Don't throw rocks at Israeli soldiers!!
 

http://www.nytimes.com/2002/12/30/in...partner=GOOGLE

It's not like really hard to understand...ok check this out kids....

Do not throw a brick/rock/ or stone at a man carrying a fully automatic machine gun.

Also....

Do not throw a rock at a heavily armored personal carrier with a 50-caliber machine gun on top.

Just a little heads up to all you palestinian teenagers out there...

Just incase your a little confused as to what a "machine gun" and a "rock" is.....

Heres a little help

MACHINE GUN
http://www.poster.net/scarface/scarf...un-4001385.jpg

ROCKS
http://www.infomotions.com/travel/ra...olumns-big.jpg

TANK / ARMORED PERSONAL CARRIER

http://www.mos.org/sln/Leonardo/tank.gif


DO NOT THROW ROCKS
http://www.daylongraphics.com/produc...lery/rocks.jpg

At men carrying machine guns
http://i.timeinc.net/time/potw/20020405/soldier.jpg

Hope this helped to clear up any confusion.....

Thanks for the tip. I was just on my way out to through some rocks a the local Swat Team.

I guess it's not such a good idea after all :thumbsup

<img src=http://www.cnn.com/US/9905/04/shooting.arrest/link.gun.jpg border="1">

My neighbor has rocks stacked like this in his yard. I've been wanting to go over in the middle of the night and knock them over.

Ok also...do not throw a brick at a fox hole.

For those of you not familiar with bricks, or fox holes...here are the definitions.

Brick = stone/mud/cement mixture formed into a cube

Fox Hole = 2-3 soldiers dug into a fortification, usually containing several automatic weapons, rockets or other artillery.

Here is a brick
http://web.ukonline.co.uk/conker/pon...t-on-brick.jpg

Here is a foxhole
http://www.galxc.com/VietNam1966/images/mailedD10.jpg

Remember never throw a brick at a military installation....

Also, there has been some question as to what type of jokes are allowed at checkpoints.

http://www.israelinsider.com/channel...c_0050_art.jpg

Never say "Hey Guy, relax, its not like i have a bomb"

Even though you are clearly joking, the soldier at the checkpoint may not be amused.

So please, try to steer clear of using quotes as "Hey Soldier, thanks for letting me pass, your the bomb!"

or

"I had some BOMB chicken last night!"

Please save this for home conversation, or amongst friends :)

And please also remember, do not taunt a man with a gun...

Do not point at his face & recite jewish slander....

Do not talk about his mother, or his bastard father....

http://www.web-tracks.org/23March3.jpg

Try to just walk by armed men, do not pick up rocks & throw them at them....first & foremost :thumbsup

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im not quite sure which part to quote, its all funny except for the kid dying.

You clearly had nothing to do :P

But those are some true facts!

just trying to do my part to help resolve the whole middle east situation :thumbsup

I actually remeber a story on the news from the early 80's about how they had come up with over there, a vehicle mounted automatic rock thrower to deal with people throwing stones at them.

"Oh yeah, you are a big tough guy throwing a rock at my jeep? How about 50 perfectly shaped aerodynamic rock shot at your ass?"

I could have used one tonight, that is for sure!

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let that be a lesson to you all.. :thumbsup

also, to all you muslims who think a sensible way to show you are happy at a wedding celebration is for all the men to come armed with AK-47s and fire into the air, while there is an american f-16 flying over - THINK TWICE!

a typical muslim wedding celebration:

http://www.amnesty-arabic.org/text/n...fghanistan.jpg

a typical american f-16 flying over weddings:

http://www.fas.org/man/dod-101/sys/ac/f-16-eglin1.jpg


do NOT fire in the air and hope the pilot realize you are at a wedding celebration.

Nothing is more funny than a jew dressed like a soldier... or jews with an army... LOL

it's ironic, who would imagine it 100 years ago?

Err.. why don't you pull your head out of your ass.. on second thoughts no.. it belongs there..

:321GFY

oh and in case you didn't know.. not all israeli soldiers are jews..

euthanasia at birth should be mandatory for pricks like you

Don't be so smug you guys in the US.

I'm old enough to remember the US National Guard shooting at students throwing rocks at a campus in Ohio. Late 60s

Just don't be a Palestinian.
Just don't dare to disagree with Israel.

LOL it's also veeeeeery funny that their supreme commander, their leader, it's a disgusting fat man (and mass murderer) like Ariel Sharon:

http://images.ireland.com/newspaper/...101/sharon.jpg

http://www.uberland.com/images/sharon-salute.jpg



I guess the jews finally found their true leader :1orglaugh

DISGUSTING!

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Funny shit pr0!

Your right... pr0's truths are universal, not just for the middle east... they hold true in all nations.... if you want to avoid being shot by automatic weapons, then dont throw rocks at the owners....

:1orglaugh

See, now here's the problem with articles like that. The Palestinian "freedom fighters" take it seriously and go out and get some guns. Of course, that requires training...and the result is this.

LOL too funny dude :thumbsup

your anti jewish sentiment is appalling.....

anyways

this post was made as a "joke"...not to start your typical gfy anti-jew, anti-palestinian thread

Shit, now you tell me...

worst thread ever.

Haha that's funny man.

So has everyone learned a valuable lesson today?

- do not fire assault rifles at planes

- don't throw rocks at guys with machine guns

- don't throw bricks at military installations

just hope i helped out in some small way... :glugglug