Whores wear multiple rings theory
 

Something to look for next time your at the bar.

It's a dead give away who the freak-a-deaks are, I am starting to notice that women who wear multiple rings on both hands are super nasty. I'm not talking about just one thumb or pinky ring but like a thumb and pinky ring on each hand with like two rings on the middle finger or index finger. It's almost like they are wearing their whole jewelery box on both hands.

One on the pinky she likes it in the stinky.

One on the middle finger and index finger, she most likely masturbates anywhere anytime.

One on the thumb is a sign of taking it in the bum.

Classy bars you go to...

What can you tell us about her?

Judging by her short finger nails she masturbates twice a day....

Good thing my girl doesn't wear any rings... :winkwink:

my girlfriend used to wear a ton of rings but the number has gone down over the years..she's losing the whore in her. *tear*

People who actually get laid don't have to ponder such meaningless theories.

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