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SteveLightspeed 07-12-2010 06:29 PM

My Keynote Speech from Cybernet, for those who missed it
 
"Thank you Connor, and thank you all for coming. They say always start with a joke, so here it is... I love to remind people why we are here. My friend showed me a picture of a beautiful naked woman and said, "Do you see what's special about this picture? Do you see that ball in the background? We used a special light to light up that ball." I said,...


http://www.stevelightspeed.com/cybernet-speech.html

LAJ 07-12-2010 06:38 PM

Your speech kicked ass Steve. Thanks a ton for it!

BV 07-12-2010 06:39 PM

The Crusaders will prevail! :thumbsup

fuzebox 07-12-2010 06:47 PM

Nicely written :) Trying to picture you saying it...

TheDoc 07-12-2010 06:52 PM

Nice speech Steve and nice to see you again too...

Theo 07-12-2010 07:02 PM

thank you for sharing Steve

JFK 07-12-2010 07:55 PM

great seeing you Steve:thumbsup

tony286 07-12-2010 07:56 PM

bravo well said, I wish I was there to stand up and applaud you.

Rochard 07-12-2010 09:29 PM

Nicely put really....

Catalyst 07-12-2010 10:37 PM

sweet.. speech..

SleazyDream 07-12-2010 11:19 PM

awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mutt 07-12-2010 11:39 PM

good job steve. nice to see you back on GFY. :thumbsup

lagcam 07-12-2010 11:48 PM

Wise words, eloquently delivered.

L-Pink 07-13-2010 12:08 AM

I just spent another 5 minutes starring at your sig ... thank you.


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BigDeanEvans 07-13-2010 12:19 AM

Nice speech.

Hey Steve, how come in the last, oh say 6 or 7 years, you haven't found anything close to match Tawny or Jordan? Any plans to launch any other solo girls on that level?

munki 07-13-2010 03:03 AM

Nice write-up, wish I would've seen it in person...

Welcome back to GFY btw... it's been a minute.

trevesty 07-13-2010 08:16 AM

Badass speech, sir. :)

SteveLightspeed 07-13-2010 11:30 AM

thanks for all the comments

RyuLion 07-13-2010 01:56 PM

Whoot whoot! Welcome back to GFY!

elitegirls 07-13-2010 02:11 PM

nice speech!

Paper_Amar 07-13-2010 02:45 PM

Great read!

PersianKitty 07-13-2010 03:05 PM

Umm.. Steve... did this lady figure a keynote address was a good place to take a nap? Rude!

At least she was asleep before you started.

http://www.fubarwebmasters.com/galle...416/z00326.jpg

SteveLightspeed 07-13-2010 08:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PersianKitty (Post 17332753)
Umm.. Steve... did this lady figure a keynote address was a good place to take a nap? Rude!

At least she was asleep before you started.

I didn't notice her sleeping, but yeah, another show first for me. :(
At least she showed up on time, right?

SteveLightspeed 07-13-2010 08:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigDeanEvans (Post 17330825)
Nice speech.

Hey Steve, how come in the last, oh say 6 or 7 years, you haven't found anything close to match Tawny or Jordan? Any plans to launch any other solo girls on that level?

Models like Tawnee Stone and Jordan Capri don't just fall from the sky. It will be hard to catch lightning in a bottle again like I did with those two. I'm always on the lookout for the next great LightspeedGirl.

Steve Lightspeed

JFK 07-13-2010 08:27 PM

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corvette 07-14-2010 09:37 AM

great speach man =)

LAJ 07-14-2010 11:10 AM

Back to the top for Steve!

AdPatron 07-14-2010 11:14 AM

I'm glad I missed it, Steve is a douche.

SteveLightspeed 07-14-2010 12:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JoesTraffic (Post 17334941)
I'm glad I missed it, Steve is a douche.

Finally, the president of my fanclub opens his pie hole to oppose a speech about honesty, integrity, and working together. Maybe you should do next year's keynote? :321GFY

LongBG 07-14-2010 02:37 PM

Welcome back to GFY dude.

BigDeanEvans 07-14-2010 03:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JoesTraffic (Post 17334941)
I'm glad I missed it, Steve is a douche.

Damn, why the hate? Steve always came off as a stand up guy in the biz.

SteveLightspeed 07-14-2010 04:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigDeanEvans (Post 17335665)
Damn, why the hate? Steve always came off as a stand up guy in the biz.

Joe asked my wife to show her tits when she first posted here, and I called him an assclown for it.

I'm sure GideonGallery will pop in soon too, he's another assclown that delights in the industry's problems.

JFK 07-14-2010 05:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JoesTraffic (Post 17334941)
I'm glad I missed it, Steve is a douche.

I'm glad as well:321GFY

LeRoy 07-14-2010 07:59 PM

Nice speech Steve.

I hope to see some people around here act on it.

Loch 07-14-2010 08:13 PM

Thanks for the writeup Steve, great read indeed and all of a sudden wish i would have been there in person.

You have some good points in there and to be honest "sadly" not many on GFY will bother to read it although they should to remove some of the dark GFY cloud we have been seeing in here for a while now.

LAJ 07-14-2010 09:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Loch (Post 17336276)
"sadly" not many on GFY will bother to read it although they should to remove some of the dark GFY cloud we have been seeing in here for a while now.

Quoted for truth.

will76 07-14-2010 11:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SteveLightspeed (Post 17330270)
"Thank you Connor, and thank you all for coming. They say always start with a joke, so here it is... I love to remind people why we are here. My friend showed me a picture of a beautiful naked woman and said, "Do you see what's special about this picture? Do you see that ball in the background? We used a special light to light up that ball." I said,...


http://www.stevelightspeed.com/cybernet-speech.html

Just read it for the first time, and oddly enough i was discussing the exact same points 24 hours later on here: http://www.gfy.com/17323394-post54.html even using the analogy of a "perfect storm". I had to check the dates to make sure you didn't read mine first for inspiration:winkwink: but you beat me by one day. However we discuss the same points I do disagree on people spending more time on social networking, games, etc causing porn sales to drop.

james_clickmemedia 07-15-2010 05:29 AM

Good speech.

georgeyw 07-15-2010 05:37 AM

Why didn't anyone just film it?

clicker 07-15-2010 05:57 AM

Good speech Steve and thank you for sharing it. Thanks to this industry, in 2007 I was able to fly home for my grandfathers suprise 80th birthday (and pay for part of it), and again one year later to say goodbye as he passed in front of me. Sometimes we forget to be grateful for what we have been given and need to stop and smell the flowers once inwhile.

TheDoc 07-15-2010 07:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by will76 (Post 17336531)
I do disagree on people spending more time on social networking, games, etc causing porn sales to drop.

Been several reports that have shown social network, games, etc have hurt - us all - these people do not need to "come online" to use those services, they do not remember who we are when they're locked away in other worlds.

A single game like WoW is larger than the top 10 porn companies stacked on top of each other - and that's just one game, 24/7... with more people in the game right now than we have available buyers to the online porn industry - again that's 1 game vs. an entire industry.

It isn't just causing porn sales to drop, it has split the Internet and slowed global sales down as well.

At least with phone technology, people can still buy from us - problem with phones (social stuff) is unless they're looking for us, we aren't selling them anything - we're losing our ability to reach the people and our ego is being a douche telling us the world will find us when that isn't true.

will76 07-15-2010 09:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheDoc (Post 17337084)
Been several reports that have shown social network, games, etc have hurt - us all - these people do not need to "come online" to use those services, they do not remember who we are when they're locked away in other worlds.

A single game like WoW is larger than the top 10 porn companies stacked on top of each other - and that's just one game, 24/7... with more people in the game right now than we have available buyers to the online porn industry - again that's 1 game vs. an entire industry.

It isn't just causing porn sales to drop, it has split the Internet and slowed global sales down as well.

At least with phone technology, people can still buy from us - problem with phones (social stuff) is unless they're looking for us, we aren't selling them anything - we're losing our ability to reach the people and our ego is being a douche telling us the world will find us when that isn't true.

WOW was huge 10+ years ago.

Link to these several reports? Would love to see some statistics to show how Porn sales have dropped because people are playing games more or on social networks more.

LOL the christian right will be thrilled, all this time all they had to do was get people hooked on WOW and facebook and everyone would stop jerking off and looking at porn. :upsidedow

TheDoc 07-15-2010 11:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by will76 (Post 17337362)
WOW was huge 10+ years ago.

Link to these several reports? Would love to see some statistics to show how Porn sales have dropped because people are playing games more or on social networks more.

LOL the christian right will be thrilled, all this time all they had to do was get people hooked on WOW and facebook and everyone would stop jerking off and looking at porn. :upsidedow

Exactly... wow was huge 10 years ago, this is how long it has slowly been ripping away at us and today WoW is still really fucking huge. And it's just one, of literally 1,000's of online games, let alone what sites like Facebook have in it that report insane play hours and what mobile devices offer, equally with insane play hours. 10 years has only compounded the issue 100's of times over and it's getting worse.

Porn is part of the Internet...it's not subject to any different statistical trends than the rest of the Internet. If globally they can see peoples surfing times and what they surf change, for the entire globe - it damn sure means it changed for porn too. A very large number of reports have talked about the social trends of online sites, games, mobile devices, etc that have pulled people for countless hours, days, months and years away from the normal buying cycles, surfing habits and even life habits changed drastically. It's not a question of, has it affected things - it's a question of how much it has.

I don't need reports created uniquely for our Industry to be able to see the global traffic and exposure for our Industry has greatly dropped... I can see the answer to why simply by looking at what the entire Internet is actually doing.


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