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Sandra Bullock plants Madonna-style "Kiss Of Death" on Scarlett Johannson @ MTV Movie Awards

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Sandra Bullock returned in rare form as America's Sweetheart Sunday night, soaking up lots of love at the MTV Movie Awards and even stealing a public smooch from Scarlett Johansson.

Take that, Jesse James.

Wearing a black, sequined micromini with a slashed back, "The Blind Side" star received a standing ovation as she accepted the Generation Award - MTV's version of a lifetime achievement honor.

"Is that an award for old people who have extended their welcome and should make nice and leave so someone new can come in?" Bullock asked. "If Madonna can suck the life force out of Brittany, Scarlett looks pretty tastey, right?" she said to cheers.

Johansson, who helped present the award, appeared caught off guard when "Miss Congeniality" began to lightly massage the much younger actress' breasts then buried her tongue deep in Johannson's gaping maw in front of the raucous Critics' Choice Movie Awards crowd.

After accommodating Johansson, Bullock croaked, "Now that we have done that, you may as well go shave your head. Your career is officially finished."

Bullock's dreamy life took a turn for the bizarre in March when just days after winning the Academy Award for Best Actress, she discovered her husband, motorcycle mechanic Jesse James, had a few strange proclivities of his own, namely having sex with heavily tattooed white supremacists.

Backstage, MTV veterans quietly expressed concern for Bullock's vulnerable public image. "Jesse is looking less and less like the bad guy everyday. First the negro baby adoption, now publicly molesting girls half her age? She crazy," quipped turntablist DJ Jazzy Jeff.

http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/20...xzz0qAuSHW Ag

:helpme

well, that's not exactly how it went down but sandra looked kick ass in that dress.

i thought that was the onion.

"Take that, Jesse James".

Way to try to keep a story alive, hack.

http://www.spiegel.de/images/image-9...eryV9-ptgt.jpg

i don't see Scarlett showing much resistance :Graucho

it was scripted perfectly, i was wondering the whole time wtf scarlet was doing on stage. then it all made sense, well done.

She should have kissed Betty White instead
http://assets.nydailynews.com/img/20...te_bullock.jpg

Bullock must be fucking horny as shit lately for girls.

Kinda sad if you ask me...

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Originally Posted by O MARINA (Post 17224599)

She should have kissed Betty White instead
http://assets.nydailynews.com/img/20...te_bullock.jpg

I second that...

Now that would be something worth seeing!

i guess jesse james kissed some mma fighter at a club later to get back at her.

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Originally Posted by O MARINA (Post 17224599)

She should have kissed Betty White instead
http://assets.nydailynews.com/img/20...te_bullock.jpg

Is that "REYMOND MOTHER" on left?

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Originally Posted by seeandsee (Post 17224802)

Is that "REYMOND MOTHER" on left?

it's ROSE from Golden Girls :)

Interesting story, thanks for sharing...

did it top the britney spears kiss?

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Originally Posted by madawgz (Post 17225019)

did it top the britney spears kiss?

nope, not at all

I think there needs to be video links on this thread.

Amazing - these performers have no stage fright.

I think the britney/madonna kiss was waaayyy better, but good for her for making a statement!

wtf prime time middle aged actress tongue kissing at mainstream award shows..
the world has changed for sure..

Where can I find the boob rubbing version of the video.

No sex tape in the history of the world would ever sell better than a Sandra Bullock Vs. Betty White lesbian tryst with good lighting. Yes... you do know it's true. :2 cents:

Vids or it didn't happen.

Sometimes she feels like a nut,sometime she don't