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cam_girls 06-28-2010 01:56 AM

1 million buckets of sperm a day
 
By my calculations, humans make 1 million buckets of sperm a day :thumbsup

LiveJasmin only generates about 1 thousand buckets of sperm a day :winkwink:

Lucky some business models are virtual

Chosen 06-28-2010 02:06 AM

So what?

cam_girls 06-28-2010 04:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Chosen (Post 17284109)
So what?


Since we're in the sperm industry that's like an economist saying So What? about the Gross Domestic Product.

Jon Oso 06-28-2010 05:29 AM

We aren't in the manufacturing or storage of sperm business, it's merely a by-product. Like you wouldn't say that automakers are in the exhaust fume business...

ottopottomouse 06-28-2010 05:42 AM

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Originally Posted by cam_girls (Post 17284105)
By my calculations, humans make 1 million buckets of sperm a day

You need to get out more.

GatorB 06-28-2010 05:55 AM

define "bucket"

Serial Pervert 06-28-2010 06:07 AM

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Originally Posted by ottopottomouse (Post 17284384)
You need to get out more.

fact :1orglaugh:thumbsup

cam_girls 06-28-2010 03:22 PM

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Originally Posted by pornopete (Post 17284411)
I came up with a different number. Please post your work.

Also are those imperial buckets or metric?

2 billion active males

2 to 5 mL average output

1 output every 2 days

2mL per day X 2 billion

= 4 million liters

8 liter bucket

= 1/2 million buckets per day ( * 10% to 1000% tolerance )

cam_girls 06-28-2010 03:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jon Oso (Post 17284360)
We aren't in the manufacturing or storage of sperm business, it's merely a by-product. Like you wouldn't say that automakers are in the exhaust fume business...

That's like saying we're not in the pleasure business. The demographic is wankers and the objective is sexual release.

mikeyddddd 06-28-2010 03:39 PM


Jarmusch 06-28-2010 04:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cam_girls (Post 17284105)
By my calculations, humans make 1 million buckets of sperm a day

Just the fact that you made such calculations is quite disturbing.

scarlettcontent 06-28-2010 04:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ottopottomouse (Post 17284384)
You need to get out more.


:1orglaugh :thumbsup

bloggerz 06-28-2010 05:13 PM

ok thanx for the info

Cyber Fucker 06-28-2010 07:14 PM

oh my hmm... I think I have found the way to eliminate the world hunger problem.

$5 submissions 06-28-2010 08:24 PM

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Originally Posted by mikeyddddd (Post 17286037)

That's a hilarious gif of Juicy :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:thumbsup

VHNet 06-28-2010 08:35 PM

Thread is useless without pics.

JBlack 06-28-2010 08:50 PM

I make premium man seed a few times a day.... but Mikey has me outclassed as far as volume .. he himself seems to account for 17.5% of the world's production....

onwebcam 06-28-2010 09:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Cyber Fucker (Post 17286517)
oh my hmm... I think I have found the way to eliminate the world hunger problem.

Couldn't hurt trying.. We're giving up hair for the oil spill.. If only Bill were President now.. I might even have some faith in politics then.. :1orglaugh:thumbsup:1orglaugh


Fuck some carbon credit. We can call them cum credits..

EliteWebmaster 06-28-2010 09:14 PM

You really do have too much time on your hands cam_girls but I like how your mind works :thumbsup

Sarah_Jayne 06-29-2010 03:55 AM

Jizz moppers have never been so busy

mineistaken 06-29-2010 05:42 PM

I don't believe livejasmin is responsible for as much as 0.1% of total sperm generated in the world

halfpint 06-29-2010 05:49 PM

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Originally Posted by mikeyddddd (Post 17286037)

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

PornAffiliate 06-29-2010 05:56 PM

its like CO2 its extra and it can be put to good use at the right spots

PornAffiliate 06-29-2010 05:57 PM

BTW Sarah can u check why im banned from max cash because i have never touched that shit - im all legal, of j

fatfoo 06-29-2010 06:17 PM

Thousands of sperm and only 1 sperm makes it to the female egg to create a child.
It is interesting.

GatorB 06-29-2010 10:46 PM

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Originally Posted by cam_girls (Post 17285999)
1 output every 2 days

If jerking off counts( and it should )heck I'm outputting 4-6 times every 2 days. If jerking off doesn't count then I'll need a couple of old calanders to figure out when I last outputted.

mikeyddddd 06-29-2010 10:48 PM

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Originally Posted by GatorB (Post 17290038)
I'm outputting 4-6 times every 2 days


Spunky 06-29-2010 10:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fatfoo (Post 17289610)
Thousands of sperm and only 1 sperm makes it to the female egg to create a child.
It is interesting.

Somehow I get the feeling you've never penetrated a woman

Sarah_Jayne 06-30-2010 03:29 AM

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Originally Posted by PornAffiliate (Post 17289590)
BTW Sarah can u check why im banned from max cash because i have never touched that shit - im all legal, of j

I don't handle the account suspensions. When you try to log in you will be given the [email protected] email address and that is who you need to contact.

Darren 06-30-2010 04:11 AM

You should offer to your customers www.Performer5.com so you can get 5x more the volume out of them! Now that's something you could write home about!

seeandsee 06-30-2010 04:41 AM

sperm calculation can vary, in Rome ther eis one place with 20x a day :D

bbobby86 06-30-2010 06:52 AM

nice calculations...

BigDeanEvans 06-30-2010 07:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GatorB (Post 17290038)
If jerking off counts( and it should )heck I'm outputting 4-6 times every 2 days. If jerking off doesn't count then I'll need a couple of old calanders to figure out when I last outputted.

I take it your sex life is lacking? :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

You should try one of those dating sites man :thumbsup


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