GoFuckYourself.com - Adult Webmaster Forum

GoFuckYourself.com - Adult Webmaster Forum (https://gfy.com/index.php)
-   Fucking Around & Business Discussion (https://gfy.com/forumdisplay.php?f=26)
-   -   Every time my husband comes home drunk he beats me (https://gfy.com/showthread.php?t=975410)

CheeseFrog 06-27-2010 09:30 PM
Every time my husband comes home drunk he beats me
 
Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk he beats me?

Doctor: "I have the perfect medicine for that" he said. "When your husband comes home drunk, just take a glass of sweet water and start swishing it around in your mouth. Just swish and swish but don't swallow until he goes to bed and is asleep."



Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn.

Woman: "Doctor that was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband came home drunk, I swished with sweet water,swished and swished, and sure enough he didn't touch me!"



Doctor: "You see how much keeping your mouth shut helps?"

xxweekxx 06-27-2010 09:34 PM
ahahahahhaahahah

Spunky 06-27-2010 09:36 PM
Heh heh,that made me chuckle

96ukssob 06-27-2010 09:38 PM
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh :thumbsup

woj 06-27-2010 09:41 PM
:1orglaugh

baddog 06-27-2010 09:43 PM
I laughed.

PornMD 06-27-2010 09:45 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by CheeseFrog (Post 17283852)
Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk he beats me?

Doctor: "I have the perfect medicine for that" he said. "When your husband comes home drunk, just take a glass of sweet water and start swishing it around in your mouth. Just swish and swish but don't swallow until he goes to bed and is asleep."

Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn.

Woman: "Doctor that was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband came home drunk, I swished with sweet water,swished and swished, and sure enough he didn't touch me!"

Doctor: "You see how much keeping your mouth shut helps?"
LOL, nice! :thumbsup

CunningStunt 06-27-2010 10:04 PM
Lmfao. So wrong....yet so right!

The Porn Nerd 06-27-2010 10:24 PM
http://www.misterpeabodyworld.com/ow.gif

That was funny.

sicone 06-27-2010 10:43 PM
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

PenisFace 06-27-2010 10:56 PM
the legendary cheesefrog?

$5 submissions 06-27-2010 11:10 PM
Hehehe that got me to chuckle

TrainWreckContent 06-27-2010 11:40 PM
haha twa a good one

montel 06-27-2010 11:51 PM
"I only hit her cos she pushes ma buttons!"

Mitra 06-28-2010 12:06 AM
it's an anecdote, but it's true.... there are too many anecdotes in real life... it's great to be able to laugh when it's not so funny in life situations.

BTW :thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup

BigRod 06-28-2010 12:28 AM
Very funny!

cykoe6 06-28-2010 04:58 AM
That is fucking priceless. :1orglaugh

ottopottomouse 06-28-2010 05:10 AM
:1orglaugh

Zuzana Designs 06-28-2010 05:16 AM
Lolz.....

LongBG 06-28-2010 05:19 AM
That was good!

Serial Pervert 06-28-2010 06:14 AM
LOL, great, man

inkognito 06-28-2010 06:38 AM
Good joke.

DamnGoodRatio 06-28-2010 07:25 AM
Some truth in that; even though it makes you think . . .

Hellfire 06-28-2010 07:43 AM
perfect!

leedsfan 06-28-2010 09:29 AM
Same woman comes back into the doctors office 3 weeks later,
"Doctor, every time I make love, I get a terrible pain in my knees"
Doctor replies "Have you tried changing positions?"
She said "I can't do that. You haven't smelt my dogs breath!"

seeandsee 06-28-2010 09:34 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by CheeseFrog (Post 17283852)
Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk he beats me?

Doctor: "I have the perfect medicine for that" he said. "When your husband comes home drunk, just take a glass of sweet water and start swishing it around in your mouth. Just swish and swish but don't swallow until he goes to bed and is asleep."



Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn.

Woman: "Doctor that was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband came home drunk, I swished with sweet water,swished and swished, and sure enough he didn't touch me!"


Doctor: "You see how much keeping your mouth shut helps?"

:1orglaugh good joke, trew a few more now!

Peter-Porn 06-28-2010 09:44 AM
:)):)) very funny

CheeseFrog 06-28-2010 10:53 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by PenisFace (Post 17283937)
the legendary cheesefrog?
I wouldn't say legendary, but yeah the same one.

h3ads.com 06-28-2010 10:58 AM
True! LOL! :D

CheeseFrog 06-28-2010 10:59 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by PenisFace (Post 17283937)
the legendary cheesefrog?
I wouldn't say legendary, but yeah the same one.

Elli 06-28-2010 11:00 AM
V------TECH!

heheh k, the joke made me chuckle :) but now I think I'm going to hell.

Itchy 06-28-2010 11:03 AM
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

scarlettcontent 06-28-2010 11:04 AM
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

LeRoy 06-28-2010 11:34 AM
Nice one!!

Kenny B! 06-28-2010 12:07 PM
that will get repeated

czarina 06-28-2010 12:11 PM
oh my gosh, that was funny (yet cruel) haha|!

Ethersync 06-28-2010 01:53 PM
:1orglaugh

PenisFace 06-28-2010 03:00 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by CheeseFrog (Post 17285204)
I wouldn't say legendary, but yeah the same one.
oh come on, everyone saw that video back in the day :thumbsup

TurboAngel 06-28-2010 03:01 PM
Lmao!!!!!!!

Deej 06-28-2010 03:04 PM
Oh so true ;)

JenniDahling 06-28-2010 03:36 PM
Ha! I'm glad I opened this thread! Thanks for the chuckle CheeseFrog!

ArsewithClass 06-28-2010 03:53 PM
Well worth the read. Nice joke CheeseFrog.

Ace_luffy 06-28-2010 03:53 PM
Hahahahahaha


All times are GMT -7. The time now is 08:02 AM.

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.8
Copyright ©2000 - 2025, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.
©2000-, AI Media Network Inc123