Wax On, Fuck Off - the Ralph Macchio Story
 

Just saw this on Funny Or Die:




:1orglaugh I love it. Glad he stopped rocking the beard. I don't know if any of you saw Maccio in more recent years, but the facial hair looked all wrong on him, like a bad Gene Parmesean disguise.

He's always going to look like a little kid. Good to see him owning it. :thumbsup

lol......

http://webhollis.com/albums/Funny-Forum/KarateKid.jpg

Holy shit, this was fucking funny.

That was indeed funny... but, also kind of sad. lol

I have an autographed picture of Pat Morita as Mr. Miyagi that I hang behind my desk. I use Mr. Miyagi as a management / teaching tool.

Pretty much anyone who's ever worked for me has seen the original Karate Kid. I walk them through the whole training / chores scenario, "Remember when Mr. Miyagi made Danielsan wax the cars, sand the deck, paint the fence? Daniel got all mad because he thought Mr. Miyagi was being a dick and just was getting a kick out of making him do bullshit work and wasting his time... But then it turned out that he was making him do it so he would learn the basics of karate and be able to defend himself..." etc etc

The point being if I tell you to do something a certain way- even if you don't understand why- there's a fucking reason behind it. :2 cents: :1orglaugh

Great LOL on that one!

Okay, so the beard failed. How about if he tried dreadlocks and mean ass Technoviking-style goatee?

anyone, an imdb link to this movie?

if this is (or will be) a real movie, it'll kick ass karate kid style ;D

One of the dumbest movie franchise ever. And the remake with Jackie Chan and Will Smith's son is even dumber :1orglaugh

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Holy crap he is 48 years old

pretty funny

Favorite movie of all time, 1 and 2, not 3 and the next karate kid of course.

not too much

Brilliant

Karate Kid or "how americans started to get in bed with orientalism"??

you should see him in beer league with artie lange... classic

funny or die rocks.....






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hehe that was pretty damn funny. I liked how they snuck in Bill Gates mugshot.

bonzai motherfucker!

LOL So funny of Ralph to do it!

It pisses me off that they put Will Smith's son in the remake. Having Jackie Chan sounds great and I've heard he does a good job. But putting that too-young kid in it, just because of who his dad is, totally screwed any chance the flick had of being good. Hello, Daniel-san is a white guy, okay? Should have used Shia LePoof - he looks about 15.

starting that kid off in a major feature film will prove to be a mistake.

Oh man... too much!!! :1orglaugh

that was radical

I love it when people actually have a sense of humor and can make fun of themselves. That was great.

I agree. If this kid was tied to the project they should have waited a few years or used someone else.

I don't really have issue with them using a black kid, but the reason it doesn't work as well with younger kids, IMO, is because the violence isn't really real. I think kids at that age need to be taught conflict resolution, not martial arts, to deal with their problems.

Not saying Martial Arts is bad for kids, I think its great- keeps them fit, teaches them discepline and keeps them occupied and out of trouble. I just don't think you should put them in karate so they can become a better fighter on the playground.

When you're 10, 11, 12 a fight is usually just a punch to the nose and some grappeling. Every now and then a kid will get a serious beat down, but bullying is rarely serious at that age. It feels serious at the time, but the worst a kid is probably going to get is a bloody nose or some skinned knees.

16, 17, 18 shit gets real. Serious beat downs get delivered and you're talking about broken bones, trips to the hospital, etc. You need to know how to defend yourself.

Just my :2 cents:

LOL @ "A Never Coming of Age Story"

I need a BJ from an 18 year old beauty. Arrange it and don't fucking ask questions. The answer will become clear once I've shot my load.

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Ralph: "I just wanna get photographed getting a handjob from you - I'll pay cash."
Hooker: "Oh you so sweet baby, why don't you come back when you turn 18, okay?"
Ralph: "God damn, you know I'm 48 years old?!!"

:1orglaugh

Ralph's a good sport for doing this :thumbsup Hilarious video.

Bonzai motherfucker!! :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

From IMDB:

http://www2.pictures.gi.zimbio.com/N...zRjDQH1zQl.jpg

If he is not at least coloring his hair the guy needs to patent and license his DNA :1orglaugh

Sweet video.

I think Karate Kid was huge for me. I have a black belt and I used to detail cars for a living.

So many people did the wax on wax of thing to me. Funny shit!

Epic! Ralph scored huge points for doing that.

Holy shit I thought that was a joke when they said he was 48. WOW. He looks great, he should start selling some stay young type stuff on infomercials he would make a fortune.

That was outstanding!

Just read this about it.

http://popwatch.ew.com/2010/06/11/ra...ax-on-fck-off/

the original movie is on right now.. hilarious..

"get him a body bag!!"

http://whall.org/blog/files/sweep-the-leg.jpg

Super funny... he looks good for 48....

Good Read :thumbsup

Really cool to read the who came up with what part / line, etc.

"I said I would only do the crane again if it was on my terms." I know that was a serious part but it made me LOL> :1orglaugh

That's the kids third movie, he did that one with his dad and there's one more

Link removed :/

I gotcha covered- http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/c8a...-ralph-macchio

Enjoy! :thumbsup

This guy is the best!

Har har..loved the smiley face coke mound.he's my age now

And cutting said mound with a Costco card wtih an empty crayon paper nearby to use for a snorter.