources. You can always build your own traffic base and go with that. While the amount of affiliates might shrink over time i think they will always be there.:2 cents:

but yes thanks for doing this again, its always very interesting!

FlexxAeon 04-30-2010 11:44 AM

co-sign. thanks for the answers

mpahlca 04-30-2010 11:48 AM

all questions answered as best as I can, for next week i will be disecting a biz so whoever wants a base plan like last time gets it.

The Porn Nerd 04-30-2010 12:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mpahlca (Post 17090410)
Next time wait for your response I always respond.

LOL Sorry Sir - I was actually trying to be pithy with my second post but...well, my apologies.

I would respond to your excellent suggestions but I have used up my "dick" quotient for this day. Perhaps next friday.

Cheers. :)

The Porn Nerd 04-30-2010 01:36 PM

I am SUCH a threadkiller. :D

SOOOO close to 1,000 posts.....

smutnut 04-30-2010 02:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mpahlca (Post 17090206)

Galleries
Tube Content
Banners

I know my hour is up but if you think these are the best means of converting traffic, all I can say is LOL :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Hopefully you hate the person who asked this.


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