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Porn Mickey 05-01-2010 07:45 AM

How to Be a Porn Star Magnet
 
Tips From a Guy Who Ought to Know

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Evan Seinfeld is the ultimate modern renaissance man. The one-time singer/bassist for New York hardcore heroes Biohazard and star of the HBO prison drama "Oz" married (and divorced) porn star Tera Patrick, while creating a pornographic empire of his own over the last several years.

Seinfeld is currently dating Colombian-born, Spanish-raised rising porn starlet Lupe Fuentes (link NSFW) and just launched Rockstarpornstar.com (also NSFW), which serves as a one-stop shop for fans of his XXX alter-ego, Spyder Jonez.

In other words, Seinfeld says, "Be a power guy. Do whatever it is you do, all the way."

Know Your Role
"Recognize that you're a civilian, and she's in the trenches. Don't be a fan. Some girls f**k their fans, some girls are willing to f**k a fan, but they want to f**k a guy ...

No Judgments
"Act like you don't care that they do porn. Or maybe you don't even know. Believe me, they know they do porn. They don't need your corroboration. When they get up in the morning and sell [their bodies] for money, all the guys who live in the building are like [imitates gorilla noise], ya know ...

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CaptainHowdy 05-01-2010 08:35 AM

What an asshole, I wouldn't take any advice from him...

american pervert 05-01-2010 08:38 AM

drugs.. mainly cocaine, meth, weed

having lots of money or no money works too.

dyna mo 05-01-2010 08:40 AM

well, the good news is i don't have to be bald with a shitload of jailhouse ink!

GatorB 05-01-2010 08:41 AM

Pretty simple

A) Have money
B) Have access to drugs
C) Be a scumbag

if all 3 apply to you then you have a very good chance of nailing a pornstar or stripper or hell most girls period.

fatfoo 05-01-2010 08:43 AM

Men can have "good looks" that attract women.

Perhaps same way as women have "good looks" that attract men.

CIVMatt 05-01-2010 09:02 AM

Boy you guys were tripping all over him a year ago

Jarmusch 05-01-2010 09:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fatfoo (Post 17093382)
Men can have "good looks" that attract women.

Perhaps same way as women have "good looks" that attract men.

Thank you for your insight.

Chosen 05-01-2010 10:08 AM

fatfoo, you're genius :1orglaugh

bronco67 05-01-2010 11:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 17093350)
What an asshole, I wouldn't take any advice from him...

true -- he's an asshole, but he's right.

GatorB 05-01-2010 11:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fatfoo (Post 17093382)
Men can have "good looks" that attract women.

Perhaps same way as women have "good looks" that attract men.

You can look like Brad Pitt but if you work and McDonald's an drive 1998 Corrolla you're not getting laid by any hot chicks.

Adam X 05-01-2010 01:35 PM

its not so much about being able to "score" porn stars.. its not too hard if you can find them.. for example I talked shit to one girl (in a good way) on myspace, ended up seeing her at a bar locally and we continued our convo, things went from there..

shit I live in Porn Valley and rarely see any of them around.. unless we're shooting or going to a porn party in hollywood.... its not like they're just walking down the street.. they're home or working or whatever.. maybe I see Alektra Blue at the Apple store or so-n-so at a club in hwood.. the more there are other guys around your odds are worse.. but if you've got a little bit of game, they're not hard to pick up on. The next problem is keeping from catching Gonorrhea. Nothin like a pornstar blowjob but them bugs can crawl up yer dickhole. ;-O

Agent 488 05-01-2010 01:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GatorB (Post 17093847)
You can look like Brad Pitt but if you work and McDonald's an drive 1998 Corrolla you're not getting laid by any hot chicks.

not true. i know a few near homeless but good looking guys that still can rope in the babes.

bronco67 05-01-2010 02:09 PM

Not speaking from personal experience, but its probably easy to get porn stars as long as you're a semi-desirable guy and around them on a daily basis -- and if you want that, then create a lifestyle that puts you around them on a daily basis.

I had a friend who liked strippers, so he learned how to DJ and eventually got a job at a strip club.

He fucked so many strippers. So many.

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 05-01-2010 02:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ultra Webmasters (Post 17093236)
Seinfeld is currently dating Colombian-born, Spanish-raised rising porn starlet Lupe Fuentes

that would explain why he gets his panties in a bunch when you point out the hack n slash titjob.

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 05-01-2010 02:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GatorB (Post 17093847)
You can look like Brad Pitt but if you work and McDonald's an drive 1998 Corrolla you're not getting laid by any hot chicks.

Ya definitely not true at all. I know a guys who can't even keep their fucking hot water going who seem to consistently pull good looking girls (with careers). It's a fucking anomaly, but it happens.

Number one way to get laid, be able to talk endlessly for hours about inane shit like it's the most interesting thing in the world. Women love a guy who can talk talk talk. If you got the gift of gab and have a generally happy disposition, you'll pull girls no matter what your situation. Looks don't even play half the role that talking on and on like you're the fucking shit does.

No denying it though, heaps of fucking money seems to work for everyone else.

BlackCrayon 05-01-2010 02:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Angry Jew Cat (Post 17094259)
Ya definitely not true at all. I know a guys who can't even keep their fucking hot water going who seem to consistently pull good looking girls (with careers). It's a fucking anomaly, but it happens.

Number one way to get laid, be able to talk endlessly for hours about inane shit like it's the most interesting thing in the world. Women love a guy who can talk talk talk. If you got the gift of gab and have a generally happy disposition, you'll pull girls no matter what your situation. Looks don't even play half the role that talking on and on like you're the fucking shit does.

No denying it though, heaps of fucking money seems to work for everyone else.

in the small town i used to live in the guys who got all the girls were on welfare.

trevesty 05-01-2010 02:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GatorB (Post 17093847)
You can look like Brad Pitt but if you work and McDonald's an drive 1998 Corrolla you're not getting laid by any hot chicks.

That's not true. :1orglaugh

tiger 05-01-2010 03:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GatorB (Post 17093372)
Pretty simple

A) Have money
B) Have access to drugs
C) Be a scumbag

if all 3 apply to you then you have a very good chance of nailing a pornstar or stripper or hell most girls period.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Quote:

Originally Posted by GatorB (Post 17093847)
You can look like Brad Pitt but if you work and McDonald's an drive 1998 Corrolla you're not getting laid by any hot chicks.

:2 cents::2 cents:

LoveSandra 05-02-2010 12:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 17093350)
What an asshole, I wouldn't take any advice from him...

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Jon Oso 05-02-2010 12:13 AM

It's not hard to fuck strippers or porn stars, you just have to treat them like people.

It's funny, in my experience strippers/models like to be treated like people, and "normal" girls like to be treated like whores.

brentbacardi 05-02-2010 09:14 AM

What jon oso said (I'm mobile and can't figure out how to quote) but seriously, best is either be loud and act like an asshole, or act more normal but ignore them. Girls hate it when u ignore them, they try harder. I hit up mad girls and get their numbers and never call and when I run into them again I just say I've been too busy and they all on my dick.

Or I just get mad drunk and act like a shit head and they pretend not to like it but they do. Lol

brentbacardi 05-02-2010 09:16 AM

Btw I like evan seinfeld and I like his site, hot girls whooo

Emma 05-03-2010 02:22 AM

For men, you have a very small chance at becoming a successful porn star and if you are only willing to do heterosexual scenes your chances are reduced even more.

bronco67 05-03-2010 07:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brentbacardi (Post 17095705)
Btw I like evan seinfeld and I like his site, hot girls whooo

It looks like he's fucking every hot pornstar of the last couple years on that site. So, he's not a porn star magnet, as much as he is a guy who just created the lifestyle that puts pornstars around him most of the time. You're paying them to bang you, and there's bound to be some extra-curricular overflow, especially if you're one of those alpha, tattoo covered guys with a decent size dick -- and a rock star(using that term loosely).

seeandsee 05-03-2010 07:46 AM

i have a power :)

Paul Markham 05-03-2010 07:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Angry Jew Cat (Post 17094259)
Number one way to get laid, be able to talk endlessly for hours about inane shit like it's the most interesting thing in the world. Women love a guy who can talk talk talk. If you got the gift of gab and have a generally happy disposition, you'll pull girls no matter what your situation. Looks don't even play half the role that talking on and on like you're the fucking shit does.

Number two is being able to talk, number one is being able to listen and get her talking.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jon Oso (Post 17095111)
It's not hard to fuck strippers or porn stars, you just have to treat them like people.

It's funny, in my experience strippers/models like to be treated like people, and "normal" girls like to be treated like whores.

True.

Jon Oso 05-03-2010 08:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul Markham (Post 17097879)
Number two is being able to talk, number one is being able to listen and get her talking.

I my communications skills are one sided. If I can't get a girl rambling on aimlessly for a couple hours in 5 minutes worth of back-and-forth I find myself stuck in an awkward silence. You just have to press a couple buttons most of the time and you'll find something women want to talk about without stopping.

It's a science, really.

Mr. Romance 05-03-2010 08:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by american pervert (Post 17093360)
drugs.. mainly cocaine, meth, weed

having lots of money or no money works too.

Well said Tony!

Mr. Romance

dav3 05-03-2010 09:19 AM

No offense, but I really wouldn't want to be a 'Porn Star Magnet'.

michael.kickass 05-03-2010 09:43 AM

Damn, Tera Patrick just can't be any hotter!

Emma 05-03-2010 01:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dav3 (Post 17098787)
No offense, but I really wouldn't want to be a 'Porn Star Magnet'.

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GrouchyAdmin 05-03-2010 01:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by american pervert (Post 17093360)
drugs.. mainly cocaine, meth, weed

having lots of money or no money works too.

I came here to say this and I've been beaten like a redheaded step child.

MasterBlow 05-04-2010 01:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by american pervert (Post 17093360)
drugs.. mainly cocaine, meth, weed

having lots of money or no money works too.


There's no rules dude


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