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CDSmith 07-14-2010 06:18 PM

The Taliban now training MONKEYS to fight their jihad in Afghanistan?
 
http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/w...ow/6168798.cms

http://www.stripes.com/blogs/the-rum...roops-1.110933

http://www.digitaljournal.com/article/294453

http://www.stripes.com/polopoly_fs/1.../270713443.jpg

Quote:

"The Taliban is supposedly investing in monkeys. That is what the the People?s Daily, a newspaper owned by the Chinese government, is reporting. According to Friday?s report, based on British intelligence, the Taliban is recruiting monkeys, and training them to use weapons and fight against American troops. American military intelligence experts are calling them ?monkey terrorists.?
We're in some serious doody over there if this is true.

If these monkeys run out of ammo and start flinging their poo at our troops all is lost.

_Richard_ 07-14-2010 06:21 PM

i didn't think personnel numbers were the problem

2012 07-14-2010 06:26 PM

and we trained ours to represent us in congress

CDSmith 07-14-2010 07:21 PM

Honestly if I hadn't seen it on about 15 different news sites I'd have swore it was originated from theonion.com.

Imagine being a parent and getting a letter stating your son or daughter was killed overseas by a sniper monkey.

fatfoo 07-14-2010 07:37 PM

XXXJay is one of the monkeys. Look at avatar:

http://gofuckyourself.com/image.php?...ine=1264032469

CDSmith 07-14-2010 08:13 PM

People don't realize how big this story is.

2012 07-14-2010 08:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NEWYORK?
if a rumour doing the rounds in the Chinese media is to be believed.

:costumed87

Amputate Your Head 07-14-2010 08:28 PM

http://brokenzombie.com/junk_bin/gfy...s_a_weapon.jpg

DBS.US 07-14-2010 08:29 PM

http://www.monkeymonkeyfunfun.com/wp...an-500x503.jpg

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 07-14-2010 08:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith (Post 17336087)
http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/w...ow/6168798.cms

http://www.stripes.com/blogs/the-rum...roops-1.110933

http://www.digitaljournal.com/article/294453

http://www.stripes.com/polopoly_fs/1.../270713443.jpg



We're in some serious doody over there if this is true.

If these monkeys run out of ammo and start flinging their poo at our troops all is lost.

http://www.monkey-poop.com/wp-conten...y_business.jpg

http://www.burningvillage.com/~kglin...030213poop.jpg

Fight poo fighters with Foo Fighters:

http://www.fooarchive.com/gpb/davefhm05.jpg

:2 cents:

ADG

Spunky 07-14-2010 08:45 PM

Durka Durka Allah Akbar

bronco67 07-14-2010 08:56 PM

The Taliban already are a bunch of monkeys.

Owner 07-14-2010 11:15 PM

PETA is outraged

Rofl 07-15-2010 12:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith (Post 17336087)
If these monkeys run out of ammo and start flinging their poo at our troops all is lost.

Lol, they'd be too busy wanking off in front of the tourists first...

TeenCat 07-15-2010 12:40 AM

http://www.thefinancialblogger.com/w...y-computer.jpg

taliban cyber army :)

Dirty Dane 07-15-2010 01:29 AM

http://camelfart.com/monkeywars.jpg

TeenCat 07-15-2010 01:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dirty Dane (Post 17336631)

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh oooh lol mate! :thumbsup

seeandsee 07-15-2010 03:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dirty Dane (Post 17336631)

:1orglaugh That was trained monkey wanted to kill our president obama, but his fast hand got the monkey face with missile :)

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 07-15-2010 03:53 AM

http://i144.photobucket.com/albums/r...wtf-monkey.jpg

http://estergoldberg.typepad.com/.a/...1a98970c-320wi

ADG

Ethersync 07-15-2010 04:10 AM

Great fiction.

ottopottomouse 07-15-2010 04:26 AM

How many virgins does a suicide monkey get?

CaptainHowdy 07-15-2010 06:29 AM

Scary ass shit, ahahahahahahaha!

$5 submissions 07-15-2010 06:38 AM

The Chinese have their own version of The Onion?

Ethersync 07-15-2010 06:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ottopottomouse (Post 17336861)
How many virgins does a suicide monkey get?

:1orglaugh

Amputate Your Head 07-15-2010 09:32 AM

Exploding monkeys.... perfect.


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