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Loryn 07-01-2010 04:15 PM

Donations for Soldiers in Afghanistan PLEASE!!!
 
Hey guys and gals... no this isn't a big send money help thing... I have a great friend over in Afghanistan. He is a Flight Medic on a Forward Operation's Base which is fucking VERY dangerous... I asked him if I could send some stuff to brighten their days... He said this:

We dont have any place to purchase personal hygene products like body-wash, shave gel, baby wipes. As for movies any would be great as well as books or magazines. We also like any small packaged drink mixes and cliff type bars because we miss alot of meals.

So I thought I would come here and see if I could gather some stuff and put a HUGE package together for them... I have over 100 movies I have burned that I am sending and I thought I would go to Costco and put together some great stuff to send...

Those are our guys, no matter if you fucking like the war, hate the war, hate the government, whatever, they will die for us in any situation and they deserve a big box of stuff to let them know that they are loved... He said this too:

But I think most of us want the same thing. To be back home safe and to have the support of our nation from people like you. (meaning me hehe) I let them know that there are other people like you who support us.

So it would be great to send them a box and say hey guys this box is from a group of great American pervs... GO FUCK YOURSELF haha They don't have great Internet over there so it would take them all day to load and read this site... haha

If you would love to help me put a big box together you can either hit me up and mail me magazines, books, movies, package drink mix, workout bars, protein bars, shaving-gel, anything you think they would like, OR you can paypal me $10- $15- $20 bucks whatever, every little bit helps, and I will take the money with me to Costco and buy a bunch of stuff for them...

PAYPAL: loryn AT loryntaylor DOT com

and for anyone who doesn't know me, I have done many donations over the years here for animals and even programs have sent money. I always do what I say and take tons of pics with proof... and of course you will see pics of the guys with the stuff posted here I promise...

Here is some info and pics about the guys you would be sending too... I told him I watched a show and the media was saying that the government ordered the guys to stop helping locals, so I ask if that was true...

Well I am fine here in beautiful Afghanistan. As you can see from the pictures I sent we are living large. As for the care and treatment of the locals I would say that the reporters are incorrect. I have seen and treated more locals than any other People. We are as flightmedic are not working hand in hand with the local military/police but the Army units here do. I/we do not have the luxury of only treating/transporting US soldiers. We care and treat all the same with all we have. Sometimes we dont like it because just before that they may have been shooting at us. As a whole from my view is that we the US soldier on the ground are helping the locals in so many ways the press dont care about. Also the press dont really come to the far out bases FOB's (Forward Operating Base) due to the danger and current living conditions.

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So as you can see they have nothing out there... so if you would like to send a little to get more at Costco, or mail items, hit me up... every little bit helps and the guys are awesome...

PAYPAL: loryn AT loryntaylor DOT com

Hit me up to mail something...

Overload 07-01-2010 04:47 PM

sorry, but NO WAY am i gonna spend anything in supporting a WAR :(

greg80 07-01-2010 04:54 PM

ftf? Tell that ne6ro idiot you have as a president over there to bring troops home and stop supporting this never ending war

Overload 07-01-2010 04:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by greg80 (Post 17299980)
ftf? Tell that ne6ro idiot you have as a president over there to bring troops home and stop supporting this never ending war

do you have a problem with certain ethnic groups? :mad: color doesnt matter as long as people have a BRAIN :2 cents:

Sly 07-01-2010 05:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Overload (Post 17299960)
sorry, but NO WAY am i gonna spend anything in supporting a WAR :(

Buying gasoline would go more towards supporting a war than buying a man a candy bar.

greg80 07-01-2010 05:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Overload (Post 17299993)
do you have a problem with certain ethnic groups? :mad: color doesnt matter as long as people have a BRAIN :2 cents:

Well I am not a fan, but I was just trying to sound like this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barack_the_Magic_Negro

Ok, seriously, didn't the guy get elected because he promised to end the war. What's going on?

Overload 07-01-2010 05:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sly (Post 17300005)
Buying gasoline would go more towards supporting a war than buying a man a candy bar.

ok, if he ate the candy at HOME :2 cents:

Loryn 07-01-2010 05:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Overload (Post 17299960)
sorry, but NO WAY am i gonna spend anything in supporting a WAR :(

Good then I won't need to hear anymore from you... :321GFY

Loryn 07-01-2010 05:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by greg80 (Post 17300010)
Well I am not a fan, but I was just trying to sound like this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barack_the_Magic_Negro

Ok, seriously, didn't the guy get elected because he promised to end the war. What's going on?

Don't argue with him... he is WAY too thinned skin, and closed minded, if he thinks saying Negro in a funny way is being against ethnic groups... :1orglaugh

Poindexterity 07-01-2010 05:29 PM

"The price of freedom is abstaining from candy bars and magazines"
-Ben Franklin.

Loryn 07-01-2010 05:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Poindexterity (Post 17300072)
"The price of freedom is abstaining from candy bars and magazines"
-Ben Franklin.

Ben Franklin is my favorite person in history... so thanks for trying to quote him... but I just got out of the Hot Tub Time Machine and they didn't have magazines and candy bars back then... :disgust

Vendzilla 07-01-2010 05:40 PM

My daughter has it pretty good, I send her movies to watch on her laptop and nutela is a treat for her. Thats my war effort
http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-..._5457240_n.jpg

Loryn 07-01-2010 05:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vendzilla (Post 17300114)
My daughter has it pretty good, I send her movies to watch on her laptop and nutela is a treat for her. Thats my war effort
http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-..._5457240_n.jpg

Hell yeah... she has it great compared to him haha... I would much rather be on that ship than were he is... there is nothing out there... :helpme

TrainWreckContent 07-01-2010 05:52 PM

here is a bump for a good cause....if i had some extra pay pal i would sent it....maybe next week if i get some pay pal money i can send it then

Loryn 07-01-2010 06:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by riggo (Post 17300151)
here is a bump for a good cause....if i had some extra pay pal i would sent it....maybe next week if i get some pay pal money i can send it then

Thank you so much... :wetkiss

If you have any old magazines laying around let me know too... they might cost 5 or 10 bucks to send, but when a mag is about 4 or 5 bucks a piece to buy it's makes up for it... haha

TurboAngel 07-01-2010 06:15 PM

Very nice of you hun!

cherrylula 07-01-2010 06:18 PM

I have one cousin over there, and another who is 19 and a marine who will probably do some time over there... bump for a nice gesture :)

mayabong 07-01-2010 06:24 PM

its not wars its invasions lets get it right. If I remember right, congress never declared war.

Vendzilla 07-01-2010 06:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mayabong (Post 17300229)
its not wars its invasions lets get it right. If I remember right, congress never declared war.

it hasn't been an invasion for some time, now it's an occupation
And to blame the soldiers for it is being a pussy

mayabong 07-01-2010 06:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vendzilla (Post 17300233)
it hasn't been an invasion for some time, now it's an occupation
And to blame the soldiers for it is being a pussy

Sorry, but from the looks of it, the soldiers are doing the occupying.

docputer 07-01-2010 06:39 PM

I don't have paypal to donate, but I would like to remind people this doesn't support the army, or the government. It does a bit to help the individuals who are over there fighting for my country.
I am a veteran, and I didn't pick where I went, or where they sent me. I went where my orders told me, and so are they.
I give a piece of my disability check each month to the USO to help soldiers and their families.
My donation doesn't help the war effort. It goes to making the soldiers life a bit easier.
A couple months ago, our donations gave 19 units entertainment items. Xbox's, dvd players, dvds, laptops, air conditioners etc.

the Shemp 07-01-2010 06:45 PM

sounds like a plan, paypal sent :)

Loryn 07-01-2010 06:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by the Shemp (Post 17300269)
sounds like a plan, paypal sent :)

Thank you Shemp... that is a coupe Costco boxes of shave-gel hehe They'll love that... :thumbsup

the Shemp 07-01-2010 06:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Loryn (Post 17300277)
Thank you Shemp... that is a coupe Costco boxes of shave-gel hehe They'll love that... :thumbsup

glad to help...i managed to escape the army in the 60s, so tell them its from an old hippy... :)

Loryn 07-01-2010 07:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by the Shemp (Post 17300286)
glad to help...i managed to escape the army in the 60s, so tell them its from an old hippy... :)

LOL I will... :1orglaugh

Socks 07-01-2010 07:20 PM

You'll be including a picture of your tits right?

Show him you're a true friend! Nights are lonngggg

Vendzilla 07-01-2010 07:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by the Shemp (Post 17300286)
glad to help...i managed to escape the army in the 60s, so tell them its from an old hippy... :)

so you carried a musket?

Loryn 07-01-2010 09:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TurboAngel (Post 17300215)
Very nice of you hun!

Thank you very much... I want to send them so many little things they can use/enjoy and make them feel close to home... I know they feel distant often and with me on the case showering them with little gifts of love... baby wipes they love, I am getting a HUGE Costco size of those... shipping is going to kill me but if enough people donate for shopping and send stuff to me directly to box, I would be totally honored to take care of the shipping... :thumbsup


Quote:

Originally Posted by cherrylula (Post 17300221)
I have one cousin over there, and another who is 19 and a marine who will probably do some time over there... bump for a nice gesture :)

Thank you girl... I hope your cousins are safe... I hear a lot of them get so excited, happy and feel love when they get gifts like this... they don't ask for much... just little things... like maybe someone has small shampoo bottle that you collect from Hotels...that would be great to send over...

Anyone collect shampoo/conditioner bottles and the little lotions??? I have a few... so if anyone has that please let me know I would love to box a group of that up for them to choose from...

Oh and lots of magazines are great... like I said earlier 10 -20 magazines would cost about $5 or $10 to ship, but the cost of those magazines at $4 $5 a piece makes it worth it... I have a few but they aren't guy mags... well some of them are... haha

I really feel for these guys, there are way out there away from everything... you saw the pics there are no stores around anywhere to buy anything. SO if I can bring a little mini mart to them to have and enjoy I will and I will ROCK IT... I can't wait to see the pics of them with the stuff... :)

Loryn 07-01-2010 10:40 PM

FYI they don't want candy bars... they want protein bars, health bars, bars you can eat in a place of a meal, energy bars. A lot of times when they are way out in the field, they miss meals so sending couple protein bars and stuff similar to that would be a wonderful gift... :thumbsup

If you have a bunch of them laying around send them to me and I will send them over... hit me up... :)

Loryn 07-01-2010 10:47 PM

Those travel games are cool... if anyone has a few of those they don't want anymore it would be cool to ship over for them to enjoy between duties...

Let me know, hit me up, I want to send the care package from HELL, well in this case I am sending a care package to HELL haha but you know what I mean... one big bad ass box of stuff to make them feel cared about... :thumbsup :thumbsup

Loch 07-01-2010 10:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Loryn (Post 17300022)
Good then I won't need to hear anymore from you... :321GFY

So becourse someone does not support a war you give them the finger.....interesting to say the least

TurboAngel 07-02-2010 08:05 AM

A bummmmp.

Amputate Your Head 07-02-2010 08:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Loch (Post 17300654)
So becourse someone does not support a war you give them the finger.....interesting to say the least

Supporting the soldiers is not the same as supporting the war. You can be against the war and still support the soldiers without any conflict of principle. The soldiers didn't put themselves there, Bush did.

fatfoo 07-02-2010 08:17 AM

I think the function to increase health is more important than the function to decrease health. Congratulations, paramedics!

Vendzilla 07-02-2010 08:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mayabong (Post 17300235)
Sorry, but from the looks of it, the soldiers are doing the occupying.

WTF are you talking about?

directfiesta 07-02-2010 08:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by greg80 (Post 17300010)
Well I am not a fan, but I was just trying to sound like this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barack_the_Magic_Negro

Ok, seriously, didn't the guy get elected because he promised to end the war. What's going on?

He promised to end the war in Iraq, to focus on Afghanistan ( because Bush took the eye of the ball to please himself ) and take a closer look to Pakistan.

Not whithstanding the fact that both wars were baseless, undeclared, badly managed and useless, he should bring all troops home .

As for the soldiers in the " operation theatre " , they are volunteers and got premiums to signup .. they don't deserve more then what the military promised them ...

Ask Haliburton or Ex ( Blackwater ) to paypal you some funds. Here is :2 cents: for them.

Quagmire 07-02-2010 08:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Loryn (Post 17299885)
So I thought I would come here and see if I could gather some stuff and put a HUGE package together for them... I have over 100 movies I have burned that I am sending and I thought I would go to Costco and put together some great stuff to send...

Please tell me you're kidding. :helpme

Coup 07-02-2010 08:29 AM

I'll start supporting troops when they lay down their arms, refusing to fight wars of american imperialism.

Amputate Your Head 07-02-2010 08:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by directfiesta (Post 17301536)

As for the soldiers in the " operation theatre " , they are volunteers and got premiums to signup .. they don't deserve more then what the military promised them ...

Ask Haliburton or Ex ( Blackwater ) to paypal you some funds. Here is :2 cents: for them.

Signing bonuses only come with certain jobs, not all, and the bonus is usually pretty small, as is their monthly pay... literally comparable with minimum wage for risking their lives daily. They "deserve" everything & anything they are given.

Amputate Your Head 07-02-2010 08:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coup (Post 17301544)
I'll start supporting troops when they lay down their arms, refusing to fight wars of american imperialism.

That will never happen Coup, and you know it.

Agent 488 07-02-2010 08:52 AM

war sucks.

CHARGER 07-02-2010 08:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Loryn (Post 17300648)
Those travel games are cool... if anyone has a few of those they don't want anymore it would be cool to ship over for them to enjoy between duties...

Let me know, hit me up, I want to send the care package from HELL, well in this case I am sending a care package to HELL haha but you know what I mean... one big bad ass box of stuff to make them feel cared about... :thumbsup :thumbsup


give me your mail address we distribute protein bars here on Jacksonville we can send you a couple Ks of those


Those soldiers are not guilty for where they are i want to support the guys that are having a hard time im not supporting the war


:thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup

Coup 07-02-2010 09:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head (Post 17301618)
That will never happen Coup, and you know it.

a fella can dream can't he? heh :Oh crap

Brujah 07-02-2010 09:20 AM

Can I see a photo of you in panties holding a gun first?

BestXXXPorn 07-02-2010 09:26 AM

I'd like to recommend a few things for packages to deployed troops... the top 5 things to get in the mail when you're deployed (from when I was an 0311/8541 in the USMC anyway):

Home made cookies
Trail Mix
Beef Jerky
Mrs. Dash (Great when you have to eat MREs day in and day out)
Porn, seriously...

milambur 07-02-2010 09:35 AM

Kind of sad priorities, the people in Afganistan is suffering and you want us to help out a soldier that earns 1000x the average afgan, with movies and candy bars....

Loryn 07-02-2010 10:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Loch (Post 17300654)
So becourse someone does not support a war you give them the finger.....interesting to say the least

No because they aren't supporting the solider's and don't comprehend the difference... but great try to spin that... YOU FAILED and here is one for you... :321GFY

Loryn 07-02-2010 10:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by milambur (Post 17301819)
Kind of sad priorities, the people in Afganistan is suffering and you want us to help out a soldier that earns 1000x the average afgan, with movies and candy bars....

If you read the letter and not just the title and then follow your Hollywood/Media leaders, you would see that he is helping Afghans... giving them medical aid because I can tell you they don't have that out there...

Loryn 07-02-2010 10:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CHARGER (Post 17301636)
give me your mail address we distribute protein bars here on Jacksonville we can send you a couple Ks of those


Those soldiers are not guilty for where they are i want to support the guys that are having a hard time im not supporting the war


:thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup

Thank you so much... I will hit you up today and get that out... :thumbsup :thumbsup

WOO HOO that is what I am talking about... :banana

DaLord 07-02-2010 10:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by greg80 (Post 17299980)
ftf? Tell that ne6ro idiot you have as a president over there to bring troops home and stop supporting this never ending war

Oh that's classy. Racism as a reply to a fair request.


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