**** The Solution To The BP Oil Spill ****
 

Two words....

Black People..

have you ever seen how absorbent afros are. do you remember jheri curls? man those things could hold a lot of oil.

my solution would be to fly, bus, drive, a few hundred thousand black people to the gulf coast and have them go swimming.

i think within a few days they could suck up most of the oil. :thumbsup





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there's your problem right there :winkwink:

your logic is flawless

Just seen on the news they don't want / can't use all the hair that was donated from hairdressers / barbers.

Now they have thousands of pounds of hair sitting in bags with no use for it. Oops.

Send her:

http://images.trendhunter.com/phpthu...856_1_468.jpeg

i already thought about this and although the best solution would be to give them swimming lessons, there's just no time..

all they need to do is dip their head in.. :thumbsup






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i wonder how many poodles had to die for that.... :Oh crap







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Nic Cage wants to chime in:

http://theedmontonian.com/wp-content...id-386x449.jpg

Lololololololololololol!!!!!

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She is hot. :thumbsup

funny gif :thumbsup

You are wasting your time in adult, you should be a joke writer for Leno.

As a black man, I am gravely opposed to your recommendation. Especially as the aftereffects would look something like this:

http://unfurnishedbrooklyn.typepad.c...zed/stoney.jpg

There cannot and must not be a resurgence of dripping jheri curls amidst the black populace.

I'd be the first to protest.

It's weird but for some reason I like it :)

Chop some people into thin slices. Preferably use the BP top managers and throw in Obama, too. Then drop them off from an airplane.
Hey, at least it will cover the view on the oil.