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k0nr4d 05-07-2010 08:38 AM

fast food people not even suitable for that simple ass job
 
My gf is in the hospital getting her tonsils out, and i've got nothing to eat here so I order a pizza while I was in town for pickup, telling them 3 times to not put onions on it. I arrive, pick up the pizza, drive 45 km home fighting the urge to start eating in the car. No, I think to myself, I will eat it when i get home.

I bust into my house, starving half to death. Open the pizza box, and i swear to god the pizza is 100% onions. They must have put like 5 kilos of onions on this fucking thing. If it was just a few I woudl pick them off and eat it but god fucking dammit, i can't even eat the crust because its been tainted by touching the onions :mad:

Oracle Porn 05-07-2010 08:42 AM

45km for a pizza?

p.s. I never got a topping I didn't order on a pizza, sounds weird.

Cyber Fucker 05-07-2010 08:44 AM

Man..... lol Where do you live? :1orglaugh

k0nr4d 05-07-2010 08:47 AM

I didn't drive 45km for the pizza, I live 45km out of Lublin towards Warsaw. I drove there to visit my gf in the hospital and grabbed the pizza on the way back home. There are closer pizza places (closest is 10km, i live in a Village) but they aren't very good...one uses too much cheese, one has shitty tomato sauce and the other one always tastes really fucking dry.

It wasn't technically a topping I didn't order. I ordered a pre-configured variety of pizza except told them to not put onions on it.

I HATE ONIONS!

alias 05-07-2010 08:47 AM

What is a hot onion, onions in hot pepper juice?

leedsfan 05-07-2010 08:50 AM

i love onions, although not that much on pizza strangely.

Sucks Konrad.

Fletch XXX 05-07-2010 08:50 AM

in america they dont put onions on pizza unless you pay for it LOL

MaDalton 05-07-2010 08:52 AM

stick to flaki and pirogi ;)

J. Falcon 05-07-2010 08:54 AM

What probably happened is you told them so many times "not to put onions" that they got confused. It happens.

Tom_PM 05-07-2010 08:54 AM

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DiF0r 05-07-2010 08:55 AM

You got what you ordered... A pizza with 3x onions:1orglaugh
I hate when I order tomato sauce for my pizza and they ALWAYS forget to bring one

dyna mo 05-07-2010 09:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by k0nr4d (Post 17117576)
I didn't drive 45km for the pizza, I live 45km out of Lublin towards Warsaw. I drove there to visit my gf in the hospital and grabbed the pizza on the way back home. There are closer pizza places (closest is 10km, i live in a Village) but they aren't very good...one uses too much cheese, one has shitty tomato sauce and the other one always tastes really fucking dry.

It wasn't technically a topping I didn't order. I ordered a pre-configured variety of pizza except told them to not put onions on it.

I HATE ONIONS!


there's no pleasing you.

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inabon 05-07-2010 09:05 AM

mmm who is more useless the fucker who put the onions or the fucker who bought a pizza drove 45 km to get home without checking the pizza before he drove away?????


ermmn or the fucker who stupidly wants a cold pizza.

you be the judge.

Mutt 05-07-2010 09:09 AM

happens to me all the fucking time and drives me insane. they get it wrong even when i plead on the phone not to. Popeye's Chicken has forgotten the hot sauce i beg them to throw in the bag twice in the last year. When I order pizza the place I order from has a Mediterranean style pizza I really like but it comes with artichokes, every damn time i make them repeat 'no artichokes' and they still get it wrong half the time.

Raf1 05-07-2010 09:16 AM

they probably just didn't give a shit. It happens in pizza places where the owner isn't present.

dyna mo 05-07-2010 09:17 AM

onions are an acquired taste!

ottopottomouse 05-07-2010 09:38 AM

I had the same thing a few months ago although it was at least only 3 miles to go back and shout at them.

seeandsee 05-07-2010 09:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oracle Porn (Post 17117562)
45km for a pizza?

p.s. I never got a topping I didn't order on a pizza, sounds weird.

sweet pizza

cherrylula 05-07-2010 09:42 AM

be glad they didn't piss on it. :1orglaugh

GatorB 05-07-2010 09:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by k0nr4d (Post 17117576)
I didn't drive 45km for the pizza, I live 45km out of Lublin towards Warsaw. I drove there to visit my gf in the hospital and grabbed the pizza on the way back home. There are closer pizza places (closest is 10km, i live in a Village) but they aren't very good...one uses too much cheese, one has shitty tomato sauce and the other one always tastes really fucking dry.

It wasn't technically a topping I didn't order. I ordered a pre-configured variety of pizza except told them to not put onions on it.

I HATE ONIONS!

A) Always check your food before you leave a fast food joint

B) Your pizza was made by Polaks what did you expect.

Poindexterity 05-07-2010 09:49 AM

45km with an onion covered pizza next to you and you never smelled them?
you never opened the box before you left?

Bhunter 05-07-2010 09:52 AM

Kiełbasa smażona z cebulą.. yummy

_Richard_ 05-07-2010 10:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by k0nr4d (Post 17117576)
I didn't drive 45km for the pizza, I live 45km out of Lublin towards Warsaw. I drove there to visit my gf in the hospital and grabbed the pizza on the way back home. There are closer pizza places (closest is 10km, i live in a Village) but they aren't very good...one uses too much cheese, one has shitty tomato sauce and the other one always tastes really fucking dry.

It wasn't technically a topping I didn't order. I ordered a pre-configured variety of pizza except told them to not put onions on it.

I HATE ONIONS!

sounds a bit like they purposely put onions on it, but it could just be me

Tom_PM 05-07-2010 10:40 AM

Sweet onions, cut in narrow wedges, and not too thickly applied, really sparse in fact. One or two pieces per bite, and large enough pieces to not turn black, just transluscent/slight brown.. sitting in that nice cheese.... thats good.

~Ray 05-07-2010 11:35 AM

fake drama .. onions smell from a mile away, much less in the car with you for 1/2 an hour

alias 05-07-2010 11:43 AM

Everyone knows to check the pie.


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