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Farting while jerking off.
I was laying waste to my wiener last night and I accidentally farted. The smell crept up to my nose and for some odd reason, it reminded me of this nasty chick I banged in college with a smelly snatch. It totally ruined the moment for me. I just thought I would share.
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Wow. Now that's a talent.
Never had the thought crossed my mind. :Oh crap |
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You don't like your own aroma?
I get high on my farts. |
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So did you cum or not ??
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We're really not interested. Share your farts somewhere else.
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If your girlfriend has a stinky twat than keep your cocks on you for a week and your smell will dominate for sure.....keep that way until she take care of herself a little bit more.
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Couldn't resist the thread title ... :1orglaugh
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thanks for the phart story :thumbsup
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Damn from the title I thought this was a content deal. Moving on....
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Your farts smell like rotten tuna?
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If I have to fart while beating off, I stop beaint off, lose my hardon, and go and take a shit. Then after a nice 20 minute shit, I go and beat off for 20 minutes. Stop, start, stop start. That way when you finally blow, you feel like peter north. Only instead of busting all over a hot porn sluts face, you are busting on a towel you just threw on the floor.
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My friend's girl's coochie smelled so nasty he puked on her vag... THE ARISTOCRATS!
Spanx! Jack |
:1orglaugh funny thread!
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the weird thing is that you fucked a chick with a crack that stinky
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