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Semi-Retired-Dave 06-04-2010 09:53 AM

Name that one thing you really, really hate... Here is mine.
 
I was going to step up and try and invent a silence for these things then have the cities make it mandatory for every gardener to use it. It's a good thing I go to work everyday, but even when I get home a little early at times, or the gardeners are late on one of their stops I just hate hearing it.

These things annoy the fuck out of me.

http://gyc.net.au/persistent/catalog...na_370_bts.jpg

Agent 488 06-04-2010 09:54 AM

i love that sound. i'm working on an amplifier for those things.

Semi-Retired-Dave 06-04-2010 09:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Agent 488 (Post 17211999)
i love that sound. i'm working on an amplifier for those things.

You mean take the stock pipe off and put a header on it. :Oh crap

kristin 06-04-2010 09:59 AM

I was not expecting that to be the sound you hate to hear.

CDSmith 06-04-2010 09:59 AM

That ONE thing? Hmm, so much to choose from. Everything from idiots who litter to idiot drivers who don't know how to signal a lane change, to people who yap loudly on cell phones while in line at the grocery store, to... well you get the idea.

But today I'm going to say mosquitos. I think the world could do with a few trillion less of the little flying vampires. I'll put out some extra bird seed to make up for the hit to their food chain.

Johnnyv 06-04-2010 10:01 AM

I really really hate it when people try and walk onto an elevator while there are still folks trying to get off.

WTF!

Wizzo 06-04-2010 10:01 AM

Just Husqvarna blowers or blowers in general? :winkwink:

Jman 06-04-2010 10:25 AM

People throwing any type of garbage big or small on the ground, in the parks and on my Mont-Royal . :mad:

Honez 06-04-2010 10:30 AM

Pine pollen! I think I have stock in Benadryl this week. :(

Paul Markham 06-04-2010 10:30 AM

Luckily I can't think of anything I really hate. :thumbsup

JP-pornshooter 06-04-2010 10:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CyberAge-Dave (Post 17211988)
I was going to step up and try and invent a silence for these things then have the cities make it mandatory for every gardener to use it. It's a good thing I go to work everyday, but even when I get home a little early at times, or the gardeners are late on one of their stops I just hate hearing it.

These things annoy the fuck out of me.

http://gyc.net.au/persistent/catalog...na_370_bts.jpg

thats kinda how i feel when a harley comes down the street with no sound muffling whatsoever, usually setting off car alarms etc.
sure going down sunset blvd its cool but stay the fuck out of my street:321GFY

Porko 06-04-2010 10:51 AM

I hate when people make noise in the Cinema.

Jon Oso 06-04-2010 11:04 AM

People who are rude and don't even know it.

Roald 06-04-2010 11:10 AM

people who are always complaining.

PornMD 06-04-2010 11:14 AM

When gurus in other industries *coughINTERNETMARKETINGcough* talk about domains as if they're domain gurus as well when they don't truly know shit about what they're talking about. Attended a webinar last night and truly heard one of them say they weren't sure if a double-hyphen .com was worth as much as the same domain in .net or .org and that different people would say different things. He was trying to non-answer a question about it but even failed at that. I should contact him and tell him I have Free--Games.com and I'll accept a paltry $20k, lol!

Oh yea, and the secondary market for domains is only auctions. Sedo and Afternic don't exist per last night's webinar.

Amputate Your Head 06-04-2010 11:17 AM

Solicitors at my front door. Especially those that don't consider themselves solicitors, like the Jesus freaks pushing God on everyone. I literally tell them to fuck off then slam the door in their faces. I have a big ass 'No Soliciting' sign right on my front door. There is no excuse.

baddog 06-04-2010 11:18 AM

Drunks 8

xNetworx 06-04-2010 11:19 AM

I actually gave 2 landscapers $20 each at my old place to come back a few hours later becuase I had been out all night and just got home to sleep and it was "The Mexican Chainsaw Massacre" in my yard lol.

justinsain 06-04-2010 11:21 AM

I hate hypocrites :disgust

beerptrol 06-04-2010 11:22 AM

People who bitch, complain, and whine about something, yet do nothing to fix the problem. It's like they'd rather whine then get up off there ass and do something about it.

example
My gf's 10 yr old wants a laptop, but I think he's to young and doesn't deserve one. His grandmother raised hell and created alot of drama. I told her if it bothers her that much, then she is more than welcome to buy him one. She hasn't and is still on the war path. She just likes the drama

bronco67 06-04-2010 11:25 AM

Tailgaters. I hate those fuckers that ride my bumper. I take my foot off the gas and slow down until they back off. Sometimes I just stop and give them a minute to think about how stupid they are, and how much later they're going to be because they decided to get up my ass.

Jon Oso 06-04-2010 11:28 AM

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Originally Posted by baddog (Post 17212424)
Drunks 8

:(:(:1orglaugh

Tam 06-04-2010 11:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head (Post 17212421)
Solicitors at my front door. Especially those that don't consider themselves solicitors, like the Jesus freaks pushing God on everyone. I literally tell them to fuck off then slam the door in their faces. I have a big ass 'No Soliciting' sign right on my front door. There is no excuse.

This is my biggest issue. Those people make me completely crazy. Last week I had a guy trying to sell me insurance and I told him I have what I need and didn't need more. He goes on to try and tell me that no one can ever have too much like I'd buy it from him. I asked him again to leave, no way.... so I asked him how much HE had because if he didn't step off my porch, he'd be needing some more and asked if he could get a discount on it. He just looked at me and I pointed at my Boxer and told him how much he loves Insurance Salesmen for dinner... he left, VERY quickly. lmao

If they would just leave me along, I'd be SOOO happy. lol

ProG 06-04-2010 11:30 AM

Not one racist comment so far... GFY is slacking.

I'm an ant hater. Just like my daddy and his daddy before him.

thickcash_amo 06-04-2010 11:32 AM

Dumb ass people with good luck....I hate them!!!

Tom_PM 06-04-2010 11:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Honez (Post 17212254)
Pine pollen! I think I have stock in Benadryl this week. :(

Old wives tell you to buy and eat some locally produced honey to help you gain some tolerance to local pollens.



I also never understood peoples DESIRE for leaf blowers and other small 2 stroke engine gardening or yard care devices! Even regular lawn mowers are too freaking noisy. Go electric or manual on all that stuff, like you know a rake and a broom. It wont kill ya.:thumbsup

Amputate Your Head 06-04-2010 11:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Tam (Post 17212469)
This is my biggest issue. Those people make me completely crazy. Last week I had a guy trying to sell me insurance and I told him I have what I need and didn't need more. He goes on to try and tell me that no one can ever have too much like I'd buy it from him. I asked him again to leave, no way.... so I asked him how much HE had because if he didn't step off my porch, he'd be needing some more and asked if he could get a discount on it. He just looked at me and I pointed at my Boxer and told him how much he loves Insurance Salesmen for dinner... he left, VERY quickly. lmao

If they would just leave me along, I'd be SOOO happy. lol

Seriously Tam, go get a $5 dollar No Soliciting sign from Lowes and hang it out front. Other than the Jesus freaks and the occasional carpet-cleaning college kid, it's stopped nearly all the other ones. :)

Semi-Retired-Dave 06-04-2010 11:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Wizzo (Post 17212033)
Just Husqvarna blowers or blowers in general? :winkwink:

Gas blowers in general. Especially on the weekends :Oh crap

Tam 06-04-2010 11:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head (Post 17212487)
Seriously Tam, go get a $5 dollar No Soliciting sign from Lowes and hang it out front. Other than the Jesus freaks and the occasional carpet-cleaning college kid, it's stopped nearly all the other ones. :)

We did that, we put a beware of dog sign out, you name it. It hasn't stopped them. I live in a redneck remote area, half these fuckers probably can't even read enough to read the damn signs. lmao

Amputate Your Head 06-04-2010 12:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Tam (Post 17212581)
We did that, we put a beware of dog sign out, you name it. It hasn't stopped them. I live in a redneck remote area, half these fuckers probably can't even read enough to read the damn signs. lmao

:1orglaugh

hmmm... well, I guess my personal 'next approach' would be just plain old fashioned meanness, sarcasm, and irrefutable science. When they ask if you would like to take a minute to discuss the Lord, tell them yes. Then offer them some coffee, have a seat, and proceed to debunk their entire faith system.

or...

hang some demon shit out there... some gargoyles... a goat's head / pentagram door knocker.... that sort of thing.

Sometimes I let the college kids come in with their carpet cleaning stuff, let them work, give them a firm handshake and wish them good luck in the future.... lol

Semi-Retired-Dave 06-04-2010 12:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Honez (Post 17212254)
Pine pollen! I think I have stock in Benadryl this week. :(

Not sure if that's a good idea. :Oh crap

Tylenol recall expanded to Motrin, Benadryl, more...
http://www.usatoday.com/money/indust...-expands_N.htm

I've been using Zertec, it seems to be doing wonders.
http://www.savingwithshellie.com/wp-.../03/zyrtec.jpg

mattz 06-04-2010 12:36 PM

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Originally Posted by bronco67 (Post 17212451)
Tailgaters. I hate those fuckers that ride my bumper. I take my foot off the gas and slow down until they back off. Sometimes I just stop and give them a minute to think about how stupid they are, and how much later they're going to be because they decided to get up my ass.

I agree with you there. I'll always slow down to piss em off more.

Semi-Retired-Dave 06-04-2010 12:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JP-pornshooter (Post 17212320)
thats kinda how i feel when a harley comes down the street with no sound muffling whatsoever, usually setting off car alarms etc.
sure going down sunset blvd its cool but stay the fuck out of my street:321GFY

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh
As a Harley owner, it's still funny.

czarina 06-04-2010 12:37 PM

there's nothing I hate more than the sound of a saw cutting tile. It feels like it's drilling deep into my brain!

Horny Dude 06-04-2010 12:37 PM

I HATE that Nextel push to talk chirp. I can't stand it when someone has to go back and fourth with a conversation and hear that annoying chirp. Fuck call them up and talk with them. Most times you can hear both parts of the conversation clear as day. Yesterday this girl in front on me at the store was using it and I wanted to smash that thing.
http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n...Nexteli580.jpg

Semi-Retired-Dave 06-04-2010 12:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head (Post 17212421)
Solicitors at my front door. Especially those that don't consider themselves solicitors, like the Jesus freaks pushing God on everyone. I literally tell them to fuck off then slam the door in their faces. I have a big ass 'No Soliciting' sign right on my front door. There is no excuse.

I should add that on my list as well, but I don't get them as often as I hear those damn blowers.

Semi-Retired-Dave 06-04-2010 12:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pimpporn (Post 17212430)
I actually gave 2 landscapers $20 each at my old place to come back a few hours later becuase I had been out all night and just got home to sleep and it was "The Mexican Chainsaw Massacre" in my yard lol.


:1orglaugh

Right, aren't those things loud.

Semi-Retired-Dave 06-04-2010 12:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by beerptrol (Post 17212443)
People who bitch, complain, and whine about something, yet do nothing to fix the problem. It's like they'd rather whine then get up off there ass and do something about it.

example
My gf's 10 yr old wants a laptop, but I think he's to young and doesn't deserve one. His grandmother raised hell and created alot of drama. I told her if it bothers her that much, then she is more than welcome to buy him one. She hasn't and is still on the war path. She just likes the drama

My famous line...Solutions, not problems.
Is she is complaining about it, she should go get it and resolve the drama. :thumbsup

Semi-Retired-Dave 06-04-2010 12:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tam (Post 17212581)
We did that, we put a beware of dog sign out, you name it. It hasn't stopped them. I live in a redneck remote area, half these fuckers probably can't even read enough to read the damn signs. lmao

:1orglaugh
You need one of these,

http://www.carefreesigns.com/bumper%...f%20owners.jpg

Semi-Retired-Dave 06-04-2010 12:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Horny Dude (Post 17212772)
I HATE that Nextel push to talk chirp. I can't stand it when someone has to go back and fourth with a conversation and hear that annoying chirp. Fuck call them up and talk with them. Most times you can hear both parts of the conversation clear as day. Yesterday this girl in front on me at the store was using it and I wanted to smash that thing.
http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n...Nexteli580.jpg

That's funny but so true, no wonder they never took off.
Annoying.

cherrylula 06-04-2010 12:57 PM

Parents that let their kids run loose in stores.

ottopottomouse 06-04-2010 01:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Honez (Post 17212254)
Pine pollen! I think I have stock in Benadryl this week. :(

No real problems with pollen but I feel quite unwell around certain scents. I think i've got about a week left now before everything flowers here and i'm fucked for 6 weeks :(
Quote:

Originally Posted by Tam (Post 17212581)
We did that, we put a beware of dog sign out, you name it. It hasn't stopped them. I live in a redneck remote area, half these fuckers probably can't even read enough to read the damn signs. lmao

My dog sign made a big difference - along with a push button bell connected to nothing that they can stand out there and 'ring' :1orglaugh Anybody I actually want coming in that needs the dog shutting away can phone me.


The one thing I genuinely can't stand is laziness. Whether it's workshy dole scroungers or whether it's just people that expect someone else to fetch/carry for them.

spazlabz 06-04-2010 01:13 PM

Open doors that should be closed........like a refrigerator door, yes you open the door, get what you need and then CLOSE THE FUCKING DOOR!!!!!!!! please do not walk away from the fridge to prepare your little snack while leaving the door open... CLOSE THE FUCKING DOOR!!

Car doors are not meant to be left open for an extended amount of time...open the door, get out, remove any items that need to be retrieved and then CLOSE THE FUCKING DOOR!! CAN'T YOU SEE THE FUCKING DOME LIGHT ON?? SHUT THE FUCKING DOOR!!





ok ok, Im sorry, just lost my mind a little there...yeah I hate open doors that should be shut...whew

Semi-Retired-Dave 06-04-2010 01:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spazlabz (Post 17213019)
Open doors that should be closed........like a refrigerator door, yes you open the door, get what you need and then CLOSE THE FUCKING DOOR!!!!!!!! please do not walk away from the fridge to prepare your little snack while leaving the door open... CLOSE THE FUCKING DOOR!!

Car doors are not meant to be left open for an extended amount of time...open the door, get out, remove any items that need to be retrieved and then CLOSE THE FUCKING DOOR!! CAN'T YOU SEE THE FUCKING DOME LIGHT ON?? SHUT THE FUCKING DOOR!!





ok ok, Im sorry, just lost my mind a little there...yeah I hate open doors that should be shut...whew

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh
How do you really feel about doors being left open. :)

beerptrol 06-04-2010 01:18 PM

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Originally Posted by CyberAge-Dave (Post 17212785)
My famous line...Solutions, not problems.
Is she is complaining about it, she should go get it and resolve the drama. :thumbsup

Exactly, but she's all about the drama lol. :thumbsup

mvee 06-04-2010 01:20 PM

phone zombies texting while walking, not paying attention and getting in your way.

Tom_PM 06-04-2010 01:21 PM

I thought in the US anyway it was illegal to solicit someone who has a clearly visible no solicitors sign. Next time call the cops maybe. Kinda harsh, but the burden is on them.

ASW 06-04-2010 01:21 PM

i dont really like the sound of leaf blower's either speacily early in the morning by the lawn care people it wakes me up every time but i would have to say the most biggest thing i hate to hear of all would have to be bluegrass music lol just not my thing to hear :pimp

ottopottomouse 06-04-2010 01:23 PM

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Originally Posted by spazlabz (Post 17213019)
Open doors that should be closed

So you're the person that shuts things i've purposely left open :mad: :winkwink:

I do have neat and tidy OCD so that sort of thing bugs me too.

Quote:

Originally Posted by mvee (Post 17213055)
phone zombies texting while walking, not paying attention and getting in your way.

I ended up with one of them on the bonnet of my car a while ago after he tried to walk straight across a road without looking.

spazlabz 06-04-2010 01:24 PM

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Originally Posted by CyberAge-Dave (Post 17213028)
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh
How do you really feel about doors being left open. :)

they irritate me a tad

:1orglaugh


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