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Ethersync 06-08-2010 01:41 PM
What does a 157-year-old woman look like? This...
 
http://i48.tinypic.com/qzkg06.jpg :jerkoff

Quote:
Census records 157-year-old woman
Posted Mon Jun 7, 2010 10:23pm AEST

Estimates of the size and composition of Indonesia's booming population may remain just that despite an ongoing census, if the "discovery" of a 157-year-old woman is anything to go by.

Census officials have said they believe the woman's claims to have been born in 1853, when Giuseppe Verdi's La Traviata debuted in Venice, the Crimean War erupted and San Francisco got its first street signs at intersections.

"There's no authentic data to prove her age but judging from her statements and the age of her adopted daughter, who's now 108 years old, it's difficult to doubt it," statistics bureau official Jhonny Sardjono said Monday.

The only person verified to have lived past 120 years of age was Frenchwoman Jeanne Calment, who died in 1997 at the age of 122.

South Sumatran villager Turinah would be fully 35 years older than Calment when she died, according to officials. Even more incredible, she still works around the house and has smoked clove cigarettes all her life, Mr Sardjono said.

"Despite her age she still has an incredible memory, clear sight and has no hearing problems. She speaks Dutch quite fluently," he said.

Indonesia was a Dutch colony for hundreds of years until 1945.

He said Ms Turinah burnt all her identification documents to avoid being linked to an alleged communist coup in 1965.

Indonesia is the world's fourth most populous country with a population of around 240 million people. President Susilo Bambang Yudhoyono has said the census results will be important for future governance.
http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2...07/2920850.htm

CyberHustler 06-08-2010 01:56 PM
I fucked her...

thickcash_amo 06-08-2010 01:57 PM
She looks pretty good for that age!

seeandsee 06-08-2010 01:58 PM
i have 75 yrs, shhhhhh dont tell anybody

Dugan 06-08-2010 02:00 PM
bullshit

Ethersync 06-08-2010 02:01 PM
Quote:
"Despite her age she still has an incredible memory, clear sight and has no hearing problems. She speaks Dutch quite fluently," he said.
Clear sight? Her eyes look like they are skinned over :1orglaugh

DamnGoodRatio 06-08-2010 02:04 PM
She's so old she can't remember how old she is . . .

Konkan 06-08-2010 02:07 PM
she is transforming into male...

Scott McD 06-08-2010 02:09 PM
Susan Boyle ??

O MARINA 06-08-2010 02:11 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dugan (Post 17228933)
bullshit
wow 157 !
"There's no authentic data to prove her age but judging from her statements and the age of her adopted daughter, who's now 108 years old, it's difficult to doubt it," statistics bureau official Jhonny Sardjono said Monday.



she is a cutie for 100+ don't you think?
Looks fade anyway :)

PurrrsianPussyKat 06-08-2010 02:27 PM
Quote:
Even more incredible, she still works around the house and has smoked clove cigarettes all her life, Mr Sardjono said.
So all the people who are 60+ who walk with a cane and do nothing but complain are truly just a bunch of whiners. I knew it.

tiger 06-08-2010 02:39 PM
Damn 157 is crazy!

BFT3K 06-08-2010 03:16 PM
I do not believe she is that old - no way!

brassmonkey 06-08-2010 03:22 PM
im masturbating

mikeyddddd 06-08-2010 03:38 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 17229179)
im masturbating

DudeRick 06-08-2010 04:19 PM
I was expecting Helen Thomas...

http://cdn.picapp.com/ftp/Images/1/d...alist_3143.jpg

CYF 06-08-2010 04:23 PM
no way would I want to live that long

DEA - banned for life 06-08-2010 04:26 PM
i wonder what her pussy smells like

GatorB 06-08-2010 04:46 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ethersync (Post 17228857)
You're fucking retarded. That's Jeanne Calment who died in 1997 at the age of 122. which ot this day is the world record.

Spunky 06-08-2010 04:52 PM
Damn,I'll be lucky to see 60

TrashyContent 06-08-2010 05:00 PM
Hmmmm
 
I was going to say she doesnt look indonisian ! :1orglaugh

Cyber Fucker 06-08-2010 08:17 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by DudeRick (Post 17229323)
:party-smi

EliteWebmaster 06-08-2010 08:19 PM
Oh damn, I knew I should not have clicked on this thread. It's one of those threads you know it's not going to be pretty but yet you still need to click on it.

That is downright scary. It's the scariest thing I've been in weeks :(

CunningStunt 06-08-2010 08:28 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Spunky (Post 17229404)
Damn,I'll be lucky to see 60
:1orglaugh I was going to say I'm happy to have made 40. Anything else now is a plus.

brassmonkey 06-08-2010 08:54 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by CunningStunt (Post 17229805)
:1orglaugh I was going to say I'm happy to have made 40. Anything else now is a plus.
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh borrowed time

NetHorse 06-09-2010 02:16 AM
157 my asshole...I think she is delusional.

PenisFace 06-09-2010 02:20 AM
If I make to 100 years old, you all have permission to throw me off a bridge. Even if I object. Because if I object, I am delusional and should be put out of my ancient misery.


Thanks in advance. (ill be too angry to thank you at the time).

mikke 06-09-2010 02:55 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by NanoBot (Post 17228905)
I fucked her...
probably also your grandpa fucked her.. :2 cents:

madawgz 06-09-2010 02:58 AM
hopefully by the time i am 60 we will have some medication to last till 200 or 300 years old :)

Catalyst 06-09-2010 03:28 AM
What is the "after market" on a 157 year old pussy?

Chosen 06-09-2010 06:45 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by NanoBot (Post 17228905)
I fucked her...
Congrats :1orglaugh

Scott McD 06-09-2010 06:51 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by CunningStunt (Post 17229805)
I was going to say I'm happy to have made 40. Anything else now is a plus.
I think my target is 50. So i have 21 years left to aim for.

I don't wanna live till 80 or whatever and have to rely on somone to help me. Fuck that shit. I wanna be long gone before then...

sperbonzo 06-09-2010 06:56 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Scott McD (Post 17230768)
I think my target is 50. So i have 21 years left to aim for.

I don't wanna live till 80 or whatever and have to rely on somone to help me. Fuck that shit. I wanna be long gone before then...

Relax.... the way things are going, by the time you hit 80, if you take care of yourself and stay in shape, you will still be totally independant and functional.


.

stickyfingerz 06-09-2010 07:05 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Scott McD (Post 17230768)
I think my target is 50. So i have 21 years left to aim for.

I don't wanna live till 80 or whatever and have to rely on somone to help me. Fuck that shit. I wanna be long gone before then...
Shit 80 isn't even that old. 50? Are you kidding? Ill still look 30 at 50 lol

CaptainHowdy 06-09-2010 07:09 AM
Alrighty then...

Raf1 06-09-2010 07:42 AM
dude, that looks like Jeanne Calment to me...

raven1083 06-09-2010 07:44 AM
don't want to live that long!!damn!!

Waiter 06-09-2010 07:44 AM
can we change the subject , please ... lol

Ethersync 06-09-2010 07:45 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by raven1083 (Post 17230918)
don't want to live that long!!damn!!
I would love to as long as my brain still worked and I was not in diapers.

Slappin Fish 06-09-2010 07:50 AM
Wrong pic, that is the 122 year old lady..

nikki99 06-09-2010 10:54 AM
good or her , I want to reach 100 years :)

borked 06-09-2010 11:11 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Slappin Fish (Post 17230938)
Wrong pic, that is the 122 year old lady..
Yup, the French woman, Jeanne Calment.

This made me chuckle:

Quote:
Calment became ill with influenza shortly before her 116th birthday.[14] She smoked until the age of 117, only five years before her death.[14][1] Calment smoked from the age of 21 (1896), though according to an unspecified source, Calment smoked no more than two cigarettes per day.[15] She ascribed her longevity and relatively youthful appearance for her age to olive oil, which she said she poured on all her food and rubbed onto her skin, as well as a diet of port wine, and ate nearly one kilo of chocolate every week.[10]

Ethersync 06-09-2010 11:17 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by borked (Post 17231554)
Yup, the French woman, Jeanne Calment.

This made me chuckle:
Someone needs to get to Indonesia and get a photo of this 157 year-old. The blog I saw this on used the French woman's photo.

Martin 06-09-2010 12:08 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by PurrrsianPussyKat (Post 17228997)
So all the people who are 60+ who walk with a cane and do nothing but complain are truly just a bunch of whiners. I knew it.
This made me lol.

smutnut 06-09-2010 12:43 PM
I'd fuck her :thumbsup

mattz 06-09-2010 12:58 PM
wow 157 years old, who would want to live that long

Ethersync 06-09-2010 01:00 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by sperbonzo (Post 17230780)
Relax.... the way things are going, by the time you hit 80, if you take care of yourself and stay in shape, you will still be totally independant and functional.
...and with a cabinet full of prescription drugs :)

If I don't hit triple age digits I'll be pissed.


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