I'm a dumb fucking newbie - can anyone help?
 

I just launched two new sites (3 months ago) one is flickingmybean.com and the other is atomicbucks.com (the affiliate site) - I have started the SEO process and am finally starting to see ranking results...YA!

My question is; how the fuck do i accelerate/get more conversions? ...obviously i need help, bc the domain rocks and it is searched for all the time but it's slow as fuck...

is there anyone out there that wants to use my affiliate

Thank you in advance!!!

pls hit me up on icq.

Welcome to GFY :)

flickingmybean.com and atomicbucks.com have very nice high quality designs.
The preview videos are excellent.

Welcome to GFY :)

Welcome and Good Luck!

Welcome aboard and good luck

Looks like a nice site, if you need any help domainwise let me know.

Welcome to the board

Thanks for the props...HOWEVER...
 

Thanks all!!!!
:thumbsup
HOWEVER my two questions are still not answered...:helpme

My questions are;

How the fuck do i accelerate/get more conversions? :2 cents:

AND

is there anyone out there that wants to use my affiliate???

Thank you

in simple words answer is seo

there r a lot of ways to do that and it depends on you that what u want to try and what works for your site.

You'll notice all of your replies were from people interested in saying hi to a newbie,
not in helping you with your question. There's a reason for that. The subject line
you used was: "I'm a dumb fucking newbie - can anyone help?" You got responses
from people who were interested in the subject you posted - you being a newbie.

If you'd like to get help with increasing your conversion rate, try a post with a
subject such as "Increasing conversion rate". That will get people who are interested
in talking about increasing conversions to read your post. Then, in your post talk about
what you've tried and how it worked, or say something about what you've read that
may be of use to others. By doing that, you start a conversation and give people interested
in the topic a REASON to engage in conversation with you. If you are too lazy to type a
few sentences on the subject, after maybe reading a post or page about it, you are simply
being selfish, wanting other people to do your work for you, and this will be reflected in
the quality of replies you get. Perhaps the most helpful reply you would get from an
empty post like that would be "use the search function and read the answers from the
last 300 times the topic was discussed".

However, if you use the search function FIRST and read prior threads about the topic, you
are then not only educated about the subject, but you are prepared to pose an intelligent
question based on what you've read, and thereby start an interesting and informative discussion.

Thanks!!
 

Thanks Ramor,
Makes sense!
:Oh crap
Its not that I am lazy, or even a "dumb fucking newbie" (well maybe a little). I just was trying to get some attention and to get answers and feedback specific to my sites I have desperately trying to promote. I have been doing many of the promotional efforts in the prior posts but really have not gained much momentum with those efforts and felt that maybe someone or some company could point me in the right direction.

To date, I have done the following:

Created sites:thumbsup

Hired naughtseo.com ? (3months ago) NaughtySEO (NSEO) is doing all SEO and has started a blog site. They have been retained to post 100 blogs on flickingmybeanblog.com (they have 99 to go LOL). They are also doing articles (2 down, 4 to go) and our first Press Release in coming out (hopefully by end of week). I have been trying to get them to hook me up with some top ranked sites (in the keywords I am SEOing for) so I can do CPM but they are striking out. I want to buy some add space (budget permitting) to advertise my FHV?s on? This is where we are to date with NSEO (it is a 10 month campaign)
Anyone have experience with NSEO?? (good or bad)??

I have posted one PG trailer on YouTube and 10 more will be coming out end of this week (if all goes well)

I have posted 1 question on GFY.com ?I?m a dumb fucking newbie? to get any additional direction or support?

That is where and what I have done in the last 3 months?

Thank you,
any other thoughts??

Good luck mate!! Don't know anything about "NSEO". So, there's a bump for you..

Below is my icq and skype.. You can contact me for On-Site and Off-Site SEO services..

Regards

yah dude the the design is nice

I just tried checking out NaughtySEO and it comes up as a reported attack site in Firefox...

nice site.. how come that flash video doesn't work in my browser? firefox i use...

seoguyzzz, don't think that I forgort about you. I will not allow you to cheat people on this forum. GFY! I think, you understand what is meant?

So, seoguyzzz ([email protected]) is cheater!!! Do not order SEO from him if you are not prepared to lose your money!
Due to the price he ask the work really must be done manually and with guaranteed result, but not using the submitter program.
At the beginning of our communication seoguyzzz agreed with everything, we had a concrete deal.
I ordered his services as he promised to provide a report not just a list of sites where he posted my links, but list of pages where my links are placed. This is why I paid him 210 USD, but the result which I got from the seoguyzzz the other companies offer for 18 USD. And this result is not what we deal. I think that the seoguyzzz is cheater, he promise one thing, the make something completely different and then say the he misunderstood the task. It seems like he just resells the services of other company, but promises everything what buyer would like to hear. So work is not done as we deal and for my request to give my money back I was refused.

The things seoguyzzz offers for 210 USD here - http://www.wlmarketing.com/directory...n-service.html costs 18 USD.
300 High PR Directory Submission

A good place for some info sharing, Welcome :)

good info. Thank you for starting this thread.

welcome

it's the law of large numbers. More traffic = more ability to test

get some good trade partners to start with and model what they do

fuck me
Good shit from all
Thanks

Good Shit
 

Good fucking shit
Thanks again all!!

welcome aboard dude!

Same thing here. Latest Firefox, latest flash. You need a decent flash detection script that will play with whatever version of Flash the surfer is using (within reason).

The site has several fundamental problems.

One, if you're going to link out to pics on your tour, make it worthwhile. If a surfer clicks and get's this: http://flickingmybean.com/pictures/big/02Nautia011.jpg they'll just close the window.

yeah i could also not see the movies in chrome. You might want to get that fixed pretty fast.

Welcome

Site looks nice. I've signed up as an affiliate but when trying a gallery with my ID in the url, the gallery loads up without my ID in the links back to the main site.
Also the support form on atomicbucks doesn't seem to work for me in firefox.