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Argos88 06-06-2010 11:42 PM

Do you use "Bidet" in your country?
 
I know that the Bidet is not used in some countries, but very popular in others where all bathrooms have a Bidet and it is a "must have".

What about you? Is it common to have a "Bidet" in bathrooms, in your country?

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...Bidet_side.jpg

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Coup 06-06-2010 11:45 PM

I wipe my ass with tree bark.. like a real man.

v4 media 06-07-2010 01:00 AM

I've got one but never used it normally.. it gets used to bath the ferret.

Antonio 06-07-2010 01:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coup (Post 17223618)
I wipe my ass with tree bark.. like a real man.

real men use sandpaper

Coup 06-07-2010 01:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Antonio (Post 17223707)
real men use sandpaper

getta load of dis here sissy boy with his fancy pants store bought sand paper :winkwink:

grumpy 06-07-2010 01:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coup (Post 17223618)
I wipe my ass with tree bark.. like a real man.

so you dont know where a bidet is for

Coup 06-07-2010 01:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by grumpy (Post 17223712)
so you dont know what a bidet is for

of course not, I live in the hollowed out carcass of an elk. LIKE A REAL MAN.

papill0n 06-07-2010 01:22 AM

i'm an aussie

we use a garden hose

$5 submissions 06-07-2010 01:37 AM

We don't have a standalone bidet here in the Philippines but there's a hose with nozzle next to a toilet. We've used bidets here FOREVER. It used to go by the name of "tabo"

Exo-Geoffrey 06-07-2010 03:21 AM

It's a must have here in Spain...

It's useless today. I removed it.

SGS 06-07-2010 03:31 AM

Used to keep beers cold in one when I was a teen.

seeandsee 06-07-2010 03:34 AM

In my country yes, but to shower out my legs, it's used for that.

munki 06-07-2010 04:17 AM

Why does that bidet have three dials?

BlackCrayon 06-07-2010 04:24 AM

i've always wondered how you use that thing. do you hover over it and wash your ass with your hand...what do you dry your ass with?

Inter-Sex 06-07-2010 04:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by munki (Post 17223924)
Why does that bidet have three dials?

1 is especially for alcohol. :winkwink:

HomerSimpson 06-07-2010 06:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by papill0n (Post 17223717)
i'm an aussie

we use a garden hose

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Serial Pervert 06-07-2010 06:55 AM

YES! sure.

MetaMan 06-07-2010 06:56 AM

In mother russia we dont wipe ass.

Juicy D. Links 06-07-2010 06:57 AM

do you wipe with TP first then use it or use the bidet first?

CaptainHowdy 06-07-2010 06:58 AM

Fortunately yes, we're not dogs you know...

amateurbfs 06-07-2010 08:59 AM

someones gotta know how they work.

Chosen 06-07-2010 09:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coup (Post 17223618)
I wipe my ass with tree bark.. like a real man.

:1orglaugh
Quote:

Originally Posted by Antonio (Post 17223707)
real men use sandpaper

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

fatfoo 06-07-2010 10:55 AM

Very uncommon.

k0nr4d 06-07-2010 11:11 AM

They are maybe in 1/5 houses here in Poland. I'm not really sure how you use one though


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