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DateDoc 07-06-2010 03:00 PM

Lindsay Lohan is off to JAIL!!
 
The judge just found her in violation of probation. :thumbsup

candyflip 07-06-2010 03:01 PM

The female bailiff keeps inching closer to her. I think she's gonna spend a few hours in jail for sure.

LickMyBalls 07-06-2010 03:01 PM

She should actually go to prison for that.. technically speaking.

candyflip 07-06-2010 03:03 PM

She's about to speak to the court. This has been better than GFY drama today. :1orglaugh

quantum-x 07-06-2010 03:05 PM

...y'know.... ...y'know.... ...y'know.... ...y'know....

candyflip 07-06-2010 03:05 PM

Here come the tears.

DateDoc 07-06-2010 03:05 PM

Poor Lindsay is crying! Awwwwww!

LickMyBalls 07-06-2010 03:05 PM

Cry bitch! Lol!!! :thumbsup

Rankings 07-06-2010 03:07 PM

she had it coming

cherrylula 07-06-2010 03:07 PM

wow its live on tmz?? haha im watching her cry

LickMyBalls 07-06-2010 03:08 PM


Axeman 07-06-2010 03:08 PM

Classic stuff right now!

RadicalSights 07-06-2010 03:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cherrylula (Post 17314483)
haha im watching her cry


:1orglaugh

ShellyCrash 07-06-2010 03:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LickMyBalls (Post 17314457)
She should actually go to prison for that.. technically speaking.

Any one of us would be behind bars for pulling this kind of shit. Violation of Probation + Failure to Appear.

She should have been kissing the system's ass she got probation in the first place- she was wasted, stole a car, and then terrorized someone playing roadgames on the highway, and to top it all off they found blow on her. Who the hell gets just probation for that shit. :1orglaugh

LickMyBalls 07-06-2010 03:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ShellyCrash (Post 17314534)
Any one of us would be behind bars for pulling this kind of shit. Violation of Probation + Failure to Appear.

She should have been kissing the system's ass she got probation in the first place- she was wasted, stole a car, and then terrorized someone playing roadgames on the highway, and to top it all off they found blow on her. Who the hell gets just probation for that shit. :1orglaugh

Yup.. You're absolutely right. Total horseshit. People forget felony probation is just an adjudicated prison sentence. Celebs and sports stars aside though.

DateDoc 07-06-2010 03:22 PM

90 days in County Jail!

Bird 07-06-2010 03:22 PM

TMZ Live, HAHAHA

Vegas Ken 07-06-2010 03:23 PM

looks like 90 days

PersianKitty 07-06-2010 03:23 PM

90 days in jail and 90 days in treatment

DateDoc 07-06-2010 03:23 PM

plus 90 days in patient treatment when she is out of jail.

LickMyBalls 07-06-2010 03:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DateDoc (Post 17314550)
90 days in County Jail!

Still bullshit.. She should get DOC time.:disgust

candyflip 07-06-2010 03:23 PM

90 days in jail and 90 days in-patient rehab.

quantum-x 07-06-2010 03:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DateDoc (Post 17314550)
90 days in County Jail!

snaaaap !
Should have been wearing non-smear mascara.

DateDoc 07-06-2010 03:26 PM

Boooooooooo - she was given 2 weeks before she has to surrender!

kane 07-06-2010 03:27 PM

damn. I wonder how much of the time she will actually do.

Horny Dude 07-06-2010 03:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DateDoc (Post 17314578)
Boooooooooo - she was given 2 weeks before she has to surrender!

She wants to get that bracelet off so she can drink for the two weeks.:1orglaugh

DateDoc 07-06-2010 03:29 PM

:1orglaugh
Quote:

Originally Posted by Horny Dude (Post 17314595)
She wants to get that bracelet off so she can drink for the two weeks.:1orglaugh


baddog 07-06-2010 03:30 PM

You guys need better lawyers. :2 cents:

Nikki_Licks 07-06-2010 03:31 PM

Good! Maybe she will realize she is not above the law, finally!

I would have tossed her in for 3 months just to send her a very clear message :2 cents:

Axeman 07-06-2010 03:32 PM

It's to bad 90 days doesn't mean 90 days served in jail. At least she also got 90 day in patient rehab.

LickMyBalls 07-06-2010 03:32 PM

County's a joke. :1orglaugh

JustDaveXxx 07-06-2010 03:36 PM

OUCH!! Hey when i break the law, i get in trouble, so should she.


Only Kobe should not go to jail. Because he brings home NBA championships.lol:thumbsup

JustDaveXxx 07-06-2010 03:38 PM

TMZ rules!!!!


If you are famous and you are fucking up, TMZ will get you!!!

Pics Traffic 07-06-2010 03:43 PM

About fucking time. Spoiled bitch.

DateDoc 07-06-2010 03:46 PM

Her dad is a douche!

AlphaSky 07-06-2010 03:47 PM

She'll spend 2 days in jail. Once they cut her off from her prescription meds for a day, she'll go into shock and throw a medical tantrum. They'll ship her over to a hospital. With her acting abilities, she'll be able to fool them, to get the prescription drugs she's hooked on. 2, 3 days tops.

kane 07-06-2010 03:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DateDoc (Post 17314688)
Her dad is a douche!

Her whole family are jerk offs. Her mom has leeched off her since she was a kid and provided her with what appears to be little or no actual guidance or parenting.

I actually kind of feel a little sorry for her. Not because she is going to jail. She fucked up, was given reasonable punishments and failed to follow through with them knowing that doing so could cause her more problems. I feel a little sorry for her because she is another one of those kid actors that had no parenting or boundaries given to them while growing up because he being a star was the family business then when she gets older she starts going a little crazy and nobody is there to pull her back to the ground. They just let her do as she pleases as long as the money is coming in.

TeenCat 07-06-2010 03:53 PM

never heard about that pornstar

Axeman 07-06-2010 03:55 PM

She could end up serving less than 25 days. Pathetic.

baddog 07-06-2010 03:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LickMyBalls (Post 17314613)
County's a joke. :1orglaugh

I am willing to bet you would not last a week in LA County.

candyflip 07-06-2010 03:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Axeman (Post 17314714)
She could end up serving less than 25 days. Pathetic.

Yeah...someone will start a pool and bet on how many hours she actually serves.

Quagmire 07-06-2010 03:59 PM

Can we set up a Paypal fund to have someone shank her while she's in there?

LickMyBalls 07-06-2010 04:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlphaSky (Post 17314692)
She'll spend 2 days in jail. Once they cut her off from her prescription meds for a day, she'll go into shock and throw a medical tantrum. They'll ship her over to a hospital. With her acting abilities, she'll be able to fool them, to get the prescription drugs she's hooked on. 2, 3 days tops.

Um... they don't care if you're having withdrawals. They'll give you Ibuprofen 800 and say have a nice fucking day. Lol.

LickMyBalls 07-06-2010 04:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog (Post 17314719)
I am willing to bet you would not last a week in LA County.

You know nothing about me fuckhead. :321GFY

justinsain 07-06-2010 04:03 PM

So how does this compare to the time Paris went to jail and will it end the same way :)

2012 07-06-2010 04:03 PM

she's really going to enjoy the lasagna on Thursdays

JustDaveXxx 07-06-2010 04:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog (Post 17314719)
I am willing to bet you would not last a week in LA County.

She will be separated into a trusty dorm. The worst part will be processing, but she will probably get pulled out of that and precessed separately. She will do her time separated and she will do %50 of it.


Keep in mind the correctional facilities have been kicking out non violent offenders into house arrest programs due to the budget cuts. This is usally after 3 days of precessing. But since the public is watching, and Lindsay Lohan is famous and a very watched figure, i don't she will be getting that. The public will think that she is getting special treatment.


Sux to be her.:2 cents:

jrmint03 07-06-2010 04:20 PM

This chick is always getting in trouble hahahaha....

Supz 07-06-2010 04:27 PM

Im making Free Lindsay T-shirts, who wants one?

justinsain 07-06-2010 04:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Supz (Post 17314812)
Im making Free Lindsay T-shirts, who wants one?

I'll take one since they're free.

XXL please!


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