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RadicalSights 05-08-2010 05:07 AM

I won the lottery!! woooooo
 
Classic Lotto..

3 Winning Numbers - you win $2 odds - 1 in 42

Woooooo

You would think these cheap bastards would give more than $2 for getting 3 numbers.

Even 4 numbers gets you basically shit. Maybe a few hundred bucks at most...

seeandsee 05-08-2010 05:13 AM

lottery is such a bitch

Jarmusch 05-08-2010 06:51 AM

Congrats, don't spend it all in one place.

Caligari 05-08-2010 06:59 AM

I won 100 bucks on a lottery once and i realized then that was probably going to be the largest amount i would ever win, so i stopped playing.

Naughty 05-08-2010 07:01 AM

You gotta be in it to win it. My favorite saying!

Barefootsies 05-08-2010 07:02 AM

Congrats tootsie.

BIGTYMER 05-08-2010 07:10 AM

Congrats! I won $2 on Tuesdays MegaMillions.

woj 05-08-2010 07:37 AM

congrats :thumbsup

Yngwie 05-08-2010 08:26 AM

The most I ever won was $1970.90 matching 6 of 7 #'s on a Canadian lotto, Super 7. The jackpot was $12 000 0000 at the time. Was nice to win something but still a kick in the ass.

Chosen 05-08-2010 08:42 AM

Lol, congrats :)

BIGTYMER 05-08-2010 09:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Yngwie (Post 17121538)
The most I ever won was $1970.90 matching 6 of 7 #'s on a Canadian lotto, Super 7. The jackpot was $12 000 0000 at the time. Was nice to win something but still a kick in the ass.

Thats is a very nice win! I have never won more then a few hundred on lotto and I've spent thousands on it.

Paul Markham 05-08-2010 09:12 AM

Be grateful you never won the big one. Odds are you will go bankrupt in 7 years. :1orglaugh

Slick 05-08-2010 09:17 AM

I guess it's the excitement of knowing there's a chance, even though it's extremely far fetched, but at least a chance of winning big money. I hate it though because the bigger the jackpots get, the more money I spend on tickets, ha ha.

David! 05-08-2010 09:17 AM

I've been playing the same numbers for over 20 years now, I'm afraid if I stop, they'll show up on the next drawing.

Jarmusch 05-08-2010 09:23 AM

They say the lottery is a tax on the poor and people who can't do math.

fatfoo 05-08-2010 09:53 AM

Just make sure to spend your money the right way. Think about this: since when do people actually do what you want them to do after you give them some money? They could take your money and run away. Don't spend money on hard drugs and things designed to kill you. Remain non-homeless and good luck!

BAKO 05-08-2010 10:11 AM

Fatfoo rocks with the copy and paste

Spunky 05-08-2010 10:20 AM

Free cheeseburgers for everybody!

Davy 05-08-2010 01:46 PM

The odds here in Germany are about 1:140 million to hit the jackpot.
Man, I wish I could run a lottery!


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