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MetaMan 06-16-2010 08:49 PM

When you are eating a chick out from behind do you ever take a whiff of her asscrack?
 
:thumbsup

tical 06-16-2010 08:55 PM

I have to admit. I tell myself not to do it, especially with randoms... but then I get this urge to know if she's *clean* or not.

Only one way to find out. After that, I just breathe through my mouth. Haha

Barefootsies 06-16-2010 08:57 PM

Get down with same salad tossing foo.

:thumbsup

MetaMan 06-16-2010 08:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Barefootsies (Post 17254499)
Get down with same salad tossing foo.

:thumbsup

Quote:

Originally Posted by tical (Post 17254492)
I have to admit. I tell myself not to do it, especially with randoms... but then I get this urge to know if she's *clean* or not.

Only one way to find out. After that, I just breathe through my mouth. Haha

lol licking ass is my fetish yo.

i remember this onetime i was at a pub and this chick from cancun goes "so we go back to hotel". i was like ummmm yes. i told myself i wasnt going to do it. but i did anyway. :1orglaugh

it is to hard not to in the moment. you get that urge of fuck it im gonna pound this bitch may as well slip the tongue in. :1orglaugh

CunningStunt 06-16-2010 08:59 PM

You eat girls out? Are you gay?

MetaMan 06-16-2010 09:03 PM

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Originally Posted by CunningStunt (Post 17254503)
You eat girls out? Are you gay?

sounds like you have a very huge clit i am guessing that's what you mean by this post?

Spunky 06-16-2010 09:04 PM

It's even better after a night of dancing or after a long work day

MetaMan 06-16-2010 09:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Spunky (Post 17254513)
It's even better after a night of dancing or after a long work day

SALTY.daddy like. :thumbsup

Barefootsies 06-16-2010 09:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 17254502)
lol licking ass is my fetish yo.

i remember this onetime i was at a pub and this chick from cancun goes "so we go back to hotel". i was like ummmm yes. i told myself i wasnt going to do it. but i did anyway. :1orglaugh

it is to hard not to in the moment. you get that urge of fuck it im gonna pound this bitch may as well slip the tongue in. :1orglaugh

I feel you hoss.

I only did it to get them to suck my balls, and eat out my asshole. That deal when you have to give them oral, to get oral type thing. Although, that is something you typically only have to do with 'randoms'.

Anyway, throw them in the shower or bath before sex, and then spread the cheeks and dine on her asshole before feeding her yours.
:thumbsup

96ukssob 06-16-2010 09:08 PM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 17254515)
SALTY.daddy like. :thumbsup

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

BFT3K 06-16-2010 09:32 PM

Gross! I do NOT appreciate the smell of poo!

A girl can NEVER be too clean!

CunningStunt 06-16-2010 09:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 17254511)
sounds like you have a very huge clit i am guessing that's what you mean by this post?

Lolz. I think that line was from a Sopranos episode when one of the mafia bosses didn't want to admit to anyone he ate out his wife, in case they thought he was less of a man or something :1orglaugh

EliteWebmaster 06-16-2010 10:36 PM

I would not eat a girl out unless I was drunk or it was a special occasion. They are filthy creatures, guys fuck girls if they are decently hot, it's our nature.

Girls fuck guys based on the size of guys wallets, trust me, I know from experience. The minute they see me pull up in my car, I can be some douche who treats them like dirt but they will still fuck me at the end of the night just as long as you are rich or rich in their eyes.

So my point is women are not picky in terms of looks, or hygeine so you are crazy if you think I am sticking my face in some girl's snatch for a taste test. I might as well prebook a visit to the STD health clinic :1orglaugh

Unless they are talent, that might be a different story. For regular girls, forget it :disgust

PornstarXS 06-16-2010 10:45 PM

CunningStunt , it was something like that on Sopranos. Uncle Jr, tony soprano's uncle (in his 60s or 70s) was eating his girlfriend's pussy. And she bragged about it - Uncle Jr gave her some bitch slaps and dumped her skeeve ass. I guess if a mob cappo eats pussy - it makes you a pussy, makes you submissive. Funny, because he eventually got committed to the funny farm

MetaMan 06-16-2010 10:57 PM

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Originally Posted by EliteWebmaster (Post 17254731)
I would not eat a girl out unless I was drunk or it was a special occasion. They are filthy creatures, guys fuck girls if they are decently hot, it's our nature.

Girls fuck guys based on the size of guys wallets, trust me, I know from experience. The minute they see me pull up in my car, I can be some douche who treats them like dirt but they will still fuck me at the end of the night just as long as you are rich or rich in their eyes.

So my point is women are not picky in terms of looks, or hygeine so you are crazy if you think I am sticking my face in some girl's snatch for a taste test. I might as well prebook a visit to the STD health clinic :1orglaugh

Unless they are talent, that might be a different story. For regular girls, forget it :disgust

i aint rich (yet) and i get smoking hot chicks constantly. but i have a big dank. and i am a big dude but also have that youthful look to me. girls love it.

dunno but i dont think about other guys' danks when i am eating them out LOL.

EliteWebmaster 06-16-2010 11:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 17254758)
i aint rich (yet) and i get smoking hot chicks constantly. but i have a big dank. and i am a big dude but also have that youthful look to me. girls love it.

dunno but i dont think about other guys' danks when i am eating them out LOL.

Well, before they can see my dick they want to sleep with me so I am guessing they are just being whores, since I'm a total jerk to whores but they still love me. Short of slapping them and putting them on the street, I'm not very nice to them. I just hate whores so I treat them like dirt. I like normal girls but when they throw themselves at you like a whore, they deserve to be treated like one.

Must be the wallet my friend. I'm not rich per se with the high rollers but like I say it before, what you drive pretty much dictates the kind of girls you get in life. If you drive anything status symbol worthy in their eyes, prepare to get whores throwing themselves at you. Why do you think those middle aged balding guys buying Porsches and Ferraris, they are looking for whores. For me, I just like nice cars :winkwink:

LeRoy 06-16-2010 11:10 PM

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may as well slip the tongue in.
You said whiff it. Slippin' your tongue in it. That's another story.
But yah I'll throw in a whiff because I'm already there :winkwink:

mmcfadden 06-16-2010 11:12 PM

very interesting thread... playas' play on

MetaMan 06-16-2010 11:22 PM

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Originally Posted by EliteWebmaster (Post 17254768)
Well, before they can see my dick they want to sleep with me so I am guessing they are just being whores, since I'm a total jerk to whores but they still love me. Short of slapping them and putting them on the street, I'm not very nice to them. I just hate whores so I treat them like dirt. I like normal girls but when they throw themselves at you like a whore, they deserve to be treated like one.

Must be the wallet my friend. I'm not rich per se with the high rollers but like I say it before, what you drive pretty much dictates the kind of girls you get in life. If you drive anything status symbol worthy in their eyes, prepare to get whores throwing themselves at you. Why do you think those middle aged balding guys buying Porsches and Ferraris, they are looking for whores. For me, I just like nice cars :winkwink:

i dont get alot of whores per say, they are actually quality chicks. same with money, money alot of times brings with it confidence. but than you have the richy rich parent losers who dont get any pussy because they come across as wankers.

i like taking the "innocent" types and turning them into whores. it is like a game for me. at first they dont like giving head by the end they are taking it up the ass. :thumbsup

i honestly dont need a car to get hotties, never have ever will. if you have looks and or confidence you dont need the best ride to pick up chicks. i have both. and im a bigger guy 6'3 225 i have been told i look like i have a big cock so yes girls can tell.

being a jerk per say can be seen as being confidant also.

i think even when i get a super nice car i dont want whores in it. i dont want them messing up my rug.

PLAY ON PLAYA

EliteWebmaster 06-16-2010 11:24 PM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 17254795)

being a jerk per say can be seen as being confidant also.

Maybe I need to alter my strategy on avoiding whores, maybe I will start being nice to them so they will leave me alone :1orglaugh

MetaMan 06-16-2010 11:26 PM

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Originally Posted by EliteWebmaster (Post 17254800)
Maybe I need to alter my strategy on avoiding whores, maybe I will start being nice to them so they will leave me alone :1orglaugh

bingo, these types 99% of the time have daddy issues and love to be mis treated.

hell send them my way i for some reason i have a thing for complete bitches sometimes lol.

CunningStunt 06-17-2010 12:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PornstarXS (Post 17254744)
CunningStunt , it was something like that on Sopranos. Uncle Jr, tony soprano's uncle (in his 60s or 70s) was eating his girlfriend's pussy. And she bragged about it - Uncle Jr gave her some bitch slaps and dumped her skeeve ass. I guess if a mob cappo eats pussy - it makes you a pussy, makes you submissive. Funny, because he eventually got committed to the funny farm

Now I remember :1orglaugh

kada 06-17-2010 12:14 AM

and i thot i was nasty... damn!!! you are one nasty muthafucker..
No i never ate a chick from behind :) .. strictly missionaraaay

FrozenJag 06-17-2010 12:24 AM

LOL, if you can take a whif and smell anything thats fucking sick.

Sick fuckers lmao.

fatfoo 06-17-2010 12:28 AM

No, I don't.

Deej 06-17-2010 04:13 AM

ALmost barfed once...

Altwebdesign 06-17-2010 04:32 AM

no. . . just no. . . i think i would be sick. . .instantly!

BlackCrayon 06-17-2010 04:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EliteWebmaster (Post 17254731)
I would not eat a girl out unless I was drunk or it was a special occasion. They are filthy creatures, guys fuck girls if they are decently hot, it's our nature.

Girls fuck guys based on the size of guys wallets, trust me, I know from experience. The minute they see me pull up in my car, I can be some douche who treats them like dirt but they will still fuck me at the end of the night just as long as you are rich or rich in their eyes.

So my point is women are not picky in terms of looks, or hygeine so you are crazy if you think I am sticking my face in some girl's snatch for a taste test. I might as well prebook a visit to the STD health clinic :1orglaugh

Unless they are talent, that might be a different story. For regular girls, forget it :disgust

you think talent is cleaner than 'regular' girls? doubtful.

nakeddutch 06-17-2010 04:58 AM

Ever try this?
http://img2.pict.com/2c/fa/c4/3676333/0/lemonrind.jpg

nico-t 06-17-2010 05:13 AM

i love to eat pussy, but no ass eating i dont even think about that.... i am 100% pussy minded, i really love those things...

seeandsee 06-17-2010 05:16 AM

Sure not, can't think to do that, gross

Helix 06-17-2010 06:16 AM

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Your risk of acquiring such a virus can be greatly reduced if you use a barrier method over the rectum, such as non-microwavable Saran Wrap, while performing analingus on your partner.

CurrentlySober 06-17-2010 06:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BFT3K (Post 17254571)
I do NOT appreciate the smell of poo!

I used to like poo...

Supz 06-17-2010 06:35 AM

the answer is ........always..

mikem123 06-17-2010 06:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 17256250)
I used to like poo...

WTF lol... explain

TheDoc 06-17-2010 06:51 AM

A whore is a girl ready to fuck you because of your looks, car, money, etc. That's why it's so easy to get them. It's not easy because of your car, money, looks... it's because they're whores. No reason to pretend otherwise...

P.S. Nothing wrong with a bit of clean ass licking. Let the ass juice run down and glaze the heavens.


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