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brassmonkey 05-10-2010 06:58 AM

out with a bang
 
An armed 23 year old policeman in Moscow fell victim of his own carelessness. He decided to scratch an itchy spot on his nose with a gun and accidentally killed himself, the Moskovsky Komsomolets reports.

The tragedy happened in the court security facility. At 6pm the officer?s supervisor tried to connect with him over the phone to check on him. The sergeant did not answer his phone and the supervisor had to go see him with other officers.

The police found a locked door they had to break and the body of their colleague behind the door. The policeman?s body with a wound in the head was found under the desk.

The investigation ruled out a murder. There was no note that would indicate suicide.

The victim had been serving in police since 2007. He was single and was not registered with the staff psychologist. He was reported to be in good spirits on the day of the accident.

The sergeant allegedly scratched his nose with his gun and accidentally pulled the trigger.


i dont believe that he killed himself :disgust

CaptainHowdy 05-10-2010 07:06 AM

Murdered and embarrassed, that's sad...

brassmonkey 05-10-2010 07:08 AM

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Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 17125371)
Murdered and embarrassed, that's sad...

yeah his finger could only pull the trigger not scratch :Oh crap

Scott McD 05-10-2010 07:11 AM

Reminds me of that clip which was posted here the other day when the cop dude accidently shot himself in the foot while teaching people about the dangers of guns lol...

seeandsee 05-10-2010 07:11 AM

miracle russia

BIGTYMER 05-10-2010 08:52 AM

How do they know he had an itch? I say murder or suicide.

kristin 05-10-2010 08:54 AM

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Originally Posted by BIGTYMER (Post 17125597)
How do they know he had an itch? I say murder or suicide.

That's what I was wondering ...

While I've heard of people dying stupid ways, this would rank right up there. It is Russia though, could have been one hell of an itch.

Raf1 05-10-2010 09:04 AM

I don't get how they came up with him scratching his nose. Weird...

Kenny B! 05-10-2010 09:07 AM

Scratching an itch my ass, complete cover up!

fatfoo 05-10-2010 09:49 AM

"Scratched his nose with a gun" - sounds like suicide to me.

ottopottomouse 05-10-2010 11:10 AM

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Originally Posted by fatfoo (Post 17125778)
"Scratched his nose with a gun" - sounds like suicide to me.

Better send for the SuicideGirls :upsidedow

Story sounds like a load of bollocks. What's worse though - to be remembered as depressed enough to blow your own brains out, or to be remembered as stupid enough to accidentally blow your own brains out?

A-n-D-r-E-S 05-10-2010 02:13 PM

Interesting story, thanks for sharing...

M0nk 05-10-2010 02:34 PM

Who the hell scratches his nose with a gun?? I think he did it on purpose, the door was locked so no one could have entered or leave the room right after it happened..

brassmonkey 05-10-2010 02:56 PM

when i saw this i was thinking he knew a secret accident my ass

Fbomb - BANNED FOR LIFE 05-10-2010 03:27 PM

They didn't say anything about 2 bottles of Stoli he had to drink that night?


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