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MetaMan 05-29-2010 09:49 AM

LETS TALK ABOUT: creepy guys
 
Look nigga, why do some of you creepy as mofos pretend to be a chicks friend than awkwardly move in on them?

why not from the beginning be like "we can chill but i wouldnt mind fucking you one day"

do you know how much trouble that will save you?

TRUTH women cant stand creepballs that move in on them that are "friends".

than these same guys hate on guys like me like i am "a player" meanwhile they just want to get in the chicks pants but are to busy being a creep.

i am in the friend zone with 0 of my girlfriends, they all wanna fuck me and i wanna fuck them. doesnt mean me will but we are just real about it and it makes it even funner!

/rant

TeenSluts 05-29-2010 10:03 AM

:thumbsup

CaptainHowdy 05-29-2010 10:05 AM

I want to be your friend, MetaMan...

LoveSandra 05-29-2010 12:38 PM

metaman is tha shit

DigitalTheory 05-29-2010 12:41 PM

HAHA love it..........

It just becomes awkward when guys try to move from friend zone to "o" zone haha

fl_prn_str 05-29-2010 12:55 PM

more creepy...


MetaMan 05-29-2010 01:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DigitalTheory (Post 17187985)
HAHA love it..........

It just becomes awkward when guys try to move from friend zone to "o" zone haha

i dont know how many of my buddies do this shit.

ill be talking with chicks about how my dank is and they will be all like "i really dont like how you talk to her like that"

UH DUDE she aint your girlfriend. and UH DUDE stop pretending to be an over protective big brother she asked me how big my cock is it is not my fault she is not interested in yours. maybe if you stopped creeping in the corner listening to our convo and came over and made a move she would be into you.

i dunno lots of guys are wankers. whatever more pussy for me.

they act like women dont like to have sex or have fun. REAL CREEPY.

bbobby86 05-29-2010 01:26 PM

LoveSandra you can now bee green... :)

papill0n 05-29-2010 03:04 PM

we can chill but i wouldnt mind fucking you one day

AdPatron 05-29-2010 03:28 PM

Women are even worse.

MetaMan 05-29-2010 03:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JoesTraffic (Post 17188454)
Women are even worse.

how do you figure?

DigitalTheory 05-29-2010 03:32 PM

I know a few females that are just as bad... if not worse lol. but its the opposite, when they cross that line, have sex (just as f buddies) and the girl gets clingy like that

seeandsee 05-29-2010 03:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 17187422)
Look nigga, why do some of you creepy as mofos pretend to be a chicks friend than awkwardly move in on them?

why not from the beginning be like "we can chill but i wouldnt mind fucking you one day"

do you know how much trouble that will save you?

TRUTH women cant stand creepballs that move in on them that are "friends".

than these same guys hate on guys like me like i am "a player" meanwhile they just want to get in the chicks pants but are to busy being a creep.

i am in the friend zone with 0 of my girlfriends, they all wanna fuck me and i wanna fuck them. doesnt mean me will but we are just real about it and it makes it even funner!

/rant

they want to suck their pusies when they sleep, so they need to be in their beds and not for fucking

Catalyst 05-29-2010 04:19 PM

Everyone wants what they can't have, the more you say or act like you don't want it the more they press you for it... You don't have to be creepy to get laid...

MetaMan 05-29-2010 04:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DigitalTheory (Post 17188465)
I know a few females that are just as bad... if not worse lol. but its the opposite, when they cross that line, have sex (just as f buddies) and the girl gets clingy like that

yep!

i had this chick call me ASK ME if she can come "sleep over" it was 3am she already went home.

than she has the nerve to call me a "player" meanwhile she was using ME! than she apologized when i called her on her immature bullshit. :1orglaugh

Quote:

Originally Posted by Catalyst (Post 17188580)
Everyone wants what they can't have, the more you say or act like you don't want it the more they press you for it... You don't have to be creepy to get laid...

you dont have to DO anything, but it depends on what guy you are. pressing for sex means me taking them into my room without hesitation lol.

DigitalTheory 05-29-2010 04:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 17188648)
yep!

i had this chick call me ASK ME if she can come "sleep over" it was 3am she already went home.

than she has the nerve to call me a "player" meanwhile she was using ME! than she apologized when i called her on her immature bullshit. :1orglaugh

See lol, goes both ways

CarlosTheGaucho 05-30-2010 07:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 17188129)
i dont know how many of my buddies do this shit.

ill be talking with chicks about how my dank is and they will be all like "i really dont like how you talk to her like that"

UH DUDE she aint your girlfriend. and UH DUDE stop pretending to be an over protective big brother she asked me how big my cock is it is not my fault she is not interested in yours. maybe if you stopped creeping in the corner listening to our convo and came over and made a move she would be into you.

i dunno lots of guys are wankers. whatever more pussy for me.

they act like women dont like to have sex or have fun. REAL CREEPY.

Actually, Facebook is a whole new level for all those creepballs.

Like I'm trying to date those cute tall twins and they have so many creepballs in their their FB friends.

Like they post something and there's always an idiot that has to chime in and add his lame two cents while those are NOT guys who would even KNOW THEM well.

Those are FakeBook stalkers with a dick in their hands that think being a "friend" will take them anywhere.

They're just wasting space and time with their impotent bullshit.

It's lame.

grumpy 05-30-2010 07:26 AM

drugs are bad for you

BlackCrayon 05-30-2010 07:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CarlosTheGaucho (Post 17189935)
Actually, Facebook is a whole new level for all those creepballs.

Like I'm trying to date those cute tall twins and they have so many creepballs in their their FB friends.

Like they post something and there's always an idiot that has to chime in and add his lame two cents while those are NOT guys who would even KNOW THEM well.

Those are FakeBook stalkers with a dick in their hands that think being a "friend" will take them anywhere.

They're just wasting space and time with their impotent bullshit.

It's lame.

places like facebook can easily make a girls head swell very large.

rowan 05-30-2010 08:01 AM

Females should just assume that any hetero male friend wants to bone them, it's true 99.9% of the time and would probably result in more <3 to go around

rogueteens 05-30-2010 08:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 17188129)
i dont know how many of my buddies do this shit.

ill be talking with chicks about how my dank is and they will be all like "i really dont like how you talk to her like that"

UH DUDE she aint your girlfriend. and UH DUDE stop pretending to be an over protective big brother she asked me how big my cock is it is not my fault she is not interested in yours. maybe if you stopped creeping in the corner listening to our convo and came over and made a move she would be into you.

i dunno lots of guys are wankers. whatever more pussy for me.

they act like women dont like to have sex or have fun. REAL CREEPY.

Dank???
..........

bronco67 05-30-2010 08:22 AM

I knew a dude like that at the office I used to work in. Let's call him Todd. He was butt ugly, but a charmer. Whenever a new girl started work, he would instantly make friends with her, and become lunch buddies. He had a posse of about 5 that he would go to lunch with every day, but never make any kind of move. He was FOG(Friend of Girls). It was kind of pathetic to watch -- the guy was desperate to be seen with petty girls, and would do anything to make sure he was seen with them as much as possible.

One night there was a company get together at a bar, and one of his posse girls was all over me the entire night. I had maybe spoken about 10 words to her at the office before this, but he had been taking her to lunch for 6 months and never made his move. When I was cupping her ass by the pool table, I looked over and saw Todd looking pretty depressed.

the bottom line is, a girl knows if she's going to have sex with you within 10 seconds of meeting you. If the answer in her head is "yes", then it's your situation to mess up. If the answer is "no", then theres not much that's going to change that -- especially if you try to be her friend for months, so you can sneak up on her.

MetaMan 05-30-2010 09:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CarlosTheGaucho (Post 17189935)
Actually, Facebook is a whole new level for all those creepballs.

Like I'm trying to date those cute tall twins and they have so many creepballs in their their FB friends.

Like they post something and there's always an idiot that has to chime in and add his lame two cents while those are NOT guys who would even KNOW THEM well.

Those are FakeBook stalkers with a dick in their hands that think being a "friend" will take them anywhere.

They're just wasting space and time with their impotent bullshit.

It's lame.

HAHA dont worry about those guys. those are the guys i love because they make me look better. im not the type of guy to blow up a chicks phone or facebook. i am glad majority of guys are complete lameos they make things very easy.

Quote:

Originally Posted by rowan (Post 17189994)
Females should just assume that any hetero male friend wants to bone them, it's true 99.9% of the time and would probably result in more <3 to go around

unless they are BIG BUTCHES. :thumbsup

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlackCrayon (Post 17189980)
places like facebook can easily make a girls head swell very large.

lol man 99% of north american chicks have a swelled head. i call it the princess complex. daddy was working to much. bought them everything they want. they can never do any wrong.

Quote:

Originally Posted by rogueteens (Post 17190021)
Dank???
..........

PENIS

MetaMan 05-30-2010 09:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bronco67 (Post 17190039)
I knew a dude like that at the office I used to work in. Let's call him Todd. He was butt ugly, but a charmer. Whenever a new girl started work, he would instantly make friends with her, and become lunch buddies. He had a posse of about 5 that he would go to lunch with every day, but never make any kind of move. He was FOG(Friend of Girls). It was kind of pathetic to watch -- the guy was desperate to be seen with petty girls, and would do anything to make sure he was seen with them as much as possible.

One night there was a company get together at a bar, and one of his posse girls was all over me the entire night. I had maybe spoken about 10 words to her at the office before this, but he had been taking her to lunch for 6 months and never made his move. When I was cupping her ass by the pool table, I looked over and saw Todd looking pretty depressed.

the bottom line is, a girl knows if she's going to have sex with you within 10 seconds of meeting you. If the answer in her head is "yes", then it's your situation to mess up. If the answer is "no", then theres not much that's going to change that -- especially if you try to be her friend for months, so you can sneak up on her.

and i can guarantee you he would be bashing you to this chick:

"ya i coulnt believe that way he was taking advantage of you when you were drunk"

lol mad creepy. :1orglaugh

Raf1 05-31-2010 08:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bronco67 (Post 17190039)
I knew a dude like that at the office I used to work in. Let's call him Todd. He was butt ugly, but a charmer. Whenever a new girl started work, he would instantly make friends with her, and become lunch buddies. He had a posse of about 5 that he would go to lunch with every day, but never make any kind of move. He was FOG(Friend of Girls). It was kind of pathetic to watch -- the guy was desperate to be seen with petty girls, and would do anything to make sure he was seen with them as much as possible.

One night there was a company get together at a bar, and one of his posse girls was all over me the entire night. I had maybe spoken about 10 words to her at the office before this, but he had been taking her to lunch for 6 months and never made his move. When I was cupping her ass by the pool table, I looked over and saw Todd looking pretty depressed.

the bottom line is, a girl knows if she's going to have sex with you within 10 seconds of meeting you. If the answer in her head is "yes", then it's your situation to mess up. If the answer is "no", then theres not much that's going to change that -- especially if you try to be her friend for months, so you can sneak up on her.

I know what you mean. Every medium to big sized company has one of these guys...

Naechy 05-31-2010 09:06 AM

where did you read this? :)

mineistaken 05-31-2010 11:32 AM

its true


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