Any special plans for Mothers Day weekend?
 

My husband, my son and I are going to lunch with friends on Sunday, it should be relaxing and fun.

You?

Nope. None.

Doin' yer mom. Someone gotta give her something nice.

I'm not really into incest.

No...other than thinking about my two deceased mothers.

Do you touch yourself when you think about them?

Arty street fair to look at crap and eat a hand dipped corn dog... then back here for barbequed shrimp and beef kabobs !!

Two of them? What'd you do - burst from one womb and into the other?

Lesbian moms and they never told him which one actually gave birth to him...

Quite the conundrum...

My real mother...along with my father...was killed in a car accident when I was 12 years old. My second mother was my mother from age 12...until she died a few years ago.

Well, shit. That sucks. I'm sorry to hear about that.

I still laughed, though.

Wife and kids at Country Club brunch on Sunday :) Tonight we'll be O'Kelly's Bar and Grill in Mesa, AZ if any locals want to come out!

Going to take my mother, her husband and my fiancee out to breakfast Sunday morning :)

Was just going to get some flowers and a card but this sounds better.