Women with jobs, man I hate that
 

Son of a bitch
You want a big wet blowjob
Maybe something good to eat
Someone to watch programs with while you drink your beer

And she's at WORK

Even my exec type lady friends have that problem when I go and see them

Hell
:mad:

get a job.

Fuck you
I'm ON A BOAT

With a goat?

Well I was last weekend and the thing has a HUGE engine and we were hitting the water like BLAM like concrete and this one time we hit the water so hard it was like BLAM and the whole boat went under and it was like WHOOSOSOSH


Then I was at this stupid sports bar called the polo on Wednesday with my palm tree shirt all torn thinking it's been a long weekend but it was Wednesday ... lo MF l over here

PLUS

The boat I was on we're going to double the money on because I'm awesome




Right now I'm drinking way too much Olde English because I can

If a goat was on a boat would the boat still float even in a moat read the shit that I wrote cause I


ran out of rhyming words

:1orglaugh @ the videos

TYou're welcome
I got more

I love women :)

Much prefer an independent woman with a job than a bone-idle parasite.