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Caligari

05-19-2010 08:08 AM

ONE EYED MONSTER - Ron Jeremy HORROR Film!

This has got to take the cake, Ron Jeremy's Cock as an alien life force attacking porn filmmakers on a remote shooting location!:1orglaugh

Somehow this one slipped by me, did a search here and couldnt find a post so here it is.

I gotta see this one:1orglaugh

Niktamer

05-19-2010 08:15 AM

surely the movie of the year

NaughtyVisions

05-19-2010 08:33 AM

I saw it on Showtime or Cinemax a few months back. Kinda fun, kinda cheesey. Obviously filled with sexual puns, like the tag line, "If you see it coming, you're already dead." Probably a good movie to watch drunk or stoned.

Take for example on of the Favorite quotes on IMDB from it:

Quote:

Wanda: [runs into a cabin] Someone help me! Angel's got a dick in her mouth!
[everyone looks at her with indifference]
Rock: [shrugs] And...?
Wanda: It's not attached to anything!

Caligari

05-19-2010 09:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NaughtyVisions (Post 17153488)

That quote series is in the video trailer and they deliver it spot on. Absolutely gotta imbibe something for viewing.

TrainWreckContent

05-19-2010 09:14 AM

Ron is the man i cant beleive he is still around making videos....good for him tho!

seeandsee

05-19-2010 09:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Caligari (Post 17153407)

come on, how he is not tired from shoting :D

CaptainHowdy

05-19-2010 09:43 AM

Looks good, hehehehe!

Davy	05-19-2010 09:45 AM

I've seen it. Always great to see Ron Jeremy.
He was the first person to die, though (as in all of his movies)...

LoveSandra

05-19-2010 09:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Niktamer (Post 17153435)

surely the movie of the year

indeed.a good movie

Cyber Fucker

05-19-2010 09:58 AM

Holy shit!!! Bwahahahahahaha! This gonna be a hit! :1orglaugh

ToBad

05-19-2010 10:15 AM

I have seen the movie and It's a OSCAR performance by Jeremy . A must see movie.

Caligari

05-19-2010 10:31 AM

i still got the copy of "Being Ron Jeremy" he signed at a convention years back, pretty funny non porn film as well. it seems like he could do some killer b-movie roles!

pOrRiDgE

05-19-2010 11:06 AM

Wow, what are the odds of your dick taking off like that? And how does that comply with the fact that it doesnt have any legs to run with? If it is based on a true story, those aliens are well ahead of us technologically...

SmokeyTheBear

05-19-2010 11:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pOrRiDgE (Post 17154051)

Wow, what are the odds of your dick taking off like that?

my penis is always doing things without asking me first.

Quote:

Originally Posted by pOrRiDgE (Post 17154051)

And how does that comply with the fact that it doesnt have any legs to run with?

You have seen "Tremors" haven't you ? those things didn't have legs either :Oh crap

http://www.bloodygoodhorror.com/bgh/files/tremors04.jpg

pOrRiDgE

05-19-2010 11:34 AM

Errr... How unlikely the story may seem I'm sure it was all done in good fun. Not funny queer, funny ha-ha.

lazycash

05-19-2010 11:39 AM

JFK	05-19-2010 11:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ToBad (Post 17153850)

I have seen the movie and It's a OSCAR performance by Jeremy . A must see movie.

YES YES..................OSCAR OSCAR :thumbsup:thumbsup

KingpinMedia

05-19-2010 12:11 PM

i saw this movie a few months ago on cable - was fucking hilarious!

Caligari

05-19-2010 05:23 PM

Alright then, from the feedback so far it looks like i gotta track this movie down. Trailer looks great and i likes me some good b-horror comedies.

Chosen

05-19-2010 08:41 PM

Haha, nice :thumbsup

Catalyst

05-20-2010 12:50 AM

I can't believe that fucking dinosaur can still get it up

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