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Marcus Aurelius 05-29-2010 06:38 AM

Tiger Woods not allowed to date until divorce is final. Elin seeking $750 million in the divorce.
 
http://www.sportingnews.com/golf/art...-divorce-final

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Report: Tiger Woods not allowed to date until divorce is final

Sporting News staff reports

Friday, May. 28, 2010 - 1:24 p.m. ET

Tiger Woods' legal team has told him he can't date until his divorce from Elin Nordegren Woods is complete, Us Weekly reports.

"Elin's building a character case [based on his serial philandering]," a source told the magazine. "Elin's team is watching [Tiger's] every move."

Woods reportedly was spotted with a blonde woman last week.

Us Weekly's source confirms what others have reported regarding custody: the couple will share custody of Sam, 2, and Charlie, 15 months. However, this report contends that Nordegren wants permission to take the children to Sweden "whenever she wants."

Nordegren is reported to be seeking a package of $750 million in the divorce. But the Us Weekly source says her goal is to get more than Michael Jordan's ex-wife did in their divorce. That settlement reportedly included a $168 million payout to Juanita Jordan.
:1orglaugh

Do. Never. Marry.

L-Pink 05-29-2010 06:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Marcus Aurelius (Post 17187110)

I'll say it again ... "If it flies, floats or fucks it's cheaper to rent it"


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Ethersync 05-29-2010 06:56 AM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 17187123)
I'll say it again ... "If it flies, floats or fucks it's cheaper to rent it"


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:1orglaugh

Scott McD 05-29-2010 07:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Marcus Aurelius (Post 17187110)
Do. Never. Marry.

Word !!!! :thumbsup


Guys who do are imbeciles! :1orglaugh

LoveSandra 05-29-2010 07:17 AM

smart bitch

seeandsee 05-29-2010 07:32 AM

she found a gold river!

fucking anal bitch will now fuck real tigers

SpicyM 05-29-2010 07:40 AM

Lol, I dont understand what does the mariage mean to the people anyway.. Like I cant live with her without having it official? People are stupit.. especially girls and celebrities..

woj 05-29-2010 08:44 AM

damn, sucks to be him :2 cents:

TeenSluts 05-29-2010 08:54 AM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 17187123)
I'll say it again ... "If it flies, floats or fucks it's cheaper to rent it"


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:thumbsup:thumbsup

martinsc 05-29-2010 08:56 AM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 17187123)
I'll say it again ... "If it flies, floats or fucks it's cheaper to rent it"


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:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh :thumbsup

Scott McD 05-29-2010 08:58 AM

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Originally Posted by SpicyM (Post 17187207)
Lol, I dont understand what does the mariage mean to the people anyway.. Like I cant live with her without having it official? People are stupit.. especially girls and celebrities..

Crazy isn't it. Any rich guy who does it is just asking for trouble. In a way, i have no sympathy for them, since it's their own fault for believing "you have to get married..."

fris 05-29-2010 09:18 AM

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Originally Posted by SpicyM (Post 17187207)
Lol, I dont understand what does the mariage mean to the people anyway.. Like I cant live with her without having it official? People are stupit.. especially girls and celebrities..

you dont have to be married to still get compensation, I know in Canada if you are together living for more than 3 years, its the same as being married.

nation-x 05-29-2010 10:50 AM

hiring expensive escorts <> dating broke bartenders and strippers

TrainWreckContent 05-29-2010 10:52 AM

haha i am sure he is hating life

DateDoc 05-29-2010 10:53 AM

He must have believed, "What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas!"

$5 submissions 05-29-2010 10:54 AM

Damn. Now I know why Gene Simmons is still technically single.

ruff 05-29-2010 11:00 AM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 17187123)
I'll say it again ... "If it flies, floats or fucks it's cheaper to rent it"


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Hookers do tend to keep their mouths shut for the most part.

theking 05-29-2010 11:05 AM

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Originally Posted by fris (Post 17187355)
you dont have to be married to still get compensation, I know in Canada if you are together living for more than 3 years, its the same as being married.

They have common law marriage laws in the U.S. also as well as palimony laws...so yes you do not have to be married here to be required to pay.

ottopottomouse 05-29-2010 11:16 AM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 17187123)
I'll say it again ... "If it flies, floats or fucks it's cheaper to rent it"

:1orglaugh

bbobby86 05-29-2010 11:22 AM

just $750 M...

Kingfish 05-29-2010 01:49 PM

I get the feeling Tiger saw his marriage and kids as a marketing pitch and nothing more. Since he didn?t let her in on the secret, he should have to pay her quite a bit.

hypedough 05-29-2010 01:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Kingfish (Post 17188183)
I get the feeling Tiger saw his marriage and kids as a marketing pitch and nothing more.

Very good point, that's why Elin is so fucking pissed.

D Ghost 05-29-2010 01:54 PM

shes about to royally screw his ass, bend over Tiger, here it comes...

xNetworx 05-29-2010 01:57 PM

I'm never getting married

Marcus Aurelius 05-29-2010 02:04 PM

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Originally Posted by fris (Post 17187355)
you dont have to be married to still get compensation, I know in Canada if you are together living for more than 3 years, its the same as being married.

yeah but what would be the precedent for demanding the money?

you can't "divorce" and you can't claim "he cheated in me"

tiger 05-29-2010 02:08 PM

That's odd last I heard he had a rock solid prenup and she wasn't even going to get as much as his #1 girlfriend got ( < 5 million )

ShellyCrash 05-29-2010 02:12 PM

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Originally Posted by seeandsee (Post 17187195)
fucking anal bitch will now fuck real tigers


Wat?! :helpme

ruff 05-29-2010 02:39 PM

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Originally Posted by tiger (Post 17188231)
That's odd last I heard he had a rock solid prenup and she wasn't even going to get as much as his #1 girlfriend got ( < 5 million )

Usually the pre-nup would protect Tiger if she fucked around, the other way around and he's going to take it up the back nine. But it ain't like he's gonna die poor!

camperjohn64 05-29-2010 02:48 PM

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Originally Posted by nation-x (Post 17187543)
hiring expensive escorts <> dating broke bartenders and strippers

...but you get pretty much the same service...

milambur 05-29-2010 03:34 PM

I doubt there is a prenup in the world that would stand up to what he did unless it clearly states you can fuck around as much as you like. Even if the prenup would stand, consider the risk he put her and their children in and the psychological damage she could claim. He wouldn't stand a chance if she filed a lawsuit against him. He will have to pay big and he deserves it.

Marcus Aurelius 05-29-2010 03:41 PM

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Originally Posted by ruff (Post 17188349)
Usually the pre-nup would protect Tiger if she fucked around, the other way around and he's going to take it up the back nine. But it ain't like he's gonna die poor!

Tiger's worth about a flat billion, considering some failed high end real estate investments and the market in the last two years.

Having to pay $750 mil to some cunt is fucking brutal.

closer 05-29-2010 03:56 PM

Why the hell would she be entitled to such an amount of money?

It's not like it were HER talents getting that fortune togehter or so ...

He should only pay for his kids, if she wants out, just go.

Juicy D. Links 05-29-2010 03:57 PM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 17187123)
I'll say it again ... "If it flies, floats or fucks it's cheaper to rent it"


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:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Catalyst 05-29-2010 04:11 PM

He should have just found a woman he was going to hate in say 3 years and given her a house...

geedub 05-29-2010 04:26 PM

she will never get that much

Fabien 05-30-2010 04:21 AM

So pathetic.
A couple of years ago she was nothing, NOTHING ! If it wasn't for him, she would still be nothing.

As far as i know, she isn't putting right ? She isn't doing Nike's spots ?

No wonder i sell dolls now hahahahahahahaha

SpicyM 05-30-2010 04:28 AM

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Originally Posted by fris (Post 17187355)
you dont have to be married to still get compensation, I know in Canada if you are together living for more than 3 years, its the same as being married.

This does not work where I live. Of course, its different if you have a child with her. And what compensation? Its the man who usually pay for dinners and shit, so who should be compensated? :Oh crap Everyone will take their things that he/she bought and thats all.

And then... who is going to prove me that she has been my GF? :-D

milambur 05-30-2010 02:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Fabien (Post 17189682)
So pathetic.
A couple of years ago she was nothing, NOTHING ! If it wasn't for him, she would still be nothing.

As far as i know, she isn't putting right ? She isn't doing Nike's spots ?

No wonder i sell dolls now hahahahahahahaha

She is a daughter of a former minister in the Swedish Government and of a famous reporter. She was studying to become a child psychologist and working as a model sometimes.
Sure, she worked as a nanny for a friends family for a while. It is very common that young Swedish women go and spend time as a nanny to see the world. Her sister also did, she is a lawyer now. My cousin did as well, she is a financial analys handling IPOs for a major bank in Sweden.
How can you say she was NOTHING?
He abused her trust in a way that most of the people in this world would find revolting. He put her and his children at risk.

You think they should let him off with a slap on the wrist.... What kind of signal does that send to society if they do that?

He needs to hurt, they need to show everybody that it is not ok to marry somebody and then fuck around like street whore while your wife are home pregnant and taking care of an infant. Even if you are rich like hell.

He put himself in this position, nobody else. He has himself to blame.

This is not the place to teach morals obviously, but there is a limit even for me.

Jdoughs 05-30-2010 03:12 PM

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Originally Posted by milambur (Post 17190981)
She is a daughter of a former minister in the Swedish Government and of a famous reporter. She was studying to become a child psychologist and working as a model sometimes.
Sure, she worked as a nanny for a friends family for a while. It is very common that young Swedish women go and spend time as a nanny to see the world. Her sister also did, she is a lawyer now. My cousin did as well, she is a financial analys handling IPOs for a major bank in Sweden.
How can you say she was NOTHING?
He abused her trust in a way that most of the people in this world would find revolting. He put her and his children at risk.

You think they should let him off with a slap on the wrist.... What kind of signal does that send to society if they do that?

He needs to hurt, they need to show everybody that it is not ok to marry somebody and then fuck around like street whore while your wife are home pregnant and taking care of an infant. Even if you are rich like hell.

He put himself in this position, nobody else. He has himself to blame.

This is not the place to teach morals obviously, but there is a limit even for me.


This is completely fucking ridiculous. Nobody is entitled to 750 million for bein married a couple years and him 'cheating' on them.

L-Pink 05-30-2010 03:25 PM

She'll settle for 125 million, poor thing.


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milambur 05-30-2010 03:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Jdoughs (Post 17191042)
This is completely fucking ridiculous. Nobody is entitled to 750 million for bein married a couple years and him 'cheating' on them.

Cheating is fucking your secretary a couple of times, this guy has fucked half vegas unprotected. Whores, strippers everything.....

She has to keep in touch with this scumbag for the next 20 years to share custody of their children.

I think they should have taken him for every cent. If he'd been a muslim they'd stoned him to death. More fair in my opinion.

The Demon 05-30-2010 06:49 PM

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Originally Posted by SpicyM (Post 17187207)
Lol, I dont understand what does the mariage mean to the people anyway.. Like I cant live with her without having it official? People are stupit.. especially girls and celebrities..

I DEFINITELY want to get married so that I'm not "stupit".

CheeseHead Nacho Burger 05-30-2010 08:59 PM

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Originally Posted by pimpporn (Post 17188201)
I'm never getting married

Why not? I mean, when you're tiger and you have a few billion, a woman taking half is a big deal. But when you're you - half of a dollar seventy five isn't such a big loss.

fatfoo 05-30-2010 09:02 PM

Another reason not to get a marriage contract.

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 05-30-2010 09:14 PM

I hope the bitch slips, trips, and accidentally lands in the path of a speeding bullet. It would be a lot cheaper. Can someone please answer me this. Why the fuck do women always think they're entitled to take a man for everything that he's worth hen they split ways? Get a fucking job you cunt....

PornstarXS 05-30-2010 09:15 PM

an asshole getting ripped a new asshole, a black hole of sorts.

Tigaa, Tigaa Woods Y'all!

Spunky 05-30-2010 09:18 PM

He will find a way to be discreet lol

curiousdog 05-30-2010 09:22 PM

That is the bill he gets for being a gentleman and covering her ass. He should have gotten her arrested for domestic violence, when she smashed his car windshield with golf irons.

With a domestic violence conviction she would not stand much chance of getting much money out of him. I think violence trumps cheating.

GAMEFINEST 05-30-2010 09:50 PM

lol...sucks to be him

Davy 05-30-2010 11:54 PM

750 million? Tiger Woods can have my ass anytime for that amount of money.


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