what's the funniest thing your kid said to embarace you
 

Well my 3 year old just walked over to my neighbor (nobody really likes her) and told her that "Dad thinks you're a stupid woman" :1orglaugh
I'm sure we've all been there.... what are your experiences

ahahahahaahahahahahahaaaaaaa
and the kids dont lie ..

Not quite as bad, I was shopping for a mother's day present the other day, we walked into a candle shop and my 4 year old announced (very loudly) "why are we in the stinky shop?"

I'm just waiting for her to repeat a phrase from one of my wife's rants about her mother... to her mother :)

Man, that is pretty embarassing!

Not my kids but I was present for both of these and they were pretty funny.

My buddies 6 year old daughter was in the store with him and me and his wife. We were standing in line when she turns to a guy behind us who has really long hair and says, "Boys aren't supposed to have pony tales, my dad says it makes them look like girls."

Another friends daughter was around 5. She loves the Mexican pizza from Taco Bell. So one night a bunch of us, including he, his wife and two kids, all go out for Mexican food at this pretty nice restaurant. She orders the Mexican pizza thinking it is like what she likes from Taco Bell. When the waitress comes and brings something that looks nothing like that she looks down at it, up at the waitress and asks, "What the fuck is this?"

I almost fell out of my chair laughing because she sounded just like her dad. He mom was not very happy. She was pissed at her for saying it and at my buddy for talking like that around the kids.

You have to be careful what you are talking in front of the kids. They are small devils. Even if they seems occupied with some toys still their ears can catch every word that comes out of your mouth.

That's hilarious :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

my brother kid when say "suck dick" in unexpected situations [2yrs old] :D

Thank G mine doesn't know that one yet....I guess it won't take him long though :Oh crap

LOL, i can imagine that will be real funny...btw if his 2, how old are you ??

My daughter went through a short phase of saying "fuck" when she was learning to speak... no idea who taught her that, but she figured out pretty quickly that it got a reaction, so she kept saying it :)

I don't have any kinds and my folks always embarrassed me...

when my oldest son (now 20) was about 4 or 5 my sister was chastizing me for not holding my tongue around him. I had the rather immature idea that my 4 year old would understand which words to not repeat. any way while she was chewing me out I boldly told her that he does not cuss and offered him the phone to prove it....
to my surprise I heard my little boy say to his aunt "Fuck Me"

I about passed out, he was repeating a line from Speed which was his favorite movie at the time LOL

hehehe, some funny stories here

In my experience, a child can have a higher IQ than a grown up person. If you use the IQ theory, the IQ of a person stays constant throughout all his/her age. This could be useful in trying to figure out who is stupid or not.

Hilarious ,the darn things kids say :1orglaugh

Fatfoo, wtf are u talking about? :Oh crap
Now, get back to work

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Good thing the lady didn't know how you spell "embarrass" or you would have felt stupid.

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Yeah thanks for that :321GFY

how many languages do you speak and write...i know 5 pretty fluent and I'm dyslectic...so cut me some slack and gfy :)

My little boy started laughing load and yelling daddy farted in the shopping center.

Surely you'd even have to see some irony in your thread title proceeded by your initial post. Oh, its "dyslexic".

LOL!

That reminds me of something I am suppose to have done as a kid. My uncle had a period where his catch phrase was 'Life's tough, then you die'. I suppose it was clever in the early 80's.

Apparently on like day three of first grade, I had forgotten to bring my homework in. When the teacher called me on it I stood up in the middle of class, put my hands on my hips and adopted a thick Philly accent (think Rocky) to mimic my uncle and said 'Well, life's tough lady'.

The teacher must have thought it was slightly funny because she told my parents and it made it into family lore.

lol. I bet teachers that teach k-3 or grades there abouts have some great stories of things kids have said.

thanks for all the shared stories but for now I can't think of any situation wherein my daughter embarrass me...My head too occupied for so much things to do.

That's not embarrassing, that is typical male behavior, no?

If you don't damn near shit your pants pushing out a fart in public, what kind of guy are you?