Yes I do have a big dick which is measured 9.5 inch
 

HEY I'M ******** AND I'M 23 YEARS OLD, CURRENTLY IN THE MILITARY BUT I WAS WONDERING HOW DO I BECOME A PORNSTAR OR GET START WITH MAKING VIDEOS IN PORN. PLEASE WRITE ME AT ******@YAHOO.COM. THANK YOU AND IF THERE'S ANY DETAIL YOU WANT TO KNOW ABOUT ME, JUST LET ME KNOW PLEASE AND YES I DO HAVE A BIG DICK WHICH IS MEASURED AT 9.5 INCHES UNTIL I FIGURE OUT THE FORMULA TO MAKE IT BIGGER. HOPE TO HEAR FROM YOU SOON. LATER


Love this lol

Any suggestions what to reply?

Congratulations.

Send.

forward it to me , Ill have fun with him lololol

^^^^^^lol

I get these all the time.

Ask him the girth and also if he can mail you some sweaty fatigues.

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I would think you guys get dozens of those emails, I know just running sologirl sites we would get 2or3 a week.... :pimp

Dear *******
We have secret formula to make your dick bigger by .5 inches per year. Pls paypal $495 EURO dollars (for first six months supply) to us along with mailing address and we will take first step on road to making you big porn star.

This is not a joke.

i bet you would.... :thumbsup

isnt 9.5 inches a little smaller than what you're used to?








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Ask for a photo of him sucking himself.

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Roald, I am STILL waiting for that reply, dude. Yeesh.

Ask if he'll do gay porn...

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omg lol !!!

LoL indeed :1orglaugh

Not another I have a big dick and wanna be in porn dudes LOL!

Get him hooked up with Fuck A Fan

Uh huh. And as soon as he gets in front of the camera, you hear those famous four words. "That's never happened before". :1orglaugh

You mean him getting all stiffy? :winkwink::upsidedow

LOL!! Poor Man if your the one who receive the mail hehe

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MINE IS BIGGER. I can show to you if you want!

Tell him that penises work much like skink tails in that he can cut it off and waits 6 months as it will have grown back but an extra inch longer, and that he'll have to do that a few times before he's of the length that you need.

Doesn't everybody have atleast 8 inches?

I get a few of these a day. The worst is when they attach pictures. FML

tell him to do this
quoting justdavexxx

LOL Done!

Hahaha thats fuckin funny

Tell him not to measure from the tip to his asshole, its incorrect

could be worse... i used to get emails all the time form dudes looking to get into tranny porn

Make a sale by telling him his dick is to small and sending him to an add for a penis enlarger.

nice he will be new star

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