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leedsfan 06-16-2010 12:35 PM

American Beer is like making love in a canoe...
 
......Fucking close to water!!!!!!!!

ok so I heard that a few years ago, but given the dutch girls got kicked out of a stadium in South Africa for wearing a teeshirt with no branding on it, because Fifa is trying to protect Budweiser (a main sponsor), I thought it was topical.

:thumbsup

now I can prepare my self for the backlash of morons who want to tell me that Coors light is the worlds best tasting beer because its cold.....

umbralui 06-16-2010 12:42 PM

go in germany and try it again

baddog 06-16-2010 01:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by leedsfan (Post 17252217)
......Fucking close to water!!!!!!!!

You need to get out more. :2 cents:


http://www.gotbaddog.com/galleries/1...-CO340_big.jpg


http://www.gotbaddog.com/galleries/1...mpany8_big.jpg


http://www.gotbaddog.com/galleries/6...bara12_big.jpg

geedub 06-16-2010 01:06 PM

Plenty of delicious beer in the USA but you'll never find it bottled by some corporate turds.

sortie 06-16-2010 01:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by leedsfan (Post 17252217)
......Fucking close to water!!!!!!!!
...

Maybe true, but a few years ago I drank Canadian beer for 2 weeks and haven't
been able to take a normal shit since. :1orglaugh

Bird 06-16-2010 01:07 PM

this shit ain't no water

http://www.eatmedaily.com/wordpress/.../02/sierra.jpg

BestXXXPorn 06-16-2010 01:13 PM

Massively commercialized American beer is for sure :)

However America is home to some of the finest microbreweries out there, you're drinkin' the wrong stuff!

leedsfan 06-16-2010 01:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BestXXXPorn (Post 17252534)
Massively commercialized American beer is for sure :)

However America is home to some of the finest microbreweries out there, you're drinkin' the wrong stuff!

actually having lived in California for 2 years I tried a ton of microbrew beer that was fabulous. I was hyper generalizing for the sake of a cheap joke. Kinda like Bud...a cheap joke that is...

donkevlar 06-16-2010 01:32 PM

Out more... as in you and another man drinking way too much beer, alone?

leedsfan 06-16-2010 02:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by donkevlar (Post 17252779)
Out more... as in you and another man drinking way too much beer, alone?

ssssh. i dont think you were supposed to notice that.

leedsfan 06-16-2010 02:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sortie (Post 17252451)
Maybe true, but a few years ago I drank Canadian beer for 2 weeks and haven't been able to take a normal shit since. :1orglaugh

ouch. Most Candian commercialized beer is the same as US beer though, and produced by the same companies these days.


also for the record I'm not Canadian.

baddog 06-16-2010 02:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by donkevlar (Post 17252779)
Out more... as in you and another man drinking way too much beer, alone?

Let's see . . . first pic was Cortez, CO, with goodgirl,
Second was a micro brewery in Escondido, CA with seven friends and family
Third is with my son in Santa Barbara.

As far as the too much beer comment, what kind of a pussy are you? Less than two beers in the second two pics, and maybe 2.5 in the first.

TeenSluts 06-16-2010 02:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by donkevlar (Post 17252779)
Out more... as in you and another man drinking way too much beer, alone?

looooooool

xNetworx 06-16-2010 02:46 PM

STFU :winkwink:

http://www.brewbrain.com/Brew%20Brai...0Guy%20Ale.jpg

leedsfan 06-16-2010 02:56 PM

nice looking american beer
Quote:

Originally Posted by pimpporn (Post 17253403)

versus shitty american beer
http://www.liquordan.com/images/beer2.jpg

donkevlar 06-16-2010 03:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog (Post 17253279)
Let's see . . . first pic was Cortez, CO, with goodgirl,
Second was a micro brewery in Escondido, CA with seven friends and family
Third is with my son in Santa Barbara.

As far as the too much beer comment, what kind of a pussy are you? Less than two beers in the second two pics, and maybe 2.5 in the first.

You hung out with someone who may be a girl!

You have family!

Your sperm made a son!

You're just about perfect, let's work on your sense of humor and alcoholism a bit though.

DateDoc 06-16-2010 03:49 PM

You can go ask most people that are into beer around the world where the best beer is being brewed these days and they will say the USA! The craft beer movement has taken off and even in a bad economy is seeing huge growth and producing world class beers.

sortie 06-16-2010 03:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by leedsfan (Post 17253196)
ouch. Most Candian commercialized beer is the same as US beer though, and produced by the same companies these days.


also for the record I'm not Canadian.

I didn't mean to imply you were Canadian, just quoting an experience.

But, at no time while in Canada did I think I was drinking American beer. No way.
I consider the CA beer to be better, even if not my favortie.(Except LaBatts..fuck that shit!)

Doesn't matter if the same company does make it because they will still use a different
brewing process.

Brewers in America have regulations they must obey when making beer and those laws
prevent them from making a beer that would be exactly equal to a German beer.
Otherwise it would be done in a heart beat or imported.

We can't legally import full German beer, the brewer must make a separate beer
under the same label to sell in America.

I only referenced German beer because that is the best known example.

Overload 06-16-2010 03:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DateDoc (Post 17253810)
You can go ask most people that are into beer around the world where the best beer is being brewed these days and they will say the USA! The craft beer movement has taken off and even in a bad economy is seeing huge growth and producing world class beers.

yuck ... SO wrong!!! US beer best? ack, puke - NO! i was a beer bottle collector in my twen years sampling nearly 1900(!!!) sorts of beer travelling the world and US beer stands out - but negatively :( its pasteurized diluted panther piss! altho from germany, i'd vote for AUSTRIA to have the BEST beer on earth (their reinheitsgebot is even stricter than in germany and they brew it with clear mountain well water) ... serious; come to germany to have a good one, go to austria for the best :2 cents: edit: czech beer is pretty good as well (remember, budweiser originated there but its image was ruined by its same name US brew crap)

sortie 06-16-2010 03:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DateDoc (Post 17253810)
You can go ask most people that are into beer around the world where the best beer is being brewed these days and they will say the USA! The craft beer movement has taken off and even in a bad economy is seeing huge growth and producing world class beers.

Where are you hearing this???

I could blindfold myself and stumble into a sewer and get washed down the
Rhine River and still come up with a better beer in the first German hell hole pub I see.

CaptainHowdy 06-16-2010 03:58 PM

Gotta admit I like belgian beer much better...

rogueteens 06-16-2010 04:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DateDoc (Post 17253810)
You can go ask most people that are into beer around the world where the best beer is being brewed these days and they will say the USA! The craft beer movement has taken off and even in a bad economy is seeing huge growth and producing world class beers.

LOL, i dont think so, for real ales its the UK and for lager its western mainland europe

leedsfan 06-16-2010 04:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rogueteens (Post 17253966)
LOL, i dont think so, for real ales its the UK and for lager its western mainland europe

yup









its true

$5 submissions 06-16-2010 04:45 PM

Close to water?! I don't think so....... try ANCHOR STEAM or SAM ADAMS

Vendzilla 06-16-2010 04:50 PM

I agree, get out more, there are some great beers in the US

TrainWreckContent 06-16-2010 04:51 PM

anyone ever tried brewing their own? i have a friend who does and it isnt bad...

MaDalton 06-16-2010 04:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Overload (Post 17253846)
yuck ... SO wrong!!! US beer best? ack, puke - NO! i was a beer bottle collector in my twen years sampling nearly 1900(!!!) sorts of beer travelling the world and US beer stands out - but negatively :( its pasteurized diluted panther piss! altho from germany, i'd vote for AUSTRIA to have the BEST beer on earth (their reinheitsgebot is even stricter than in germany and they brew it with clear mountain well water) ... serious; come to germany to have a good one, go to austria for the best :2 cents: edit: czech beer is pretty good as well (remember, budweiser originated there but its image was ruined by its same name US brew crap)

i had almost agreed with you, but i still prefer a Jever over any austrian beer (and they have a lot crappy ones too)

and theres nothing better than a fresh Pilsener Urquell right from the tab - living in CZ has some advantages :drinkup

http://wallpapers.fun4you.cz/walls/w1091/658_e.jpg

btw, Baddog, notice the foam? no foam = no beer :upsidedow

Overload 06-16-2010 05:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaDalton (Post 17254040)
i had almost agreed with you, but i still prefer a Jever over any austrian beer (and they have a lot crappy ones too)

and theres nothing better than a fresh Pilsener Urquell right from the tab - living in CZ has some advantages :drinkup

http://wallpapers.fun4you.cz/walls/w1091/658_e.jpg

btw, Baddog, notice the foam? no foam = no beer :upsidedow

aye, SAMSON, STAROPRAMEN and BUDVAR are enjoyable too :winkwink:
btw, the two top beer consuming nations are ...
1) CZ
2) DE
:winkwink:

rogueteens 06-16-2010 05:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Overload (Post 17254057)
aye, SAMSON, STAROPRAMEN and BUDVAR are enjoyable too :winkwink:
btw, the two top beer consuming nations are ...
1) CZ
2) DE
:winkwink:

almost but not quite ... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of...ion_per_capita

MaDalton 06-16-2010 05:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rogueteens (Post 17254085)

but thats from 2004 ;)

one of the reasons CZ leads could be cause mostly all women drink beer too (and sometimes a lot!) - something that is much less common in Germany for example. they should put that into their investigation, i'd like to know if thats true

Sid70 06-16-2010 05:30 PM

Before I quit drinking beer i liked Heineken the best.

rogueteens 06-16-2010 05:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaDalton (Post 17254097)
but thats from 2004 ;)

My bad, you are correct. It is.

DateDoc 06-16-2010 10:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Overload (Post 17253846)
yuck ... SO wrong!!! US beer best? ack, puke - NO! i was a beer bottle collector in my twen years sampling nearly 1900(!!!) sorts of beer travelling the world and US beer stands out - but negatively :( its pasteurized diluted panther piss! altho from germany, i'd vote for AUSTRIA to have the BEST beer on earth (their reinheitsgebot is even stricter than in germany and they brew it with clear mountain well water) ... serious; come to germany to have a good one, go to austria for the best :2 cents: edit: czech beer is pretty good as well (remember, budweiser originated there but its image was ruined by its same name US brew crap)

Quote:

Originally Posted by sortie (Post 17253857)
Where are you hearing this???

I could blindfold myself and stumble into a sewer and get washed down the
Rhine River and still come up with a better beer in the first German hell hole pub I see.

Quote:

Originally Posted by rogueteens (Post 17253966)
LOL, i dont think so, for real ales its the UK and for lager its western mainland europe

You've probably only had mass produced crappy beer from the US. As for a source as to who else thinks US beer is at the forefront of craft beer - Michael Jackson said so and if you know beer you will know that is Michael jackson 'The Beer Hunter' (from England, now deceased) and not the pop star. Go out and try a beer from one of the following and then get back to me:

Dogfish Head
Stone
Lagunitas
The Breuery
GreenFlash
Full Sail
Deschutes
Hair of the Dog
Oskar Blues
AVBC
Boulder Beer
Ommegang
Avery
Bear Republic
Allagash
Brooklyn

or one of the many, many more craft breweries in the US!

EliteWebmaster 06-16-2010 10:56 PM

If you are talking about the normal beer that most regular Joe drinks, then yes, in some ways, you are right. But make no mistake about it, there are some very good American Beer that are exclusive to certain establishments and specially brewed for the connoisseurs :)

Paul Markham 06-17-2010 03:19 AM

US micro brewery beer is pretty good. But for the best beer in the world try the micro breweries of South Western England. They call it ale down there and some will knock your socks off. And some will make you drunk as a skunk after a few glasses. :drinkup

UniqueD 06-17-2010 08:37 AM

Drink a couple bottles of this water,

http://media.nowpublic.net/images//2...da61e77a31.jpg

DateDoc 06-17-2010 09:11 AM

:thumbsup
Quote:

Originally Posted by UniqueD (Post 17256703)
Drink a couple bottles of this water,

http://media.nowpublic.net/images//2...da61e77a31.jpg


marcop 06-17-2010 09:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by leedsfan (Post 17252718)
actually having lived in California for 2 years I tried a ton of microbrew beer that was fabulous. I was hyper generalizing for the sake of a cheap joke. Kinda like Bud...a cheap joke that is...

Most of the microbrew beer in the US is waaaaaaaaay too hoppy for me. Though I was in Ukiah (Northern CA) a few months ago, and tried some Ukiah Brewing Co. beer that was brewed with very few hops, and I liked it a lot.

RyuLion 06-17-2010 09:27 AM

yeah go to a Yard House and get a non-bud..

Tom_PM 06-17-2010 09:34 AM

I'm thinking of picking up a homebrew kit just for kicks.

American beer is inexpensive though right? 10 bucks a 12 pack or so.

DEA - banned for life 06-17-2010 09:39 AM

this thread is worthless without tits !

http://www.tittyblog.com/titties/bee...ying-boobs.jpg
http://www.spooncraft.com/wp-content.../beer-maid.jpg

DEA - banned for life 06-17-2010 09:40 AM

http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2009/...81690-Beer.jpg

fatfoo 06-17-2010 10:38 AM

These chicks with beer are funny.
Interesting photo: see: Karen O (singer) with champagne.
Karen O is hot. She does not do porn, I think.

uno 06-17-2010 01:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DateDoc (Post 17254751)
You've probably only had mass produced crappy beer from the US. As for a source as to who else thinks US beer is at the forefront of craft beer - Michael Jackson said so and if you know beer you will know that is Michael jackson 'The Beer Hunter' (from England, now deceased) and not the pop star. Go out and try a beer from one of the following and then get back to me:

Dogfish Head
Stone
Lagunitas
The Breuery
GreenFlash
Full Sail
Deschutes
Hair of the Dog
Oskar Blues
AVBC
Boulder Beer
Ommegang
Avery
Bear Republic
Allagash
Brooklyn

or one of the many, many more craft breweries in the US!

http://www.crickethillbrewery.com/ makes some pretty great beer also. The brewery is about 5 mins away and they have parties every friday there with free beer.

red-xxx 06-17-2010 02:20 PM

The South West of the UK and Wales are great for really good craft ciders, but for really trendy UK real ale fans 'Brew Dog' are making some great beer...I just couldn't get my hands on any Tactical Nuclear Penguin at 32% I think that would get my knickers off:thumbsup

Why 06-17-2010 05:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by geedub (Post 17252420)
Plenty of delicious beer in the USA but you'll never find it bottled by some corporate turds.

exactly!!!


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