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DateDoc 06-11-2010 07:13 AM

Van Der Sloot says he knows where Natalee Holloway's body is
 
More BS to get to Aruba as he will only tell Aruba officials? Is jail better in Aruba than Peru? Hard to believe this guy on much of anything.

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LIMA, Peru ? Dutch murder suspect Joran van der Sloot told police investigators that he knows the location of the body of missing U.S. teen Natalee Holloway, the chief of Peru's criminal police said.

"He let slip that he knew the place where this person was buried," Gen. Cesar Guardia told The Associated Press.

Guardia said, however, that the 22-year-old Dutchman told investigators "he would only testify (on the matter) before Aruba authorities."

Guardia said that he didn't know how seriously to take Van der Sloot's statement given his history of dubious statements about the 2005 disappearance in Aruba of the Alabama teen.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100611/.../van_der_sloot

ShellyCrash 06-11-2010 08:05 AM

Yeah, I think right about now he's willing to give it up w/ the hopes he can get a cell in Aruba over a cell in Peru, not going to work that way I'm afraid.

With the Peru case even if they throw his confession out the video of him going in the room with her and then coming out solo is pretty airtight. I don't think he'll make it out of peruvian prison alive.

marketsmart 06-11-2010 08:09 AM

i hope he gets raped and tortured for at least a year before they kill him in prison....






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dyna mo 06-11-2010 08:11 AM

that's what started the peru shit to begin with, he was extorting the family for $250k to tell them where her body his, fbi fronted him $15k for the info, he used that to go to peru.

SpongeBub 06-11-2010 09:14 AM

I guarantee you that if they shook up a can of coke and shot it up his nose, he'd tell them where her body was before they could shake up a second can. That is one of the most painfull things you can imagine.

RadicalSights 06-11-2010 09:20 AM

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Originally Posted by SpongeBub (Post 17237982)
I guarantee you that if they shook up a can of coke and shot it up his nose, he'd tell them where her body was before they could shake up a second can. That is one of the most painfull things you can imagine.

Just tried it. Felt pretty good.

ShellyCrash 06-11-2010 09:22 AM

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Originally Posted by SpongeBub (Post 17237982)
I guarantee you that if they shook up a can of coke and shot it up his nose, he'd tell them where her body was before they could shake up a second can. That is one of the most painfull things you can imagine.

I've never heard of that before. LEarn something new every day :thumbsup

dyna mo 06-11-2010 09:24 AM

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Originally Posted by SpongeBub (Post 17237982)
I guarantee you that if they shook up a can of coke and shot it up his nose, he'd tell them where her body was before they could shake up a second can. That is one of the most painfull things you can imagine.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

well, we we were kids we used to see which one of us could down a 2 liter bottle of coke all at once, i had much of what i was chuggin come back out through my nose and yes, i cried.


:upsidedow

Nikki_Licks 06-11-2010 09:33 AM

I heard on the news this morning that he has admitted to killing another girl or girls...

_Richard_ 06-11-2010 09:46 AM

arubian authorities should just leave it to the peruvian prison system

lazycash 06-11-2010 10:03 AM

I'm sure they could still identify Natalee's bones if Joran would tell them exactly where he left her, but after 5 years her body has to be fully decomposed.

dicksman42 06-11-2010 11:56 AM

Yeah,that's a ploy to try get out of Peru.They ain't buying that bullshit tho.He's gonna get his ass punished literally for the next couple decades.

sperbonzo 06-11-2010 11:59 AM

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Originally Posted by dicksman42 (Post 17238518)
Yeah,that's a ploy to try get out of Peru.They ain't buying that bullshit tho.He's gonna get his ass punished literally for the next couple decades.

Bingo!!!


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kristin 06-11-2010 12:01 PM

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Originally Posted by SpongeBub (Post 17237982)
I guarantee you that if they shook up a can of coke and shot it up his nose, he'd tell them where her body was before they could shake up a second can. That is one of the most painfull things you can imagine.

Wow, no shit.

I never would have thought of that.

kristin 06-11-2010 12:02 PM

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Originally Posted by lazycash (Post 17238176)
I'm sure they could still identify Natalee's bones if Joran would tell them exactly where he left her, but after 5 years her body has to be fully decomposed.

The teeth should be able to do it.

RadicalSights 06-11-2010 02:43 PM

He's better off dead


Black Ops 06-11-2010 03:45 PM

I spent a night drinking with him in Cambodia. Didn't know it was "him" until many months after. He was a pretty fun guy to hang with.

JaneB 06-11-2010 08:06 PM

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Originally Posted by lazycash (Post 17238176)
I'm sure they could still identify Natalee's bones if Joran would tell them exactly where he left her, but after 5 years her body has to be fully decomposed.



They can match dental records or get Mitochondrial DNA from the bones.

sortie 06-11-2010 09:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Black Ops (Post 17239144)
I spent a night drinking with him in Cambodia. Didn't know it was "him" until many months after. He was a pretty fun guy to hang with.

Yeah, it was pretty cool of him not to kill you. :helpme

kmanrox 06-12-2010 01:27 AM

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Originally Posted by JaneB (Post 17239629)
They can match dental records or get Mitochondrial DNA from the bones.

he's got a thing about dumping them into the ocean tho.... i dont think he can produce a location... i read somewhere that in peru he was gonna put the body into a bag then take her to the ocean but he thought he'd get caught dragging the bags out so he opted to just flee... sounds like his thoughts were 'what would dad have me do'?


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