Small Boo-boos That Hurt Really Fucking Bad
 

Burnt the top of my mouth on a bite of Chris' Capriottis steak sub (yum!) but I fucking burned the top of my mouth. Blister formed, skin peeled, now raw. You've all done it.

Other small boo-boos that hurt like a bitch?

paper cut, banging small toe on table leg... those are a bitch to me.

It hurts when a nail is teared off your finger.

I gashed the bottom of my heal..a real bitch cause it's hard to walk

breaking your pinky toe

worst torture ever

I am fortunate enough that for some reason my baby toe dislocates when I stub it and points sideways, i just curl my toes and it pops back in, no pain either.. :helpme

I don't think I have ever gotten a steak so hot that it burned my mouth, even when cutting a piece off from the grill to test it.

That's a really disturbing mental image. Dang.

getting your nuts flicked/tapped. Shit sucks...

I meant you've all burned your mouth, not on a steak per se.

Ya it was disturbing the first time I saw it.. still is!

now that's a drinking story if i have ever heard one

Doing squats in the gym. Warming up with 100 pounds, I hear a "CLURKCGH" sound. It's accompanied by a popping sensation in my knee.

After reracking the weight and poking my knee, it starts to ache. By the time I've made it to the bathroom to throw up from the pain, every step feels like I'm getting shot in the knee.

I had to pull over on the way home to vomit again. Then once more at home. A few days later... I was back at the gym squatting again. No pain. What the christ???¿???¿ :1orglaugh

That is a sensitive spot, I feel for ya. Next time be sure to blow on the sub before biting...no pun intended.....:1orglaugh

Lighting a fart and having your asshole burnt can be worse ;)

I have such a boner right now.
I mean, we all wanted to fuck you b4, but NOW, in this condition.....hot. :D

Earlier this year had my toenail 95% ripped off. I concur.

Did you man up and walk it off? That was always my philosophy. Stubbed your toe? Walk it off. Bash your head into something? Walk it off. Lose an arm to industrial machine? Walk it off.

I did in fact man up and walk it off. I agree.

hell yea :thumbsup

Damn! now that stuff hurts like a mofo.

When I first read your post, I read it as "Earlier this year had my tonsil 95% ripped off. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Shit, I had damn near the same thing. I was in the middle of jacking some Ukrainian girl in the face for attacking my girlfriend all coked up around 5 am in some Prague non-stop when the guy she was with came at me from the side. My knee made a sound that was reminiscent of a tree branch snapping, except with more bass. More of a THWWWWAAAUUUUK sound. Totally took me out of the brawl. I make it through alright but on the way home my knee is bucking inward a lot, not good. Turns out the ligaments that kept my kneecap in place were torn. Hurt like a bitch, required surgery to fix.

:Oh crap:Oh crap:Oh crap

I feel yah. Frying your mouth suck. Its always the little crap that fucks with you all week.

Went surfing the bu on Sunday. Stubbed my toe hitting a rock while looking at the waves and not paying attention.

Had to surf with my toe all jacked up. The waves were good so I dont care.

I sliced my palm cutting a bagel the other morning, and while its a very thin, tiny slice -- it hurts like a fucking bitch.

I understood, I was just commenting on the heat of the steak. Do they nuke it?

:thumbsup

you sure it was steak and not a hot dog? :helpme :1orglaugh

I burn my lips on hot chocolate in the microwave. actually not the drink but the side of the ceramic cup that gets blistering hot

toilet paper cuts

I always seem to burn the top of my mouth with cheese on toast or pizza.

Lost a toenail to running my foot over pallet trolley.

Um... from the sounds of it, you deserved it.


Worst pain ever for me has got to be when anyone/thing scratches my back. It's SUPER sensitive and I just can't stand it.

Capriotti's? Are you in Vegas?

So basically you're telling us you like long hot meat in your mouth? :winkwink:

Nothing worse that I can think of, and I've done it a million times on hot pizza or a really fresh bagel out of the toaster. You end up with that little bit of dangly dead skin that you keep poking at with your tongue until you make it even worse.

I know how that feels. Same thing happened to me on my big toe. nail way ust hanging there by a thread. Hurt like a bitch.

torture...

you have had long hot meat in your mouth on hot pizza?

I stepped once directly with my foot to nail.It was horrible.

Toppers pizza FTW!

Is this an inside joke or something?

This happened to my thumb when I was a teenager. A friend closed it in a car door. Didn't hurt at first. Cracked my nail and it took maybe 5 or 10 mins before it started spirting blood everywhere, lol. Worst part of the whole exp was when the nail was attached by a thread, gives me shivers just thinking about it. :Oh crap

Hammer + Thumb = Holy Mother of Fucking Gawd That Hurt Like a Scornful Bitch

Those are the worst!

Small boo boo's? Well, paper cuts and stubbed toes and jammed fingers. Also, I had an eyelash from hell once that got in my eye and took forever to remove. Those are all pretty small boobs... mmmmmm pretty small boobsssss *drool*

Banging toes against furniture is a classic.

You are lucky enough to have Capriottis up in Phoenix at a few locations. Not here in Tucson.

Try it if you haven't. Get the steak sandwich. :)

Nah, I was in Phoenix. Had to take the kiddos up to the airport to head to Buffalo for one month. Ahhhh, heaven. :)

I wouldn't have married Chris if I didn't. ; )

Splinters and hitting your funny bone are missing from the list.

Hangnails and when you remove them if you go down too far.

Or if you bite your nail down too far and it leaves that thin undercoat as a nail and you have to rip that off.

that is the most romantic thing i ever heard :1orglaugh