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cthulhu_waves 07-06-2010 11:30 AM

Are You In The Market For A Handjob?
 
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Best article I've read last night.

Quote:

There's a certain point in a woman's sexual history where she just decides ? out of nowhere ? that handjobs are just not part of the repertoire anymore. Please reconsider this decision.

You would rather just show off those finally honed blowjob skills or, you know, fuck and get it over with already so you can get some pleasure out of it, too, since that's part of what makes dealing with a wang fun to begin with anyway. But, please, just because we're all no longer 14-years-old doesn't mean that getting dudes off with the hand should be completely eliminated. For reals. It's rejuvenating. Pretend the penis is Ponce de León; your hand is the magic fountain. (As an aside: "Ponce de León" is actually a wonderful name for a cock. I was sticking with "Armand Assante" for years but I may consider switching. Digression.)
Read the entire article here.

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