Sex - 3 Times In 1 Night
 

A Frenchman, an Italian and a Texan were discussing love-making.

"Last night I made love to my wife three times" boasted the Frenchman. "She was in sheer ecstasy this morning..."

"Ah, last night I made love to my wife six times", the Italian responded, "and this morning she made me a wonderful omelet and told me she could never love another man."

When the Texan remained silent, the Frenchman smugly asked, "And how many times did you make love to your wife last night?"

"Once." he replied.

"Only once?" the Italian arrogantly snorted.

"And what did she say to you this morning?"

"Don't stop."

He had to go that long because it was so small. Motion of the ocean my ass.

I dont get it..

Maybe that is why I get no sex..

everything is bigger in texas, is that the 'punchline' ?

For some reason I didn't laugh.

Ya, me 2. WTF man!

Could be that I'm French. And know the truth.

don't think so.....i didnt crack a smile either.

Best I had was 2 women in one night. But, I must say, yo, and yes, I get them extra points since they were sisters. Unfortunately not at the same time. yet one time I had them both with me playin at the same time but things went, wrong, and, thats all I will, say, ok? :::sigh::

It's a well known fact that Texans are latent homosexuals.

once a day, everyday, all day long---------:thumbsup

Masturbation? Good effort.

I did not get this joke

your poor wives/girlfriends

3 times in one night is not a big deal, but I'd prefer one great time.

Not the size of the ship but the motion of the ocean...HA! I ain't crossing the Atlantic in a dinghy.

Prolonged Puberty Syndrome...

I hope you get over it bud

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