Anyone from NATS around?
 

Need an install done and the ticket system seems a bit flawed. The techs just keep telling me to keep the ticket updated (bumped) and eventually "someone" will take it. It's been like a month.

I just need it installed.

It hasn't been a month. Techs do not keep telling you to bump the ticket.

You vanished in the middle of the conversation and Bianca informed you to reply to the ticket when you return in order for the ticket to be replied to again.

If you communicate in a timely fashion with our staff and provide them the information they ask for the install process goes very quickly and smoothly.

I'm not going to argue with you. She copy and pasted the install requirements which says not to put the info in the ticket. I asked if I should give it to her on ICQ. She then replied I was about ten minutes too late in getting her the info and she has moved on.

My point is that I have to sit around on ICQ until a tech finally decides to take the install. Because if I miss them by ten minutes, we start all over again. Can I at least schedule an install so we can both meet at the same time?

You may not want to argue, but at the same time I don't appreciate the gross misrepresentation of what happened either.

As she asked, please update your TMMid with your full contact information. You are welcome to provide a phone number and we can call you when the install ticket comes up in the queue.

I have had my ICQ and email in the ticket since June 13th as requested. Nobody contacted me. I finally grabbed the techs ICQ from their profiles and started contacting them.

Please have a tech contact with me a date that they can install the software and everything will be fine. I don't care when it is. Just tell me the day and time and I'll be happy. Is that too much to ask?

We do not schedule specific install dates & times. As long as your ticket is open, meaning not in a state where we are waiting on a reply from you, someone will contact you shortly.

Hey John how is porn graph doing?

I wouldn't know, we sold that site years ago.

o what was the story behind that again?

crazy how long some of us have been around. and even crazier how some of us never forget things.

Someone has started the install.

Thanks for the help John.

Allegedly he never sold it, but partnered up and made some serious bank and then started Nats, all the while claiming he sold it.

keep talking shit. all you douche bags are the same.

pre check:
"Yes, I would also like to signup for at VideosZ.com. Today's price is $1.00, recurring at $29.95 after 2 days, and then every 30 days thereafter. "

you are all in your same little crew. pulling the same old tricks.

keep trolling the surfers. when there is nothing left in adult look in the mirror asshole.

No it doesn't. I wasted 3 months server
fees waiting for installation.

Your spec sheet misses out on several
requirements.

SQL minus sign
cvs
mac address
php memory

every install was delayed by weeks
while I act as middleman between
you and the webhost.

I'm living on the street tomorrow
because of this. And you know
I'm genesis Adam. Atleast you
suggested you were a witness

you Know what sonic torture and everone
in public abusing you is like
when you have nowhere to go?

What the christ is going on in this thread?

??? Is that last part a sig, or did the acid kick in right a you were finishing the post?

No my sig is

coffee is to milk as heroin is to hyperdermic

I don't see how you wasted 3 months of hosting fees waiting for an install when the ticket wasn't even open anywhere near that. Once we were provided the information that we requested at the beginning of the process the install was completed very quickly.

When it takes you 8 days to reply when we ask you what the mac address of your server is then yes, your install is not done in a couple of hours.

http://wiki.toomuchmedia.com/index.p...4_Requirements lists our requirements quite clearly and was provided to you when the process was started.

The rest of your post is not exactly coherent.

Bullshit. The install took over 2 months which is 3
months hosting payments.

My host often took around a week to asnwer the never
ending additional requirements you kept adding which
was avou the same delay it took to get a session
with NATS.

As for the sonic weapons bit I thought you said you
heard them in Townsville?

You've proabably been brainwashed since not to admit it
and you just demonstrated you tell outright lies.

Seriously, what the christ is going on in this thread?

Your install ticket was opened on 5/3. You didn't even have CVS installed on the server until 5/19. You finally provided us the MAC address for your server on 5/28 and your install was completed on 5/29.

There are numerous instances within that time frame where we repeatedly tried to contact you with no reply. You had to be asked several times for information that was asked for at the beginning of the process.

If your hosting company is charging you 3 months from 5/3 to 5/29 I'd be sure to speak with them about that.

I got my NATS install on server in just 2 days :)

I'm talking abouts Johns thread last December
http://m.gfy.com/showthread.php?&t=944072

the m.gfy probably won't work. Can't edit on iPhone

FACT: Graham Cooper is telling the truth 100%

re sonic torture by the govt.

Apparently your tinfoil hats block sarcasm as well as they block government mind control signals.

Plus the other ticket threads and you STILL
had extra requirements. You think pointing out
my server missed some of them means will
cover up that you added more and more

I asked Bianca "anything else" while I ask for
the mac address and she said no and they still
couldn't install after I got the mac address

Oh you were just joking

you call all your clients retarded?

You're about to lose your potentially biggest customer

What other tickets would those be? You don't have any other install related tickets.

As I said, once you provided us all of the information we required for the install it was completed.

What hosting company?

Does your install spec mention mac address
and php memory size?

All this bullshit aside, I've had TMM get installs done in 15 - 20 minutes.
It's not hard, you read the list of requirements, and have your host online at the same time.

And in regards to tickets? If you've not replied to an open ticket, it nags you daily, to the point of annoyance.

ExMasters

PHP Memory size is not something you were asked for, it is just something you randomly threw into the ticket.

MAC Addresses are nearly always simply viewable when we are doing the install. For some reason your was not. Most likely due to it being some sort of virtual or shared server. I don't know for sure.

As much fun as this has been I have some things to do.

A guy has to wait for 3 months for you to answer his ICQ?!?!!!!!! :mad:

So you lied that you specified
everything that was required
at the start

I followed every request exactly
from NATS and my host. I worked
around the clock for 3 months
following up on all your requirements
and after 3 months of bills I'm
out of the game.

I spent months before this with
postaffiliatepro who gave excellent
support for weeks for like $200
we had all the code worked out
but they didn't list individual
client payments and their country
was blacklisted from testing the
XML feed

i went to NATS because it was
supposed to be plug and play with
streamate but it's 10 times worse
and $20k to be fucked around
indefinitely

$20k?

I'll gladly refund you the $650 you paid if you'll promise to never speak to me again.

You worked '3 months around the clock' to email your host and ask them to do this?

source: http://wiki.toomuchmedia.com/index.p...4_Requirements


:1orglaugh

How long did it take you to crack the VCR? 6 months?

Don't play with your NUTS.

Sure. Paypal [email protected]

It will have to be refunded to the card that was used to pay the account.

OK. You want me to print some forms and fax them
and hold your hand and talk to you on icq and
my iPhone while you see what's involved?

No. If you'd like the actual refund (as much as it's completely undeserved) please e-mail michelle/toomuchmedia/com with your TMM account #.

I did a psychic channel and the answer was

Prefer to sleep? Come on, only a couple days of work to make a lifetime of difference. Get with the program.

so considering hocking pimpcash for $1000 should
cover me we're back in business John!!

;)

I'm so happy I clicked on this thread!

wow, this thread delivers some interesting and weird shit.

Seriously, wtf just happened? lol

Porn Graph?

http://www.leochiang.com/wp-content/...porn-ratio.jpg

You want the short version or the long version?
I'm Genesis Adam, you apes crapped all over Eden and scared away Eve.

And John thinks it's funny and takes months to install a script.

Genesis Adam is off his meds again. :1orglaugh

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b3.../popcorn-1.gif

When it goes public who i am everyone will know
you have a Smelly Crotch.

The evidence for numerology is between your legs!!

If you dare!

What... the... fuck...