Words you can't use in SMS -- help me complete the chart!
 

I was looking at the guidelines for an SMS service provider, and along with the general guidance on the sort of things you can't include in your messages, there's a chart with specific examples... but for some reason, the chart has two blank spaces.

Maybe it's just my OCD talking, but this strikes me as a travesty, a situation that simply cannot be allowed to stand. Please help me remedy it by posting your suggestions for words/terms to put into those two empty spaces.

You can either go with my approach, and limit your answers to things that come after the word "wop," alphabetically, or ignore the alphabetical aspect entirely and suggest anything that comes to mind.

The "winner" is whichever post amuses me the most. The prize is... um... my momentary admiration?

XXX
zipperhead

Vag
Load
Goo
Ho
Whore
Slut
Dick

And every niche...

The latter of the two is already "Clint Eastwood Approved" -- so that's extra credit, right there.

There's something very poetic about this list... also, I can't quite put my finger on it, but if I imagine it being read by Bill Curtis, it just feels significant.

is this for real?

Very much... the word ban list with sms is rather extreme.

Yeah... Bill Curtis here, I love it, I love it!!! Baby this is from queens ny, the heart it's the Vag, Load, Goo, Ho, Whore, Slut, and Dick it's simply that slick that they forget the prick!

The list also doesn't have have boob or tit or fun boob names like mammors..

cumdumpster abbo

Wut? This isn't april fools, that was a month ago. You can't use certain words on SMS's?

:2 cents::thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsu p

I can use any words I like in SMSes... :pimp

Bit of an Americanised list, wanker isn't on there.

I type whatever I feel like in SMS messages.
Everything is fine until you send a message to your brother calling him a cunt for messing your day up but accidentally send it to his wife instead of him :Oh crap